TVD

Ever wondered what the characters of TVD would sound like giving voicemails? Here’s your chance to find out!

Damon: Hello, you’ve reached Damon Salvatore. I am not available at the moment. I’m chasing my brother’s girl, at the grill drowning in my sorrows, or I’m fucking and abusing girls to get my mind off Elena. Please leave a message and I’ll kill- I mean call you later. *beep*

Stefan: Hello, you’ve reached 1-900-PUSSY-VAMPIRE. I’m not available at the moment. I’m too busy either brooding over the fact that my balls left me and I’m less of a man then my brother is or I’m...

Comparisons are easily done
Once you've had a taste of perfection
Like an mansanas hanging from a tree
I picked the ripest one
I still got the seed

You sinabi ilipat on
Where do I go
I guess segundo best
Is all I will know

Cause when I'm with him
I am thinking of you
Thinking of you
What you would do if
You were the one
Who was spending the night
Oh I wish that I
Was looking into your eyes

You're like an Indian summer
In the middle of winter
Like a hard kendi
With a surprise center
How do I get better
Once I've had the best
You sinabi there's
Tons of isda in the water
So the waters I will test

He kissed my lips
I taste your...

    Both launching pasulong for the entrance of the tomb, Elena and Stefan were really moving. Damon was standing beyond the threshold with his breath caught in his throat. His brother could very well kill the pag-ibig of his life.
    And then, Stefan caught her.
    Elena’s eyes locked with his and terror was starting to over take her madami than before. There was no telling what he would do to her. After all, she hadn’t earned anything other than this from him. She had not ibingiay him a reason to ipakita her mercy but in his eyes that’s...

Katherine sat opposite me with a confused look on her face opposite me. She glanced up and stared hard at my face.
“Those Bampira won’t find us straight away, but when they do…” I shuddered along with the other three. “What can we do?” she sinabi as she buried her face in her knees.
“I think I know someone who can help us,” Damon sinabi wonderingly. “Katherine, I think it would be much easier if you…stayed here, rather than come with us,” he added. She stood up angrily.
“Why? I have every right to walk outside!” she sinabi as she clenched her fists.
“Katherine, you look...

Chapter 2

Damon was feeling even thirstier than he was when he went into the cinema, the sky was growing dark now, and he needed to feed.

The girl who rejected him made his thirst madami intense, her rejection made him want her even more; he wasn't going to give up until she was his.

He walked down a dark alley, a girl was walking through he stalked over to her like a predator preparing to pounce.

"You shouldn't be out sa pamamagitan ng yourself at night, you never know what might be lurking in the shadows" Damon steeped in front of her with a smirk on his lips.

The girls brown hair swung pasulong as she stopped...