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Like we exclusively told you earlier this week, Rob Pattinson was partying after the Oscars—at the swankiest of dos possible—looking as if he'd been told he could never have another drink. Ever. Natalie Portman managed to ease Patty-poo's nerves for a bit, but he still left the shindig alone.

A close friend to the Brit babe told us, "It's because [Hollywood] just so isn't his scene. All of this fame isn't what Rob's about."

We ferreted out some vintage Pattinson pics during his Harry Potter years, and just look at the difference in his mood during the promotional tours. Rob looks actually happy and excited in the early days, whereas he now looks overwhelmed and uncomfortable—particularly anytime he touches down in L.A.

Check out Robbie's madami kamakailan brooding, almost terrified faces, for yourselves and tell us how we can make Patty happy again, please?

CRAZIEST halik AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS!!

We all wanted to see a kis between Rob and Kristen…

Instead (and to everyone’s surprise), Rob ran into the crowd to plant a huge halik on his co-star Taylor Lautner! What did you think of the smooch?

Twilight took tahanan many awards at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards, and it comes as no surprise that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart won the Best halik award for the third taon in a row!

Here we have the video for you of when they kiss! We can tell if they lock lips or not!