{Note:Astrid Is My Character. She Is Tori's 14 taon Old Cousin}
Total Drama matagumpay Ep.1
Astrid:*Walks In With Weird Machine,And Robbie Is Pushing It* Tori:Woah,woah,woah. What is that? Astrid:*Shrugs* Robbie just told me to help him carry it in. Jade:Can it kill me? Robbie:Possibly. Jade:I call testing it! Beck:Whatever it is,we shouldn't do this... *They All Suddenly Crowd Around It,Waiting For Robbie To Turn It On* Cat:Hurry up,Robbie! It might make tacos! Robbie:No Cat! It will not make tacos! *Presses Button Which Makes Them All Fly Back* Astrid:Are we dead?! Robbie:I don't think so... *They All See The Total Drama Cast* Astrid:Holy crap! Tori:Hey! They're from that cartoon show.. Uh what was it called? Andre:Total Drama? Cat:Oh my god! I loved that show! Courtney:Can ya'll stop talking and tell us where the heck we are?! Tori:You're in the real world. Lindsay:Oh my god! Your hair is so fetch! Cat:Thanks... And I pag-ibig your boots... They remind me of my pet alligator. Trent:Excuse me? Tori:Sorry,she's not right in the head. Jade:I like your hair. Gwen:Thanks? I like your....hair... Jade:Thanks. A hobo did it for me. Astrid:Robbie? How do we transport them back? Robbie:How should I know?! Rex:Dude,you're the one who made this thingy majigger! Duncan:Puppet's got a point. Chris:Hello! Oh Cheeeef! Chef:*Laughs Evily And Presses A Button Which Transports Them To Camp Wawanaqua*
Tori:AAAH!!! What are we doing here? Chris:You new contestants will be competing in Total...Drama...VICTORIOUS!!!! Jade:I didn't agree to this! Andre:Aw snap! Chris:Yup! Time for teams!!! Sierra:I BETTER BE ON CODY-WODY'S TEAM!!! Astrid:Cody wha? Chris:Team 1:Tori,Duncan,Robbie,Rex,Courtney,Trent,Andre,Owen,Izzy,Astrid,Cody,Sierra,Heather,Jade,Cat,and Lindsay! And I have a suprise for ya'll! Each team has a captain! For Team 1 the captain is........JADE!!! Jade:Pff! Chris:So Jade? What's the team name? Jade:Team Scissors. Courtney:What kind of name is that?! Jade:The name I picked,so shut up! Chris:Team 2:Alejandro,Gwen,Beck,Katie,Sadie,Beth,Tyler,Ezekiel,Justin,DJ,Bridgette,Geoff,LeShawna,Harold,Eva,and Noah! Team captain is.........LESHAWNA!!! LeShawna:What! Yeah! Team.....BOOTYLICIOUS! Katie:I pag-ibig it! Don't you Sadie?! Sadie:I totally pag-ibig it! Chris:Alright first challenge is.......THE SING OFF!!! EverBody:WHAT?!!! Chris:That's right! Pick a few people from your team to sing! And me and Chef will judge!
{With Team Scissors}
Jade:Alright,any volunteers? Tori:*Raises Her Hand* Jade:Any other volunteers? Tori:Aw c'mon! Why not? Jade:'Cause I sinabi so! That's why! Astrid:C'mon Jade! How 'bout you,Tori,and Cat sing? Ya'll can do a triple-et! EveryBody From Team Scissors:What? Astrid:You know like a duet,but with three people. Courtney:Ya'll are sure you can sing? Tori:Positve! Duncan:What song then,ladies? Cat:How 'bout Barbie Girl? My brother sang that to our sick grandma. She died. She had a heartattack while he was singing. Astrid:That's information you should keep to yourself,Cat. Tori:I got it! C'mon!
{With Team Bootylicous}
LeShawna:Any volunteers? Bridgette:I'll sing! Geoff:Alright babe! *Makes-Out With Her* Beck:Do they do that alot? LeShawna:Yup. Alright,anybody else? Beck:I'll do it. Bridgette:We can do a duet! And I know a perfect song!
^When The Challenge Starts^
Chris:First up....Bridgette and Beck!!! Singing..? Bridgette:We'll be pag-awit This Is Me sa pamamagitan ng Demi Lavoto.
I've always been the kind of girl that hid my face.
So afraid to tell the world what I've got to say.
But I have this dream right inside of me.
I'm gonna let it show.
It's time to let you know.
To let you know.
This is real.
This is me.
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now.
Gonna let the light SHINE ON ME!!!
Now I've found who I am.
There's no way to hold it in.
Nomore hiding who I wanna be...
This is me.
Do you know what it's like to feel so in the dark.
To dream about a life where you're the shining star.
Even though it seems like it's too far away.
I have to believe in myself.
It's the only way!
This is real.
This is me.
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now.
Gonna let the light SHINE ON ME!!!
Now I've found who I am.
There's no way to hold it in.
No madami hiding who I want to be.
This is me.
Beck:Your the voice I hear inside my head.
The reason that I'm singing!
I need to find you!
I gotta find you!
Your the missing piece I need the sound inside of me.
I need to find you.
Bridgette,Beck:I GOTTA FIND YOU!!!
Bridgette:This is real!
This is me!
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now.
Gonna let the light SHINE ON ME!!!
Now I've found who I am.
There's no way to hold it in.
No madami hiding who I wanna be.
This is me!
THIS IS MEEEE,YE-YE-YEAAAH!!!!
This is me......
*Song Ends*
Chris:Wow! Nice duet! I give it a 9! Chef? Chef:8. Chris:You hear that? Ya got 17 points! Bridgette:YEAH!!! Chris:Next is Tori,Jade,and Cat from Team Scissors! Singing? Tori:You'll be suprised... Hit it!!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Drifting through the wind wanting to start again.
Jade:Do you ever feel...
Feel so paper thin..
Like a house of cards one blow from caving in?
Cat:Do you ever feel already buried deep?
Six feet under scream but no one seems to hear a thing?
Tori:Do you know that there's still a chance for you.
Jade:Cause there's a spark in you.
Cat:You just gotta ignnnite the light. And let it shine!
Tori:Just owwwn the night!
Jade:Like the fourth of July!
Tori,Jade,Cat:Cause baby you're a FIREWORK!!!
C'mon ipakita 'em what you're worth!
Make 'em go Ah! Ah! Ah!
As you shoot across the sky-y-y!
Cause baby you're a FIREWORK!!!
Come on let your mga kulay burst!
Make 'em go Ah! Ah! Ah!
You're gonna leave them falling down-own-own!
Tori:You don't have to feel like a waste of space.
Jade:You're original.
Cat:Cannot be replaced!
Tori:If you only knew what the future holds.
Jade:After a hurricane comes a rainbow!
Cat:Maybe you're the reason why all the doors are closed!
Tori:So you can open one that leads you to the perfect road!
Jade:Like lightning bolt your puso will blow.
Tori:And when it's time you'll know.
Cat:You just gotta igniiite the light!
And let it shine!
Just own the night!
Like the fourth of July!
Tori,Jade,Cat:Cause baby you're a FIREWORK!!!
Come on ipakita 'em what your worth!
Make 'em go Ah! Ah! Ah!
As you shoot across the sky-y-y!
Baby you're a FIREWORK!!!!!!
Come on let your mga kulay burst!
Make 'em go Ah! Ah! Ah!
You're gonna leave 'em falling down-own-own!!!!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Even brighter than the moon,moon,moon!
Tori:It's always been inside of you,you,you!
Jade:And now it's let it through,ough,ough!
Cat:Cause baby you're a FIREWORK!!!!
Tori:Come on ipakita 'em what you're worth!
Jade:Make 'em go Ah! Ah! Ah!
Tori,Jade,Cat:As you shoot across the sky-y-y!
Baby your a FIREWORK!!!!
Come on let your mga kulay burst!
Make 'em go Ah! Ah! Ah!
You're gonna leave them falling down-own-own!!!!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Even brighter than the moon,moon,moon!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Even broghter than the moon,moon,moon!!
*Song Ends*
Chris:*Speechless* Uh...uh....10!!! I GIVE IT A 10!!!! Chef:*Is Crying* 10!!!!! Chris:Team Scissors are the winners!!! Tori:We won!!! We won!!! *They Do A Group Hug* Chris:Team Bootylicious. You're voting someone out!
~Confessionals~
LeShawna:I know Bridgette is my white girl,but she has to go...
~Next Confessional~
Geoff:Beck! I can't vote off my gf! How wrong would that be?!
~End Of Confessionals~
^At The Elimination Ceremony^
Chris:I have 15 golden stars in my hand. 1 of you will not be recieving one. That person will walk the hall-of-shame,catch the bus-of-losers,and leave. Forever. When I call your name,come up and claim your stars. Alejandro,Beck,Katie,Sadie,Beth,Tyler,Ezekiel,Justin,DJ,Geoff,LeShawna,Harold,Eva,and Noah! *They Take Their Golden Stars*
Chris:Bridegette and Beck. You two were the ones with the most votes... The last bituin goes to.......Beck. Beck:Sorry Bridgette. *Takes His Golden Star* Geoff:NO!!! BRIDGE!!! Bridgette:It's ok Geoff! Win the game for us! *Kisses Him And Leaves To The Bus-Of-Losers* Chris:Who will be voted next? Find out on Total...Drama....VICTORIOUS!!!!
Total Drama matagumpay Ep.1
Astrid:*Walks In With Weird Machine,And Robbie Is Pushing It* Tori:Woah,woah,woah. What is that? Astrid:*Shrugs* Robbie just told me to help him carry it in. Jade:Can it kill me? Robbie:Possibly. Jade:I call testing it! Beck:Whatever it is,we shouldn't do this... *They All Suddenly Crowd Around It,Waiting For Robbie To Turn It On* Cat:Hurry up,Robbie! It might make tacos! Robbie:No Cat! It will not make tacos! *Presses Button Which Makes Them All Fly Back* Astrid:Are we dead?! Robbie:I don't think so... *They All See The Total Drama Cast* Astrid:Holy crap! Tori:Hey! They're from that cartoon show.. Uh what was it called? Andre:Total Drama? Cat:Oh my god! I loved that show! Courtney:Can ya'll stop talking and tell us where the heck we are?! Tori:You're in the real world. Lindsay:Oh my god! Your hair is so fetch! Cat:Thanks... And I pag-ibig your boots... They remind me of my pet alligator. Trent:Excuse me? Tori:Sorry,she's not right in the head. Jade:I like your hair. Gwen:Thanks? I like your....hair... Jade:Thanks. A hobo did it for me. Astrid:Robbie? How do we transport them back? Robbie:How should I know?! Rex:Dude,you're the one who made this thingy majigger! Duncan:Puppet's got a point. Chris:Hello! Oh Cheeeef! Chef:*Laughs Evily And Presses A Button Which Transports Them To Camp Wawanaqua*
Tori:AAAH!!! What are we doing here? Chris:You new contestants will be competing in Total...Drama...VICTORIOUS!!!! Jade:I didn't agree to this! Andre:Aw snap! Chris:Yup! Time for teams!!! Sierra:I BETTER BE ON CODY-WODY'S TEAM!!! Astrid:Cody wha? Chris:Team 1:Tori,Duncan,Robbie,Rex,Courtney,Trent,Andre,Owen,Izzy,Astrid,Cody,Sierra,Heather,Jade,Cat,and Lindsay! And I have a suprise for ya'll! Each team has a captain! For Team 1 the captain is........JADE!!! Jade:Pff! Chris:So Jade? What's the team name? Jade:Team Scissors. Courtney:What kind of name is that?! Jade:The name I picked,so shut up! Chris:Team 2:Alejandro,Gwen,Beck,Katie,Sadie,Beth,Tyler,Ezekiel,Justin,DJ,Bridgette,Geoff,LeShawna,Harold,Eva,and Noah! Team captain is.........LESHAWNA!!! LeShawna:What! Yeah! Team.....BOOTYLICIOUS! Katie:I pag-ibig it! Don't you Sadie?! Sadie:I totally pag-ibig it! Chris:Alright first challenge is.......THE SING OFF!!! EverBody:WHAT?!!! Chris:That's right! Pick a few people from your team to sing! And me and Chef will judge!
{With Team Scissors}
Jade:Alright,any volunteers? Tori:*Raises Her Hand* Jade:Any other volunteers? Tori:Aw c'mon! Why not? Jade:'Cause I sinabi so! That's why! Astrid:C'mon Jade! How 'bout you,Tori,and Cat sing? Ya'll can do a triple-et! EveryBody From Team Scissors:What? Astrid:You know like a duet,but with three people. Courtney:Ya'll are sure you can sing? Tori:Positve! Duncan:What song then,ladies? Cat:How 'bout Barbie Girl? My brother sang that to our sick grandma. She died. She had a heartattack while he was singing. Astrid:That's information you should keep to yourself,Cat. Tori:I got it! C'mon!
{With Team Bootylicous}
LeShawna:Any volunteers? Bridgette:I'll sing! Geoff:Alright babe! *Makes-Out With Her* Beck:Do they do that alot? LeShawna:Yup. Alright,anybody else? Beck:I'll do it. Bridgette:We can do a duet! And I know a perfect song!
^When The Challenge Starts^
Chris:First up....Bridgette and Beck!!! Singing..? Bridgette:We'll be pag-awit This Is Me sa pamamagitan ng Demi Lavoto.
I've always been the kind of girl that hid my face.
So afraid to tell the world what I've got to say.
But I have this dream right inside of me.
I'm gonna let it show.
It's time to let you know.
To let you know.
This is real.
This is me.
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now.
Gonna let the light SHINE ON ME!!!
Now I've found who I am.
There's no way to hold it in.
Nomore hiding who I wanna be...
This is me.
Do you know what it's like to feel so in the dark.
To dream about a life where you're the shining star.
Even though it seems like it's too far away.
I have to believe in myself.
It's the only way!
This is real.
This is me.
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now.
Gonna let the light SHINE ON ME!!!
Now I've found who I am.
There's no way to hold it in.
No madami hiding who I want to be.
This is me.
Beck:Your the voice I hear inside my head.
The reason that I'm singing!
I need to find you!
I gotta find you!
Your the missing piece I need the sound inside of me.
I need to find you.
Bridgette,Beck:I GOTTA FIND YOU!!!
Bridgette:This is real!
This is me!
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now.
Gonna let the light SHINE ON ME!!!
Now I've found who I am.
There's no way to hold it in.
No madami hiding who I wanna be.
This is me!
THIS IS MEEEE,YE-YE-YEAAAH!!!!
This is me......
*Song Ends*
Chris:Wow! Nice duet! I give it a 9! Chef? Chef:8. Chris:You hear that? Ya got 17 points! Bridgette:YEAH!!! Chris:Next is Tori,Jade,and Cat from Team Scissors! Singing? Tori:You'll be suprised... Hit it!!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Drifting through the wind wanting to start again.
Jade:Do you ever feel...
Feel so paper thin..
Like a house of cards one blow from caving in?
Cat:Do you ever feel already buried deep?
Six feet under scream but no one seems to hear a thing?
Tori:Do you know that there's still a chance for you.
Jade:Cause there's a spark in you.
Cat:You just gotta ignnnite the light. And let it shine!
Tori:Just owwwn the night!
Jade:Like the fourth of July!
Tori,Jade,Cat:Cause baby you're a FIREWORK!!!
C'mon ipakita 'em what you're worth!
Make 'em go Ah! Ah! Ah!
As you shoot across the sky-y-y!
Cause baby you're a FIREWORK!!!
Come on let your mga kulay burst!
Make 'em go Ah! Ah! Ah!
You're gonna leave them falling down-own-own!
Tori:You don't have to feel like a waste of space.
Jade:You're original.
Cat:Cannot be replaced!
Tori:If you only knew what the future holds.
Jade:After a hurricane comes a rainbow!
Cat:Maybe you're the reason why all the doors are closed!
Tori:So you can open one that leads you to the perfect road!
Jade:Like lightning bolt your puso will blow.
Tori:And when it's time you'll know.
Cat:You just gotta igniiite the light!
And let it shine!
Just own the night!
Like the fourth of July!
Tori,Jade,Cat:Cause baby you're a FIREWORK!!!
Come on ipakita 'em what your worth!
Make 'em go Ah! Ah! Ah!
As you shoot across the sky-y-y!
Baby you're a FIREWORK!!!!!!
Come on let your mga kulay burst!
Make 'em go Ah! Ah! Ah!
You're gonna leave 'em falling down-own-own!!!!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Even brighter than the moon,moon,moon!
Tori:It's always been inside of you,you,you!
Jade:And now it's let it through,ough,ough!
Cat:Cause baby you're a FIREWORK!!!!
Tori:Come on ipakita 'em what you're worth!
Jade:Make 'em go Ah! Ah! Ah!
Tori,Jade,Cat:As you shoot across the sky-y-y!
Baby your a FIREWORK!!!!
Come on let your mga kulay burst!
Make 'em go Ah! Ah! Ah!
You're gonna leave them falling down-own-own!!!!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Even brighter than the moon,moon,moon!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Even broghter than the moon,moon,moon!!
*Song Ends*
Chris:*Speechless* Uh...uh....10!!! I GIVE IT A 10!!!! Chef:*Is Crying* 10!!!!! Chris:Team Scissors are the winners!!! Tori:We won!!! We won!!! *They Do A Group Hug* Chris:Team Bootylicious. You're voting someone out!
~Confessionals~
LeShawna:I know Bridgette is my white girl,but she has to go...
~Next Confessional~
Geoff:Beck! I can't vote off my gf! How wrong would that be?!
~End Of Confessionals~
^At The Elimination Ceremony^
Chris:I have 15 golden stars in my hand. 1 of you will not be recieving one. That person will walk the hall-of-shame,catch the bus-of-losers,and leave. Forever. When I call your name,come up and claim your stars. Alejandro,Beck,Katie,Sadie,Beth,Tyler,Ezekiel,Justin,DJ,Geoff,LeShawna,Harold,Eva,and Noah! *They Take Their Golden Stars*
Chris:Bridegette and Beck. You two were the ones with the most votes... The last bituin goes to.......Beck. Beck:Sorry Bridgette. *Takes His Golden Star* Geoff:NO!!! BRIDGE!!! Bridgette:It's ok Geoff! Win the game for us! *Kisses Him And Leaves To The Bus-Of-Losers* Chris:Who will be voted next? Find out on Total...Drama....VICTORIOUS!!!!
peple left
helga:ok hector luke and tyra
chrissy ok you gays are OUT!!
hector:YOU CANT GET RID OF ME ILL BE BACK!!!!!
chrissy:ok susunod teen is eve
eve:ok jesica colbie and escope
chrissy:next ben ok ben should of styd longer so were leting him vote of 3 peploe since he got voted of first
ben: D:< TRADERS i will vote the peple that got me kicked of cory grace and bridgent i SAW what you sinabi on TV back at tahanan *winks at chrissy*
chrissy ok there you vhave it bye bye hector luke tyra jesica colbie escope cory grace and bridgent looks like all we have left is trisha dain olivia elly gwet and luis who will leav the susunod episode ?
