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ibong dagat Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries) Joey's Pen

posted by peacebaby7

Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"

Joey's Pen: Take 3

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupial, we don't want any trouble. We just came to get--"

*Joey kicks him*

*Julien & Skipper run up tree*

Joey: "Come down you blooders! Before I chuck a wabbly!"

Julien: "Have you not heard such a mangling of the language of which we are speaking. Anyway, fear not, I have loyal subjects who are willing to sacrifice their balat for me."

*puts his foot on Skipper's head"

*Skipper falls*

Julien: "Ooopsy! Are you okay, penguin?"

Skipper: ...

Julien: "Skipper?"

Skipper: ...

Julien: "Skipper."

Julien: I know I am to get sued for this.

peacebaby7 James is actually who plays Joey. (James Patrick Stuart)

ibong dagat Bloopers: Kowalski (from Operation: Big Blue Marble)

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Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! You know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

ibong dagat Bloopers: Kowalski (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

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The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a upuan and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a upuan and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest...

New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do you think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to you talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic music can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that music playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are you all?"

Private:...

The History Of Two (Chapter 13) The Fight

posted by SgtSkipper

Clash Of The Penguins
The atmosphere suddenly seems to change, the wind drops as an uneasy feeling falls upon them. Everything becomes quiet, even the crackle and roar of the apoy seems diminished as a few drops of rain begin to fall. Everyone feels it, that scary feeling, foreboding. Like a dark shadow, being cast without a clear source. The reason soon became clear…

Skipper’s eyes widen, he takes a step back as a figure appears in the flames, undeterred sa pamamagitan ng the sheer heat of the inferno. Skipper shakes his head in horror as Mech-Skipper steps out of the flames, like a nightmare entering...

My OC: Stella

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Source: SgtSkipper

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 1

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

"It's coming! Dan! Come quick! He's hatching!"

"Coming Teressa!"

*Teressa & Dan watch as their first egg hatches*

Teressa: *picks up hatchling & cradles it* "Oh, Dan! It's a boy! What should we name it?"

Dan: "Um, how about Skipper? It means leader."

Teressa: "Yes! That's it! Baby Skipper."

Skipper: "Mama!"

Teressa: "Yes, darling! Mama. And Dada." *gestures toward Dan*

5 Years Later...

Skipper: *runs up to Teressa & Dan* "Hi mom! Hi dad!"

Dan: "Hi son! How was school?"

Skipper: "Oh, it was a lot of fun. Is it okay if I go to Jake's to play?"

Dan: "It's alright with me. Teressa?"

Teressa:...

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Skipper as a Wolf!

added by CuteCuddly

Source: Me and google images. :P

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 19

posted by peacebaby7

Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, you have me you one-eyed freak. So what do you want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift you want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."...

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Nightmare in Central Park! chapter one: Strange Happenings.

posted by CuteCuddly

Skipper looked at the clock on the wall. He then looked towards the isda bowl hatch.
"Where is she?" he growled, tapping his foot, and taking a sip of some normal coffee.
"Probably avoiding you, sir," Kowalski replied. "You did kinda threaten her earlier."
"Wouldn't you if you got a bucket of old isda on your head?" Skipper asked, shuddering slightly. Kowalski shrugged, and turned back to the Shirtless Ninja marathon he and the others were watching.
"Come and sit down, sir," Private said, patting the spot susunod to him. Skipper shook his head. Finally, he got tired of waiting, and set down his coffee....

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Skipper (from Needle Point)

posted by peacebaby7

Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered sa pamamagitan ng the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered sa pamamagitan ng the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did you hear that pack of lies!...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 15

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: "I don't know what you'r--"

Private: *--brings fist around & wallops Skipper*

Skipper: *blocks susunod punch* "What are you doing!? Explain yourself!"

Private: *starts fight*

*Skipper & Private begin fighting*

Skipper: *pins Private* "Explain yourself!!!"

Private: "You were there! It's all your fault!"

Skipper: "I was where!? Private! I still don't know what you're talking about!"

Private: "You were there! When my mother died! If you hadn't been there she'd still be alive!"

Skipper: "Look, kid! I don't know what you're talking about! I wasn't even conscious when my parents died!"...

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Penguins of Madagascar eye of the tiger

added by mostar1219

I found this video and i really think that the song fits well with the penguins and some of us fanguins when it comes to support.

video

penguins of madagascar

eye of the tiger

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 1st scene

posted by peacebaby7

Flashback: Take 1

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the mani butte--
Wait! Where's the mani mantikilya winkie?"

Rico: "Wasn't me..."

Private: "Rico! You have mani mantikilya on your chin!"

Rico: "Uuuum...would you believe coincidence?"

Private: T_T

Flashback: Take 2

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the mani mantikilya winkie...

Nightmare in Central Park! chapter seven: Sickness and Health.

posted by CuteCuddly

Kowalski sat up from examining Private. His face was expressionless.
"This isn't good," he said, gravely...

CC gasped loudly.
"NO!" she cried. "Don't talk gravely. I hate it when a scienist or a doctor talks gravely! IT MEANS THERE'S NO HOPE!" And she burst into tears, crying loudly. Skipper slapped her hard, and CC stopped crying.
"Enough with the water works!" he snapped. CC wiped her eyes.
"I'm sorry, Skipper," she sniffed. "I'm being madami emotional about this than I should." She stood shakily. "We'd better go back to the zoo." She turned to leave, but her steps were unsteady, and she stumbled...

An Interview with Private...

posted by peacebaby7

Interview starting in

3...

2...

1...

Me: "So, Private, who do you most admire?"

Private: "The Lunacorns, they ipakita you the value of friendship."

Me: "Um...OK. What do you like to do in your free time?"

Private: "Watch the Lunacorns."

Me: "Uh, right. What are some problems you have to deal with on a daily basis?"

Private: "When I'm watching the Lunacorns & the TV stops working, or when the others come & change the channel."

Me: "OK, then...um...what has always been a dream of yours?"

Private: "I've always wanted to meet a Lunacorn..."

Me: "Um...you must reeeealy like Lunacorns, huh?"

Private: "Who wouldn't? Why?"

Me: "No reason.........."

Tip: Do I really need to give you a tip on how to keep Private happy?

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 22

posted by peacebaby7

The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded sa pamamagitan ng humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will you be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...

ibong dagat Bloopers: Koocheekookan, Destroyer of Worlds (from Operation: Lunacorn Apocalypse)

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Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that kulay-rosas play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh you wanna dance,...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 6

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Kowalski: *awakens & sees darkness, then waddling over to Rico* "Rico, wake up!"

Rico: "Wha?" *slowly awakens*

Kowalski: "It's night. But we have a problem. There are too many clouds. I can't see any stars."

Rico: "What are we gonna do?"

Kowalski: "I dunno. I can't wait here for the stars to come out...I'm just too hungry."

Rico: "Yeah. Same here. So what do we do then?"

Kowalski: "I suggest we begin walking. Maybe we can find some food."

*Kowalski & Rico waddle till they find a small opening in the ice*

Kowalski: "Here! Maybe we can find some fish. But stay close to the surface where...

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 5

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *waddling along a long way behind the rest of the migrating penguins (however they can be seen on the horizon)*

Why did this have to happen? It's all my fault. If I hadn't passed out there may have been some hope for them. Why'd they have to go & save my life. It should've been me. Why, oh, why wasn't it me...

*frustrated & angry he sits down in the snow...just thinking...& starts weeping again*

(????): "What's the matter, cupcake?"

Skipper: *looks up at the ibong dagat standing over him* "Who are you?"

(????): "My name is Buck Rockgut. What seems to be the problem?"

Skipper:...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 3

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

2 Days Before Migration...

*a 15 taon old Rico was waddling along when he heard something...*

KABOOM!

Rico: "Whoa! What was that?!" *curious, he followed where the sound came from*

KABOOM! KABOOM!

Rico: *kept going & stopped suddenly when he saw lights exploding in the sky* "Whoa...Cool..." *he just kept watching when he saw large creatures sending these exploding lights into the sky* "Hey, my mom told me about these beings, they're humans!" *he went back to his tahanan as fast as he could go*

Rico: "Mom! Dad! You'll never believe what I just saw! These exploding lights were in the sky!...