(Camp Wawanawka On A Friday Afternoon)
Owen:Trick Or Treat, Hahahaha!
Izzy:You're So Disgusting, Turn That Music Down.
Owen:Sit There, B****.
Alejandro:Hey Owen, Check Out The Old Fart!
Owen:Right On Dude.
Alejandro:Hey Grandpa, Look In The Mirror!
(Owen Shows His kalabasa Underwear)
Old Man:Stupid Kids. Damn Y'all To Hell!
Owen:Happy Halloween Moron! Hahahahaha.
Old Man:ahhhhh!
Tyler:There's No Fool Like An Old Fool!
Old Man:You Son Of A B****.
Tyler:Cool It Pops, You Wanna Blow Your Pacemaker?
Old Man:Ahhhhh!
Courtney:I'm Sorry.
Old Man:Get Your Hands Off Me.
Courtney:I Was Trying To Let You...
Old Man:Get Away From Me!
Courtney:I Just Want To Help You!
Old Man:I Don't Need Your Help, You Damn Little W****.
Courtney:Fine, I Wouldn't Wanna Help An Old Creep Like You Anyway!
Old Man:Those Rotten Kids Will Sure Get What They Deserve.
(Back At The Cabin)
(Courtney On The Phone)
Courtney:Hello, Hi Bridgette! The Halloween Party At A Haunted House? What Are You Trying To Pull? Oh, It's Tonight Isn't It? I Better Get Ready. Heather Is Setting This Up? Don't Tell Me It's The Same Heather From Biology Class! Well, I Better Tell Duncan About This. 8:00 P.M. Tonight? I'm There! Bye!
(At The Convenience Store We See Heather And Lindsay Getting Things For The Party)
Lindsay:Heather? Do You Have Everything We Need?
Heather:Yep. We Got Drinks, Snacks, Candy, Cookies, Brownies And Napkins!
Lindsay:Do You Guys Have Hot Tamales?
Convenice Store Clerk:Why Sure We Do!
Lindsay:That's Too Bad, I Bet You Can't Get A Girl Who's Hotter Than Me.
Heather:Why Are You Applying Make-Up On Yourself, Lindsay?
Lindsay:Heather, I Just Want To Look Good For The Boys!
Heather:I Get It.
Lindsay:You Did Invite Some Cute Boys To The Party, Didn't You?
Heather:Of Course I Did. We're Gonna Scare The Crap Out Of Them! (Evil Laugh)
(Courtney Getting Undressed Back At The Cabin)
Courtney:Ahhhhhhhhh!
Harold:Wow. Nice Boobies, Courtney! If They Keep Getting Bigger, You'll Have To Hire Someone To Zip Your Pants!
Courtney:OUT! (Throws A Shoe At Harold)
End Of Part 1