Danny and mattyb

ah, idk if i am supposed to mention this but i didn't write this! it was sent to me sa pamamagitan ng email :D

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through...

Yes, it's that magical time of taon again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

Here is the glorious winner:

1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to apoy at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long tabing-dagat , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.





And now, the honorable mentions:





2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland Nawawala a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a
little shopping around, naisumite a claim to his insurance company....