1.
Dean: Oh yeah... life as an angel condom. That's real fun. I think I'll pass, thanks.


2.
Bobby: And how are we supposed to do all this, genius?
Dean: I got no idea. But what I got is a G.E.D. and a "give 'em hell" attitude and I'll figure it out.
Bobby: You are nine kinds of crazy, boy.
Dean: It's been said.

3.
Sarah/Lucifer: I'm not your wife, Nick. I'm an angel.
Nick: An angel?
Sarah/Lucifer: My name is Lucifer.
Nick: Sure. Naturally. Umm... could you do me a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed?#


4.
Sam: Umm... Becky, can you... quit touching me?
Becky: No.


5.
Dean: What if we win? I'm serious. I mean, screw the angels and the demons and their crap Apocalypse. They want to fight a war, they can find their own planet. This one's ours, and I say they get the hell off of it. We take 'em all on. We kill the Devil. Hell, we even kill Michael if we have to, but we do it our own damn selves.


6.
Sam: You've got... (gestures to the side of Chuck's head)
(Chuck pulls something out of his hair)
Chuck: Is that a molar? I have a molar in my hair... it's been a really stressful day...


7.
Castiel: You two need to be more careful.
Dean: Yeah, I'm starting to get that. Your frat brothers are bigger dicks than I thought.


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LOLbecky

I love the G.E.D. and the give 'em hell attitude. :)

This is one of my favorite quotes, ever. lmao, I just loved Nick being all sarcastic!

Also 5, which happens to be one of my favorite S5 quotes...although all of these are really great! :))

This is the one that made me laugh the most on first viewing, so i had to pick it. Oh lol Dean....an angel condom....haha XD