the vampire diaries

Ever wondered what the characters of TVD would sound like giving voicemails? Here’s your chance to find out!

Damon: Hello, you’ve reached Damon Salvatore. I am not available at the moment. I’m chasing my brother’s girl, at the grill drowning in my sorrows, or I’m fucking and abusing girls to get my mind off Elena. Please leave a message and I’ll kill- I mean call you later. *beep*

Stefan: Hello, you’ve reached 1-900-PUSSY-VAMPIRE. I’m not available at the moment. I’m too busy either brooding over the fact that my balls left me and I’m less of a man then my brother is or I’m...

I don’t know where I’m at
I’m standing at the back
And I’m tired of waiting
Waiting here in line, hoping that I’ll find what I’ve been chasing.

I shot for the sky
I’m stuck on the ground
So why do I try, I know I’m gonna to fall down
I thought I could fly, so why did I drown?
Never know why it’s coming down, down, down.

Not ready to let go
Cause then I'd never know
What I could be missing
But I’m missing way too much
So when do I give up what I’ve been wishing for.

I shot for the sky
I’m stuck on the ground
So why do I try, I know I’m gonna to fall down
I thought I could fly, so why...