WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
ALSO, IF YOUR OFFENDED sa pamamagitan ng BAD LANGUAGE AND 13 YEAR-OLDS WHO SOUND LIKE TODDLERS, DO NOT READ.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. xD
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I'm going to 7th grade tomorrow, so I've decided to recap on my paborito times during my 6th year.
BTW, Raynie is me.
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Ah, sixth grade. I miss it so...xD
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Science, my paborito class. How much I learned will stay with me forever, from both the books and my classmates. xD
(Science room. All the diologue is in an English accent.)
Austin: 'Ave you been to Narnia lately?
Raynie: No, 'ave you?
Austin: why, yes I 'ave. Why 'aven't you gone?
Raynie: I don't 'ave a wardrobe.
Austin: Just go through a fucking door!
Raynie: I don't wanna go through a fucking door!
Austin: You 'ave to go through a fucking door to get there!
Raynie: I don't like fucking doors!
Austin: (doubles over in laughter)
Raynie: What? Oh, wait.. (slaps his face) Go to Narnia!
--
The Eskimo Olympics, the ultimate strength and agility trials, located in a smelly middle school gym.
(against some wall, my bestest friend Sarah just found out her event didn't include her. Amanda is her friend, and Whitney is the bitchy jerk that no one likes.)
Whitney: Sarah, what's wrong?
Sarah: Go away, I don't want to talk to you!
Whitney: i just want to talk to you!
Raynie: Go away, nobody likes you, Whitney!
Whitney: What are you, her bodyguard? I want to talk to her!
Amanda: She sinabi go away, Whitney!
Whitney: Shut up, I've seen chickens with madami meat on their Buto than you!
Amanda: Oh yeah? I've seen chickens that actually have boobs!
Whitney: =O
--
Yes, my paborito classes in the third trimester were gym, Social Studies and Language Arts. Mostly because he was in those classes.
(gym class, we're running around the track. Destiny, my friend, found out I like him.)
Shannon(aka, HIM.): (winks at me)
Raynie: (dreamy smile, slows down) He winked at me...
Destiny: (pulls my arm ahead, practically drags me) Stop mangarap ng gising about him!
Raynie: I'm not dreaming about anyone!
Destiny: (points to him)
Raynie: ...he's not a guy. He's a god. (giggles dreamily)
Destiny: Oh, shut up and at least pretend to care about your gym grade.
Raynie: I'm doing fine!
Destiny: It doesn't take long to get a bad grade in a class, Tay. Keep walking or I'll be forced to use deadly attacks on you.
(the way she sinabi that made me crack up; she sounds like a 5 taon old xD)
--
Unfortunately, that was not the only dreaming-about-him moment of mine...
(after track practice, walking back inside to the gymnasium; he'd been on my team for the relay.)
Shannon: Nice job running, Wood. (puts his thumbs up for me and walks past)
Raynie: (heart flutters) Thanks... (thumbs up back at him) (frozen)
Destiny: (grabs my arm and drags me) Come on, Tay...
--
Gym featured other things too. Such as my friend Destiny being a asong babae about her spot.
(entrance to the girls locker room; at the side of the steps, that's our little spot to talk and have cat-fights xD)
Destiny: You're sitting in my spot.
Raynie: I always sit on the uncomfortable side of the door.
Destiny: Get out of my spot. (pushes my arm lightly)
Raynie: Its just a spot, Destiny.
Destiny: Get out of my spot.
Raynie: No, just sit down there. (points)
Destiny: (pouts) Get outta my spot!
Raynie: NO!
Destiny: YES!
Raynie: NO! ITS MY SPOT!
Destiny: ITS MY SPOT, NOW GET OUT! (yay for her cute 7 taon old voice xD)
Raynie: NO!
Destiny: YES!
Raynie: GET YOUR OWN SPOT!
Destiny: THAT IS MY SPOT!
--
Destiny was in my Science class too, which made it madami fun xD Another friend, LaQuilla, was also in that class. A weird pagtatalo had started in the beginning of the third trimester, and it has not stopped yet, even if our teacher, Mr. Williams, had "broken" the tie.
(Gym class)
Raynie: (reading, waiting for class to start)
LQ: Are mga asong lobo real? (eye twitch)
Raynie: ...What?
LQ: ARE mga asong lobo REAL?! ITS A SIMPLE QUESTION!
Raynie: Okay, okay! Yes, they're real. Now may I go back to my book?
LQ: DANG IT! Hannah's winning the bet!
Raynie: It's just a scientific fact, LaQuilla.
LQ: mga asong lobo AREN'T REAL!
Raynie: YES THEY ARE!
~
(Science)
LQ: They aren't reaaaaaaaal...
Raynie: Yes they are!
LQ: No they're not!
Raynie: YES THEY ARE!
LQ: NO THEY'RE NOT!
Mr. Williams: Girls! I don't want to sound rude, but shut up!
Raynie: We should have him be the tie-breaker!
(we both run up to him)
Mr. Williams: Yes?
Raynie: We're having a fight.
LQ: Do you think mga asong lobo are real?
Mr. Williams: Yes, they are real. People have enough proof to confirm it.
Raynie: HA!
LQ: THEY'RE NOT REAL!
-~-~-~-~-~-~-
What a lovely taon xD
ALSO, IF YOUR OFFENDED sa pamamagitan ng BAD LANGUAGE AND 13 YEAR-OLDS WHO SOUND LIKE TODDLERS, DO NOT READ.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. xD
--
I'm going to 7th grade tomorrow, so I've decided to recap on my paborito times during my 6th year.
BTW, Raynie is me.
+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+
Ah, sixth grade. I miss it so...xD
-~-~-~-~-~-~-
Science, my paborito class. How much I learned will stay with me forever, from both the books and my classmates. xD
(Science room. All the diologue is in an English accent.)
Austin: 'Ave you been to Narnia lately?
Raynie: No, 'ave you?
Austin: why, yes I 'ave. Why 'aven't you gone?
Raynie: I don't 'ave a wardrobe.
Austin: Just go through a fucking door!
Raynie: I don't wanna go through a fucking door!
Austin: You 'ave to go through a fucking door to get there!
Raynie: I don't like fucking doors!
Austin: (doubles over in laughter)
Raynie: What? Oh, wait.. (slaps his face) Go to Narnia!
--
The Eskimo Olympics, the ultimate strength and agility trials, located in a smelly middle school gym.
(against some wall, my bestest friend Sarah just found out her event didn't include her. Amanda is her friend, and Whitney is the bitchy jerk that no one likes.)
Whitney: Sarah, what's wrong?
Sarah: Go away, I don't want to talk to you!
Whitney: i just want to talk to you!
Raynie: Go away, nobody likes you, Whitney!
Whitney: What are you, her bodyguard? I want to talk to her!
Amanda: She sinabi go away, Whitney!
Whitney: Shut up, I've seen chickens with madami meat on their Buto than you!
Amanda: Oh yeah? I've seen chickens that actually have boobs!
Whitney: =O
--
Yes, my paborito classes in the third trimester were gym, Social Studies and Language Arts. Mostly because he was in those classes.
(gym class, we're running around the track. Destiny, my friend, found out I like him.)
Shannon(aka, HIM.): (winks at me)
Raynie: (dreamy smile, slows down) He winked at me...
Destiny: (pulls my arm ahead, practically drags me) Stop mangarap ng gising about him!
Raynie: I'm not dreaming about anyone!
Destiny: (points to him)
Raynie: ...he's not a guy. He's a god. (giggles dreamily)
Destiny: Oh, shut up and at least pretend to care about your gym grade.
Raynie: I'm doing fine!
Destiny: It doesn't take long to get a bad grade in a class, Tay. Keep walking or I'll be forced to use deadly attacks on you.
(the way she sinabi that made me crack up; she sounds like a 5 taon old xD)
--
Unfortunately, that was not the only dreaming-about-him moment of mine...
(after track practice, walking back inside to the gymnasium; he'd been on my team for the relay.)
Shannon: Nice job running, Wood. (puts his thumbs up for me and walks past)
Raynie: (heart flutters) Thanks... (thumbs up back at him) (frozen)
Destiny: (grabs my arm and drags me) Come on, Tay...
--
Gym featured other things too. Such as my friend Destiny being a asong babae about her spot.
(entrance to the girls locker room; at the side of the steps, that's our little spot to talk and have cat-fights xD)
Destiny: You're sitting in my spot.
Raynie: I always sit on the uncomfortable side of the door.
Destiny: Get out of my spot. (pushes my arm lightly)
Raynie: Its just a spot, Destiny.
Destiny: Get out of my spot.
Raynie: No, just sit down there. (points)
Destiny: (pouts) Get outta my spot!
Raynie: NO!
Destiny: YES!
Raynie: NO! ITS MY SPOT!
Destiny: ITS MY SPOT, NOW GET OUT! (yay for her cute 7 taon old voice xD)
Raynie: NO!
Destiny: YES!
Raynie: GET YOUR OWN SPOT!
Destiny: THAT IS MY SPOT!
--
Destiny was in my Science class too, which made it madami fun xD Another friend, LaQuilla, was also in that class. A weird pagtatalo had started in the beginning of the third trimester, and it has not stopped yet, even if our teacher, Mr. Williams, had "broken" the tie.
(Gym class)
Raynie: (reading, waiting for class to start)
LQ: Are mga asong lobo real? (eye twitch)
Raynie: ...What?
LQ: ARE mga asong lobo REAL?! ITS A SIMPLE QUESTION!
Raynie: Okay, okay! Yes, they're real. Now may I go back to my book?
LQ: DANG IT! Hannah's winning the bet!
Raynie: It's just a scientific fact, LaQuilla.
LQ: mga asong lobo AREN'T REAL!
Raynie: YES THEY ARE!
~
(Science)
LQ: They aren't reaaaaaaaal...
Raynie: Yes they are!
LQ: No they're not!
Raynie: YES THEY ARE!
LQ: NO THEY'RE NOT!
Mr. Williams: Girls! I don't want to sound rude, but shut up!
Raynie: We should have him be the tie-breaker!
(we both run up to him)
Mr. Williams: Yes?
Raynie: We're having a fight.
LQ: Do you think mga asong lobo are real?
Mr. Williams: Yes, they are real. People have enough proof to confirm it.
Raynie: HA!
LQ: THEY'RE NOT REAL!
-~-~-~-~-~-~-
What a lovely taon xD
look its bones
dont look at candy eyes it turn u into stones
late chapter u see her its blood sister uh oh
Phil: meet your old competitor kevin hes back, today your challenge is to let your imaginasion fly sa pamamagitan ng creating a fake mummy, zombie, ghost, or skeleton your choice
Jackie: what do we make it out of
Phil: the stuff i give you *gives stuff* i'll see you in a hour
jackie: how do i make a skeleton
Summer: i don't know
Jackie: *sees suply closet and goes in* a skeleton
Jumanji: *built perfect zombie* tada
Summer: how did you build that so quickly
Jumanji: i don't know
Kevin: *halfway done with ghost*
Summer: i'm gonna start
after an hour
Phil: let's see these mga manika in action, Jumanji your first
after
Phil: 57 points, Summer go
after
Phil: sucky mummy but great performance 34 points, Kevin
after
Phil: complete opposite of summer, great ghost but sucky performance, Jackie
after
Phil: 100 points you get invincibility
at ceremony
Phil: Jackie
Jackie: yes
Phil: i know i sinabi you have invincibility but i revued the security camera and you got the skeleton from the closet so you loose bye
Jackie: what do we make it out of
Phil: the stuff i give you *gives stuff* i'll see you in a hour
jackie: how do i make a skeleton
Summer: i don't know
Jackie: *sees suply closet and goes in* a skeleton
Jumanji: *built perfect zombie* tada
Summer: how did you build that so quickly
Jumanji: i don't know
Kevin: *halfway done with ghost*
Summer: i'm gonna start
after an hour
Phil: let's see these mga manika in action, Jumanji your first
after
Phil: 57 points, Summer go
after
Phil: sucky mummy but great performance 34 points, Kevin
after
Phil: complete opposite of summer, great ghost but sucky performance, Jackie
after
Phil: 100 points you get invincibility
at ceremony
Phil: Jackie
Jackie: yes
Phil: i know i sinabi you have invincibility but i revued the security camera and you got the skeleton from the closet so you loose bye
