Chris: Welcome to TOTAL DRAMA MENTAL! This season is going to be wild! Reallllly wild! So first off we need to introduce the new victims i mean uh, contestants! Our first contestant is Callie!
Callie: Hiiii! Im callie! Yay! Im the first one here!!!
Chris: Congrats you are the first person here! And here comes our susunod contestant! KAYLA!
Kayla: Hello Chris! Whats up?
Chris: Im good thanks for asking! Oh look here comes our susunod contestant... Comett!
Comett: Hi Chris, will there be Mushrooms where we are staying? I hope not!
Chris: Um, No... we dont grow mushrooms around here... Okay then... here comes our susunod contestant! CEDRIC!
Cedric: Hello Chris, Im Cedric. Its nice to see all these ladies here.
*All the girls giggle*
Chris: Okay thennn..... susunod up is Jacob.
Jacob: Hiya! Im Jacob but you can call me Jake.
Chris: yadda yadda yadda, me not caring lets get on with this, susunod up is Wren!
Wren: uy everybody!
Jacob: *runs up to Wren* HI! IM JACOB! Your pretty!
Wren: Um i only petsa guys from Harvard...
Jacob: i AM from Harvard. *grins*
Wren: Then maybe you'll get lucky.
Jacob: *faints*
Chris: Um... okay... susunod arriving is... Vikki!
Vikki: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! IM VIKKI! uy EVERYBODY WHATS GOIN ON! IMMM SOOOO HAPPY TO BE HERE!
Chris: i can see that... now lets get going! susunod up is... APRIL!
April: Hi everyone. Im April. I hope we all become great friends!
Chris: me too, when im DEAD! anyways... Our susunod person,contestent,thing is JEN!
Jen: uy Chris! Whats up?
Chris: Im being a host... so lets get a ilipat on this chicken stand!
Wren: A chicken stand?
Chris: YES! A CHICKEN STAND! NOW OUR susunod CONTESTANT IS... Selena!
Selena: uy everybody!
Vikki: HA! YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS SELENA GOMEZ!HA!
Chris: um... okay, the susunod contestant is...um... oh right! Its Kelsey!
Kelsey: Hi im Kelsey!
Jacob: I had a girlfriend named Kelsey once!
Kelsey: Allright then?
Chris: susunod contestant is... Ally.
Ally: Are there any bees here! There better not be!
Chris: There are bees sa pamamagitan ng the bulaklak so i wouldnt be smellin the bulaklak if i were you... susunod up is... wait... there is no madami contestants! Wow, only two boys? it must be a girl araw today.
Kelsey: A girl day? is there such thing?
Chris: In my mind...
Jen: um... okay then...
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To be continued...
Callie: Hiiii! Im callie! Yay! Im the first one here!!!
Chris: Congrats you are the first person here! And here comes our susunod contestant! KAYLA!
Kayla: Hello Chris! Whats up?
Chris: Im good thanks for asking! Oh look here comes our susunod contestant... Comett!
Comett: Hi Chris, will there be Mushrooms where we are staying? I hope not!
Chris: Um, No... we dont grow mushrooms around here... Okay then... here comes our susunod contestant! CEDRIC!
Cedric: Hello Chris, Im Cedric. Its nice to see all these ladies here.
*All the girls giggle*
Chris: Okay thennn..... susunod up is Jacob.
Jacob: Hiya! Im Jacob but you can call me Jake.
Chris: yadda yadda yadda, me not caring lets get on with this, susunod up is Wren!
Wren: uy everybody!
Jacob: *runs up to Wren* HI! IM JACOB! Your pretty!
Wren: Um i only petsa guys from Harvard...
Jacob: i AM from Harvard. *grins*
Wren: Then maybe you'll get lucky.
Jacob: *faints*
Chris: Um... okay... susunod arriving is... Vikki!
Vikki: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! IM VIKKI! uy EVERYBODY WHATS GOIN ON! IMMM SOOOO HAPPY TO BE HERE!
Chris: i can see that... now lets get going! susunod up is... APRIL!
April: Hi everyone. Im April. I hope we all become great friends!
Chris: me too, when im DEAD! anyways... Our susunod person,contestent,thing is JEN!
Jen: uy Chris! Whats up?
Chris: Im being a host... so lets get a ilipat on this chicken stand!
Wren: A chicken stand?
Chris: YES! A CHICKEN STAND! NOW OUR susunod CONTESTANT IS... Selena!
Selena: uy everybody!
Vikki: HA! YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS SELENA GOMEZ!HA!
Chris: um... okay, the susunod contestant is...um... oh right! Its Kelsey!
Kelsey: Hi im Kelsey!
Jacob: I had a girlfriend named Kelsey once!
Kelsey: Allright then?
Chris: susunod contestant is... Ally.
Ally: Are there any bees here! There better not be!
Chris: There are bees sa pamamagitan ng the bulaklak so i wouldnt be smellin the bulaklak if i were you... susunod up is... wait... there is no madami contestants! Wow, only two boys? it must be a girl araw today.
Kelsey: A girl day? is there such thing?
Chris: In my mind...
Jen: um... okay then...
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To be continued...
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HOST: HELLO fans THIS IS WEEK 3
BAND: THEME SONG
HOST: GOOD MORNING CAST
(TDO CAST YAWNS)
DAWN: WHERE'S CARL
GRIP: HE GOT VOTTED OFF
DAWN: NO!!! I WILL HAVE REVENGE 1ST UP SAM
SAM: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY
HOST: TODAY`S CHALLENGE IS CALLED TOTAL DRAMA ROCK BAND TEAMS MUST SING A 70`S HIT BUT FIRST LET`S MAKE A SWITCH WITH SERENA & MATT
SERENA: FINE sa pamamagitan ng ME
MATT: NEW cabin COOL
HOST: bass YOU GO 1ST
(KILLER bass START SINGING)
HOST: GOOD JOB YOUR TURN GOPHERS
(MATT STARTS pag-awit BADLY)
HOST: YOUR LOSSES AND GOES THROUGH ELEMANATION BUT FIRST AN IMUNITY CHALLENGE
SAM: AGAIN THIS SUCKS
CRYSTAL: YEP
HOST: WITH A GUITAR
(GOPHERS START PLAYING)
HOST: MATT WINS ELEMANATION HERE IS A sando MATT
BAND: THEME SONG
HOST: GOOD MORNING CAST
(TDO CAST YAWNS)
DAWN: WHERE'S CARL
GRIP: HE GOT VOTTED OFF
DAWN: NO!!! I WILL HAVE REVENGE 1ST UP SAM
SAM: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY
HOST: TODAY`S CHALLENGE IS CALLED TOTAL DRAMA ROCK BAND TEAMS MUST SING A 70`S HIT BUT FIRST LET`S MAKE A SWITCH WITH SERENA & MATT
SERENA: FINE sa pamamagitan ng ME
MATT: NEW cabin COOL
HOST: bass YOU GO 1ST
(KILLER bass START SINGING)
HOST: GOOD JOB YOUR TURN GOPHERS
(MATT STARTS pag-awit BADLY)
HOST: YOUR LOSSES AND GOES THROUGH ELEMANATION BUT FIRST AN IMUNITY CHALLENGE
SAM: AGAIN THIS SUCKS
CRYSTAL: YEP
HOST: WITH A GUITAR
(GOPHERS START PLAYING)
HOST: MATT WINS ELEMANATION HERE IS A sando MATT