I have heard some very strange things from people over the years, and for the last taon or so I've kept a listahan of the best ones I hear.
So I thought it would be a good idea to share these with the world.
And of course to make it madami interesting, absolutely no context will be given.
Enjoy.
"Help! I'm being attacked sa pamamagitan ng evil celery!" -me, 2017
"Looks like the AAAARGH!!! was full!" -me, 2018
"Oh no! My succubus!" -me, 2018
"I don't remember the kumquats..." -my dad, 2018
"I think I'm gonna cut the child." -Emilio, 2018
"If you're gonna get a baby, might as well buy them in bulk." -Teague, 2018
"So basically...
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