Created sa pamamagitan ng 12345sweergirl54321

you can found this in quizilla (H)

AUTHORS NOTE: first fic ive ever wrote... go easy on meh kaY? and YES i know its stupid so you donthave to tell me -.-


Courtney's phone rang. It was somewhere around 10 pm. She looked at the callers ID... KATIE. Why the hell would Katie call her in this time of the day? She picked it up.
"Hello?"
"OMIGOSH, cortney is that you?"
"yes... what is it?"
"well Sadie and I just saw this totally awesome movie named 'Twilight'..."
"And why are you telling me this again?"
"OMG you dont remember the book?"
"You mean the one about Edward Coolen?
"YES, Edward CULLEN"
"I never knew they made a movie"
"sadie: (in the BG) nd it was totally awesome!
katie: sadie we are so BFFFL!
BOTH: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Courtney hung up. Then she quickly dialed a number.
"Hi, youve reached duncan... just tell me who the f*** you are and what the hell you want and i will call you back if i feel like it..."
"OMG Duncan i just found out about an awesome movie named 'Twilight'...nvm just call me tomorrow.. bye"
Duncans blackbarry(sp?) was on the floor, under a bunch of CDs and clothes while he was sitting in a chair and drooling over his computer screen


~ * ~
"Twilight? since when do you like that kind of movies, hotstuff?"
"Oh just shut up and go buy the tickets" courtney giggled, not willing to tell Duncan whats the movie about.
"You know i never buy ANYTHING" Duncan smirked "Ill just ...
"NO!"
"Well i dont think i could just go and buy them... because i dont HAVE ANY money"
"WHAT???"
"Oh come on ive never paid for a ticket since i was 10 ... AAAAAAAAAAND i know youre DYING (sp?) to watch that movie"

"FINE! YOU WIN!"
"OKAY , -he chuckled - just wait right here"
COURTNEYS POV

"Why did i come here with HIM? i could have just came sa pamamagitan ng myself!"
"Because you LIIIIIIKE him"
"i do NOT!"
"ALRIGHT, you LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE him"
"Just shut up"
NORMAL POV
"C'mon the pelikula about to start... sure youre not scared?"


"YES! I am scared youll send us BOTH to PRISON if you keep stealing EVERYTHING!"


"Just, chill Prin- WAIT? why am I the only guy thats not wearing pink?"


"Umm... dunno" Courtney lied


"And why are there KIDS in here? Twilight doesnt sound hardcore, but KIDS???"


"Can we just take our seats?"

"k, fine"
LITTLE GIRL:"Mommy, the man sitting susunod to me is scary..."
DUNCANS POV

"OKAY this is weird... Theres a 11 taon old sitting susunod to me! Its f***ing annoying! GOD i hate waiting! ... FINALY! ... ("put dieing in place of someone i love, that would be terrible. atleast I...) wait... WHAT???" This is supposed to be about DEATH VIOLENCE CHAINSAWS HOOKS!!! Not ROMANCE, FLUFF, HEARTS AND GAYNESS!!! I hate this shit! Is that fag wearing lipstick? NO THERES NO WAY IM WATCHIN THIS CRAP!"
"Pri-"

"slhhhhhhhhh!"

*"GREAT JUST GREAT NOW I... waaaaaait a sec, while shes focused on the gay-ass movie,i could just rest my eyes"*

NORMAL POV

While Duncan was staring at Courtney, to his suprise he herd the vampire say "Are you ready to see my true form"

He couldnt believe his ears.
"Hey" he though "maybe it will be smething worth seeing... wait, glitter skin? WTF? CAN THIS GET ANY GAYER??? Is this supposed to make little girls horny? Im pretty sure it IS! GOD i hate this movie! And the chick is ugly!If a naked slut doesnt run over the screen i swear im going to EXPLODE!

FINALY, ITS OVER!

"I cant believe you liked that movie! IT WAS THE LONGEST GAYEST SHIT EVER!

*SMACK!*
"Hey what was that for?"
"Thats for staring at ME instead of the MOVIE"

"So? The pelikula boring and youre hot!"

"Pervert!"

"Whatever" Duncan rolled his eyes

"Will you take me tahanan or should i call a cab?"


"The first one."

They both got in Duncans car

"Is this car even yours?"
"Yea, why?"

"Just checking"
"Will you ever relax, youre so uptight all the time *roll eyes*"
"NO! as long as theres a reason for the cops to be after us, NO!

"K fine'
"Just keep your eyes on THE ROAD!"
"I sinabi FINE!"

~ * ~


"Home sweet home!"

She noticed theres a note on the fridge so she went to read it
"Dear Courtney,
Well be away for the susunod 7 days, but dont worry we left you pagkain in the fridge... just read the stickers. And if you need money paghahanap your underwear drawer.
LOVE, MOM AND DAD"
"looks like were aaall alone" duncan chuckled while turning the TV on and sitting on a TV chair.

"What the hell are YOU doing inhere?"

"My cars outta gas..."
"So? Why should i care? i dont care!"

"Oh yes you do, because you like me!"

"I do NOT!"

"Yea yeah drop the act youre not convincing ANYONE! plus you owe me for making me watch that lame excuse for a movie! "

"UGH! you didnt even watch it!"
"true, but you STILL made me watch it" we smirked

"FINE! But if you even TRY anything ill throw you out the window"
TO BE CONTINUED
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Duncan: Can you update this sooner, im STARVING!

me: you should be happy i made courtney stay!

Duncan: oh come ON!

Courtney: were you trying to bribe a future-decider?

me: erm... no he wasnt.
Courtney: GOOD!

Duncan: Ill give you green hair-paint (if thats wat its called? xD)

me: gee im only 12, but sure ill think about convincing her...

Duncan: na-a first convince her, THEN i give you my hair-paint

me: k... and no pressure bro-bro.