Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! I put the constants in a spooky mansion and let them try to live with a killer on the lose. In the end it was the quiet Marissa who unmasked the killer reveling it was are old buddy Jason, who was sent home with Ms. Evil, Layla. Who will win? Who will lose? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Reality Check!
(Theme song)
(Team Fake's girl's trailer)
Fawn: It's so good that Layla is gone.
Lily: I know. Now there is nothing to get us angry now.
May: Except the fact that our cell phones are gone.
Fawn: Oh yeah... Dose Layla still have our phones?
Lily: Oh no. What if she does.
May: Or someone else has it...
Fawn: mmmm....
(Annie and Lia enter)
Lia: It's a fact. Jordan likes me more!
Annie: No.... Jordan likes me more! We dated first!
Lia: That doesn't mean a thing.
Annie: Oh yes it does. I was his first kiss. I was his first accusal date. I was his first-
Lia: Your about to be his first dead ex-girlfriend if you don't shut the (beeeeeep) up!
Annie: Oh you wanna go?
Lia: Bring it.
May: Girls! Stop fighting! Jordan will decide if he likes you or not when the time comes okay?
Annie and Lia: Fine.
Lily: How does he decide again?
Lia: (sigh) Who ever goes in the game the farthest wins.
Fawn : Then stop fighting or you'll be voted off.
Lia and Annie: Fine.
Fawn: Good.
Chris: (intercom) All contestants please come outside now!
Annie: And never a please.
(Outside of cabins)
Cole: So what's the challenge today Chris?
Chris: To run from here to set 5 to the mess hall.
Chilly: Wait, isn't set 5 that hot dessert set?
Chris: Right you are Chilly.
Chilly: Great.
Elisa: Ummm Chris? What Reality show is this based off of?
Chris: ummmmm.... run of life?
Jordan: is that even a show?
Robert: I don't think so-
Chris: JUST GET ON WITH THE CHALLENGE OR ELSE YOUR ALL GOING TO BE ELIMINATED!!!!
(They all start running)
Chris: There we go.
(Mess hall)
(Cole, Robert, Jordan, and Chilly run in)
Robert: So.... hot.
Cole: Wow Jordan. I didn't know that you could run that fast. You almost beat me.
Jordan: I- I ran cross-Country at my school.
Cole: cool.
(Fawn, Annie, Liza, and Lia run in)
Fawn: Chris is such a (beeeeeeep)
Lia: I- I- I know right.
Annie: I never sweat that much in my life.
Liza: I- I know right.
(Marissa, May, Mathew, and Vincent enter)
Vincent: I made it!
Mathew: so tired... (faints)
May: mathew?!
Marissa: (bards in trash can)
(Lily enters then Elisa)
Lily: Made it!
Lia: Wait, since Elisa came in last.... WE WON!
Team Fake: YAY!!!
(Draven and Chef enter with a lot of food)
Chef: And for that, you guys get a food party!
Team Fake: YAY!!
Elisa: What about us?
Draven: You guys too.
Team Real: YAY!!
(30 minutes later)
(Most of the food is gone and everyone is too full to stand)
Chris: (enters) Okay, are you guys ready to start the challenge?
Lia: wait, that running wasn't the challenge?
Chris: nope. Today's challenge is based off of Total Drama Island! The producers and I all voted that the Awake-a-thon was the one we needed to do.
Jordan: The Awake-a-thon?! Agggghhh! great!
Chris: mhm. And so everyone come to the elimination ceremony area. That's where the challenge will take place!
(Elimination ceremony)
Chris: okay. Team Real on the right and Team Fake on the left. The last person standing, team wins. The Challenge begins now! Good luck!
Lily: I'm already about to fall asleep.
Cole: Cool. And be the loser girl you are.
Lily: Hey! I- (closes eyes then opens them)
Phoenix (Lily): You just shut your (beeeep)ing mouth or I will snap your arm like a twig!!!!! >:(
Cole: Oh like you could do that.
Phoenix (Lily): Oh you want to see?
(Fawn and May hold Lily back)
Phoenix (Lily): let me at him!!
Fawn: Calm down Lily!
Phoenix (Lily): who's Lily?!
May: (sigh) calm down Phoenix.
Lily: (closes eyes then opens) thanks guys.
May and Fawn: No problem.
(2 Hours later)
Chris: It's 2 hours into the challenge and still no one has fallen asleep yet. Time to turn it up a notch.
Draven: (enters on to stage wearing a tue-tue.) I don't get paid enough for this... oh who am I kidding, I don't get paid at all.
Chef: (enters from the other side of the stage) I fill your pain man.
(Ballet music starts and Draven and Chef starts dancing like Ballerinas.)
(everyone starts laughing then most yawn)
Mathew: Dang... that music is... is... making me... me... (falls asleep)
May: (falls asleep)
(The Team Fake symbol comes up and shows the number 7 turns to the number 5)
(Robert falls asleep)
(The Team Real symbol comes up and shows the number 7 turn into the number 6)
(5 Hours later)
(Everyone is gone but Vincent)
Vincent: Wo. Where did everyone go? Hello? Okay... this is creepy.
Tara: Vincent...
Vincent: (Turns around and sees Tara) Tara?
Tara: Vincent. I came for you...
Vincent: huh?
Tara: Come with me..
Vincent: W-what do you mean.
Tara: (grabs Vincent's hand) come live with me Vincent... FOR EVER!!
(The ground below Vincent and Tara turns into a fiery pit and they fall in)
(Vincent wakes up and screams)
(Team Fake's symbol comes up and shows the number 5 turn into the number 4)
Lily: OW! That was my ear! (closes eyes and then opens them)
Phoenix (Lily): You are going to pay!
(Fawn and Annie come over and pull her back from hitting Vincent)
Fawn: Phoenix! Calm down!
Lily: (closes then opens eyes) (sigh) I need to control Phoenix more. She's getting out of hand.
Annie: Ya think. (Turns around and sees Lia making out with Jordan) WHAT?! (storms over there and breaks them apart.)
Lia: What the heck?!
Annie: What do you think your doing?
Lia: Well right now trying to get my eye back in socket from you poking it!
Annie: Your not suppose to kiss Jordan until... I die!
Lia: Okay... That can be arranged.
Annie: Just stay away from my man!
Lia: No you stay away from my man!
Jordan: (takes a couple steps backwards and then trips of Robert) Ow.... (falls asleep)
(Team Real's symbol comes up showing the number 6 turn into 5)
(3 hours later)
Elisa: oh your a good girl Uni. Who's the good girl? You are. Oh yes you are! good girl!
Liza: You do know that Uni's not there right?
Elisa: Yes she is! You don't see?
Liza: (rolls eyes)
Elisa: Good girl. Good... (falls asleep)
(Team Real's symbol comes up showing the number 5 turn into the number 4)
(2 hours later)
(Chilly is doing jumping jacks)
(Confessional)
Chilly: I could stay up for months if I have to. The only problem is... I ate some turkey so that might set my record back a few weeks.
(over)
(Elimination ceremony)
(1 hours later)
(Marissa is drawling a picture of Joss)
Liza: (walks behind Marissa and sees the picture) Is that Joss?!
Marissa: What? No...
Liza: That is so a picture of Joss! What are you doing?!
Marissa: n- Nothing...
Liza: Give me that! (takes the journal away from Marissa)
Marissa: Hey! Give that back!
Liza: what do you think your drawling my boyfriend!
Marissa: I was drawling a lot of my friends that were eliminated. Right now... Joss is the only one.
Liza: Oh... well... sorry for that. (hands Marissa her journal) Here you go.
Marissa: Thanks.
(confessional)
Liza: (banging head against wall) Stupid jealousy!
(over)
(Elimination ceremony)
(8 Hours later )
(Lily and Fawn fall asleep)
(Team Fake's symbol comes up and shows the number 4 turn into the number 2)
(Marissa and Liza is asleep)
(Team Real's symbol comes up and shows the number 4 turn into the number 2)
Lia: Dang. I am getting tired.
Annie: Don't fall asleep just yet. We don't want to lose to those boys.
Lia: But I'm tired.
Annie: Suit your self. I win Jordan then.
Lia: Excuse me?
Annie: If you fall asleep on purpose, everyone will vote you off. And I will win Jordan.
Lia: Okay. then. I'm not going to fall asleep.
Annie: Well me either.
(3 hours later)
(Annie, Cole, and Lia are asleep)
(Team Real's shows the number 2 turn to 1 and Team Fake shows the number 2 turn to 0)
Chris: And team Real wins it!
Chilly: Yes. I won... I mean my team won!
Chris: Team Fake, I'll see you guys tonight.
(Confessionals)
Vincent: Damn... who to vote for? Um...I guess may.
lily: annie or lia umm umm umm I guess err okay sorry vincent
Lia: Hmmm Let me think first name begins with A ends in Nnie. I can't believe she poked me in the eye!!!! Dx But more importantly me and Jordan kissed!!!!!!!! xDD :D ahhh Jordan *Starts daydreaming*
Annie: I'll be nice this time and vote for may even though I really want to vote off Lia.
Mathew: Can't those both stop fighting for once?!?!Anyways I vote for Annie.
(over)
(Elimination ceremony)
Chris: okay everyone vote!
(Everyone votes)
Chris: okay. the first gilded Chris award goes to... Fawn!
Fawn: Yes!
Chris: Mathew.
Mathew: Oh yeah!
Chris: Vincent!
Vincent: YES!
Chris: Lily!
Lily: YAY!
Chris: and... May.
May: yes!
Chris: Annie and Lia. So it comes down to this. Who gets to stay on the show for at least another 3 days. But more importantly, who wins Jordan? And the final gilded Chris award goes to...........
(Camera zooms in on Annie's face)
Chris: ...................................................................
(Camera zooms in on Lia's face)
Chris: ........................................... (starts coughing)
May: What the?
Chris: Oops sorry. I got a tickle in my through. Where were we? Oh yes. And the final gilded Chris award goes to..........................................
(Camera zooms in on Annie's face)
Chris: ...................................................
(Camera zooms in on Lia's face)
Chris: ............................................................. Wait a second. Chef, do you think we should pay all the interns?
Vincent: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! JUST SAY WHO'S STAYING AND GET ON WITH IT!!!!!! (sits back down and everyone stares are him) Just sayin'.
Chris: Fine. And the final Gilded Chris award goes to..................
(Camera zooms in and Annie's face)
Chris: .....................................................................
(Camera zooms in on Lia's face)
Chris: .................................................... Annie-
Annie: YAY! I get Jordan! And you don't Lia! YES!
Chris: As I was saying, Annie, find a new crush, because your leaving.
Annie: What?!
Lia: YAY! (Chris throws the Gilded Chris award at Lia and she catches it)
Annie: But I-
Chris: Sorry Annie. Good bye.
Annie: (sigh) (walks away)
(The red-carpet of shame)
(Annie is about to step into the Bug-o-shame)
Lia: Annie wait!
Annie: What is it Lia?
Lia: I'm sorry you are being eliminated. It's my fault.
Annie: No it's not. Don't say that.
Lia: Yes it is. If I never came on this show, you could've won the million dollars.... and Jordan would be your's.
Annie: I don't really care about the million, or Jordan. Lia, I'm just happy I made a lot of friends... like you.
Lia: You think of me as your friend?
Annie: Totally.
Lia: I- I don't know what to say. But... thank you.
Annie: Well, see ya.
Lia: See ya.
(Annie gets in the bug-o-shame and rides off)
(Theme song)
(Team Fake's girl's trailer)
Fawn: It's so good that Layla is gone.
Lily: I know. Now there is nothing to get us angry now.
May: Except the fact that our cell phones are gone.
Fawn: Oh yeah... Dose Layla still have our phones?
Lily: Oh no. What if she does.
May: Or someone else has it...
Fawn: mmmm....
(Annie and Lia enter)
Lia: It's a fact. Jordan likes me more!
Annie: No.... Jordan likes me more! We dated first!
Lia: That doesn't mean a thing.
Annie: Oh yes it does. I was his first kiss. I was his first accusal date. I was his first-
Lia: Your about to be his first dead ex-girlfriend if you don't shut the (beeeeeep) up!
Annie: Oh you wanna go?
Lia: Bring it.
May: Girls! Stop fighting! Jordan will decide if he likes you or not when the time comes okay?
Annie and Lia: Fine.
Lily: How does he decide again?
Lia: (sigh) Who ever goes in the game the farthest wins.
Fawn : Then stop fighting or you'll be voted off.
Lia and Annie: Fine.
Fawn: Good.
Chris: (intercom) All contestants please come outside now!
Annie: And never a please.
(Outside of cabins)
Cole: So what's the challenge today Chris?
Chris: To run from here to set 5 to the mess hall.
Chilly: Wait, isn't set 5 that hot dessert set?
Chris: Right you are Chilly.
Chilly: Great.
Elisa: Ummm Chris? What Reality show is this based off of?
Chris: ummmmm.... run of life?
Jordan: is that even a show?
Robert: I don't think so-
Chris: JUST GET ON WITH THE CHALLENGE OR ELSE YOUR ALL GOING TO BE ELIMINATED!!!!
(They all start running)
Chris: There we go.
(Mess hall)
(Cole, Robert, Jordan, and Chilly run in)
Robert: So.... hot.
Cole: Wow Jordan. I didn't know that you could run that fast. You almost beat me.
Jordan: I- I ran cross-Country at my school.
Cole: cool.
(Fawn, Annie, Liza, and Lia run in)
Fawn: Chris is such a (beeeeeeep)
Lia: I- I- I know right.
Annie: I never sweat that much in my life.
Liza: I- I know right.
(Marissa, May, Mathew, and Vincent enter)
Vincent: I made it!
Mathew: so tired... (faints)
May: mathew?!
Marissa: (bards in trash can)
(Lily enters then Elisa)
Lily: Made it!
Lia: Wait, since Elisa came in last.... WE WON!
Team Fake: YAY!!!
(Draven and Chef enter with a lot of food)
Chef: And for that, you guys get a food party!
Team Fake: YAY!!
Elisa: What about us?
Draven: You guys too.
Team Real: YAY!!
(30 minutes later)
(Most of the food is gone and everyone is too full to stand)
Chris: (enters) Okay, are you guys ready to start the challenge?
Lia: wait, that running wasn't the challenge?
Chris: nope. Today's challenge is based off of Total Drama Island! The producers and I all voted that the Awake-a-thon was the one we needed to do.
Jordan: The Awake-a-thon?! Agggghhh! great!
Chris: mhm. And so everyone come to the elimination ceremony area. That's where the challenge will take place!
(Elimination ceremony)
Chris: okay. Team Real on the right and Team Fake on the left. The last person standing, team wins. The Challenge begins now! Good luck!
Lily: I'm already about to fall asleep.
Cole: Cool. And be the loser girl you are.
Lily: Hey! I- (closes eyes then opens them)
Phoenix (Lily): You just shut your (beeeep)ing mouth or I will snap your arm like a twig!!!!! >:(
Cole: Oh like you could do that.
Phoenix (Lily): Oh you want to see?
(Fawn and May hold Lily back)
Phoenix (Lily): let me at him!!
Fawn: Calm down Lily!
Phoenix (Lily): who's Lily?!
May: (sigh) calm down Phoenix.
Lily: (closes eyes then opens) thanks guys.
May and Fawn: No problem.
(2 Hours later)
Chris: It's 2 hours into the challenge and still no one has fallen asleep yet. Time to turn it up a notch.
Draven: (enters on to stage wearing a tue-tue.) I don't get paid enough for this... oh who am I kidding, I don't get paid at all.
Chef: (enters from the other side of the stage) I fill your pain man.
(Ballet music starts and Draven and Chef starts dancing like Ballerinas.)
(everyone starts laughing then most yawn)
Mathew: Dang... that music is... is... making me... me... (falls asleep)
May: (falls asleep)
(The Team Fake symbol comes up and shows the number 7 turns to the number 5)
(Robert falls asleep)
(The Team Real symbol comes up and shows the number 7 turn into the number 6)
(5 Hours later)
(Everyone is gone but Vincent)
Vincent: Wo. Where did everyone go? Hello? Okay... this is creepy.
Tara: Vincent...
Vincent: (Turns around and sees Tara) Tara?
Tara: Vincent. I came for you...
Vincent: huh?
Tara: Come with me..
Vincent: W-what do you mean.
Tara: (grabs Vincent's hand) come live with me Vincent... FOR EVER!!
(The ground below Vincent and Tara turns into a fiery pit and they fall in)
(Vincent wakes up and screams)
(Team Fake's symbol comes up and shows the number 5 turn into the number 4)
Lily: OW! That was my ear! (closes eyes and then opens them)
Phoenix (Lily): You are going to pay!
(Fawn and Annie come over and pull her back from hitting Vincent)
Fawn: Phoenix! Calm down!
Lily: (closes then opens eyes) (sigh) I need to control Phoenix more. She's getting out of hand.
Annie: Ya think. (Turns around and sees Lia making out with Jordan) WHAT?! (storms over there and breaks them apart.)
Lia: What the heck?!
Annie: What do you think your doing?
Lia: Well right now trying to get my eye back in socket from you poking it!
Annie: Your not suppose to kiss Jordan until... I die!
Lia: Okay... That can be arranged.
Annie: Just stay away from my man!
Lia: No you stay away from my man!
Jordan: (takes a couple steps backwards and then trips of Robert) Ow.... (falls asleep)
(Team Real's symbol comes up showing the number 6 turn into 5)
(3 hours later)
Elisa: oh your a good girl Uni. Who's the good girl? You are. Oh yes you are! good girl!
Liza: You do know that Uni's not there right?
Elisa: Yes she is! You don't see?
Liza: (rolls eyes)
Elisa: Good girl. Good... (falls asleep)
(Team Real's symbol comes up showing the number 5 turn into the number 4)
(2 hours later)
(Chilly is doing jumping jacks)
(Confessional)
Chilly: I could stay up for months if I have to. The only problem is... I ate some turkey so that might set my record back a few weeks.
(over)
(Elimination ceremony)
(1 hours later)
(Marissa is drawling a picture of Joss)
Liza: (walks behind Marissa and sees the picture) Is that Joss?!
Marissa: What? No...
Liza: That is so a picture of Joss! What are you doing?!
Marissa: n- Nothing...
Liza: Give me that! (takes the journal away from Marissa)
Marissa: Hey! Give that back!
Liza: what do you think your drawling my boyfriend!
Marissa: I was drawling a lot of my friends that were eliminated. Right now... Joss is the only one.
Liza: Oh... well... sorry for that. (hands Marissa her journal) Here you go.
Marissa: Thanks.
(confessional)
Liza: (banging head against wall) Stupid jealousy!
(over)
(Elimination ceremony)
(8 Hours later )
(Lily and Fawn fall asleep)
(Team Fake's symbol comes up and shows the number 4 turn into the number 2)
(Marissa and Liza is asleep)
(Team Real's symbol comes up and shows the number 4 turn into the number 2)
Lia: Dang. I am getting tired.
Annie: Don't fall asleep just yet. We don't want to lose to those boys.
Lia: But I'm tired.
Annie: Suit your self. I win Jordan then.
Lia: Excuse me?
Annie: If you fall asleep on purpose, everyone will vote you off. And I will win Jordan.
Lia: Okay. then. I'm not going to fall asleep.
Annie: Well me either.
(3 hours later)
(Annie, Cole, and Lia are asleep)
(Team Real's shows the number 2 turn to 1 and Team Fake shows the number 2 turn to 0)
Chris: And team Real wins it!
Chilly: Yes. I won... I mean my team won!
Chris: Team Fake, I'll see you guys tonight.
(Confessionals)
Vincent: Damn... who to vote for? Um...I guess may.
lily: annie or lia umm umm umm I guess err okay sorry vincent
Lia: Hmmm Let me think first name begins with A ends in Nnie. I can't believe she poked me in the eye!!!! Dx But more importantly me and Jordan kissed!!!!!!!! xDD :D ahhh Jordan *Starts daydreaming*
Annie: I'll be nice this time and vote for may even though I really want to vote off Lia.
Mathew: Can't those both stop fighting for once?!?!Anyways I vote for Annie.
(over)
(Elimination ceremony)
Chris: okay everyone vote!
(Everyone votes)
Chris: okay. the first gilded Chris award goes to... Fawn!
Fawn: Yes!
Chris: Mathew.
Mathew: Oh yeah!
Chris: Vincent!
Vincent: YES!
Chris: Lily!
Lily: YAY!
Chris: and... May.
May: yes!
Chris: Annie and Lia. So it comes down to this. Who gets to stay on the show for at least another 3 days. But more importantly, who wins Jordan? And the final gilded Chris award goes to...........
(Camera zooms in on Annie's face)
Chris: ...................................................................
(Camera zooms in on Lia's face)
Chris: ........................................... (starts coughing)
May: What the?
Chris: Oops sorry. I got a tickle in my through. Where were we? Oh yes. And the final gilded Chris award goes to..........................................
(Camera zooms in on Annie's face)
Chris: ...................................................
(Camera zooms in on Lia's face)
Chris: ............................................................. Wait a second. Chef, do you think we should pay all the interns?
Vincent: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! JUST SAY WHO'S STAYING AND GET ON WITH IT!!!!!! (sits back down and everyone stares are him) Just sayin'.
Chris: Fine. And the final Gilded Chris award goes to..................
(Camera zooms in and Annie's face)
Chris: .....................................................................
(Camera zooms in on Lia's face)
Chris: .................................................... Annie-
Annie: YAY! I get Jordan! And you don't Lia! YES!
Chris: As I was saying, Annie, find a new crush, because your leaving.
Annie: What?!
Lia: YAY! (Chris throws the Gilded Chris award at Lia and she catches it)
Annie: But I-
Chris: Sorry Annie. Good bye.
Annie: (sigh) (walks away)
(The red-carpet of shame)
(Annie is about to step into the Bug-o-shame)
Lia: Annie wait!
Annie: What is it Lia?
Lia: I'm sorry you are being eliminated. It's my fault.
Annie: No it's not. Don't say that.
Lia: Yes it is. If I never came on this show, you could've won the million dollars.... and Jordan would be your's.
Annie: I don't really care about the million, or Jordan. Lia, I'm just happy I made a lot of friends... like you.
Lia: You think of me as your friend?
Annie: Totally.
Lia: I- I don't know what to say. But... thank you.
Annie: Well, see ya.
Lia: See ya.
(Annie gets in the bug-o-shame and rides off)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! I put the constants in a spooky mansion and let them try to live with a killer on the lose. In the end it was the quiet Marissa who unmasked the killer reveling it was are old buddy Jason, who was sent home with Ms. Evil, Layla. Who will win? Who will lose? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Reality Check!
(Theme song)
(Team Fake's girl's trailer)
Fawn: It's so good that Layla is gone.
Lily: I know. Now there is nothing to get us angry now.
May: Except the fact that our cell phones are gone.
Fawn: Oh yeah... Dose Layla still have our phones?
Lily: Oh no. What if she does.
May: Or someone else has it...
Fawn: mmmm....
(Annie and Lia enter)
Lia: It's a fact. Jordan likes me more!
Annie: No.... Jordan likes me more! We dated first!
Lia: That doesn't mean a thing.
Annie: Oh yes it does. I was his first kiss. I was his first accusal date. I was his first-
Lia: Your about to be his first dead ex-girlfriend if you don't shut the (beeeeeep) up!
Annie: Oh you wanna go?
Lia: Bring it.
May: Girls! Stop fighting! Jordan will decide if he likes you or not when the time comes okay?
Annie and Lia: Fine.
Lily: How does he decide again?
Lia: (sigh) Who ever goes in the game the farthest wins.
Fawn : Then stop fighting or you'll be voted off.
Lia and Annie: Fine.
Fawn: Good.
Chris: (intercom) All contestants please come outside now!
Annie: And never a please.
(Outside of cabins)
Cole: So what's the challenge today Chris?
Chris: To run from here to set 5 to the mess hall.
Chilly: Wait, isn't set 5 that hot dessert set?
Chris: Right you are Chilly.
Chilly: Great.
Elisa: Ummm Chris? What Reality show is this based off of?
Chris: ummmmm.... run of life?
Jordan: is that even a show?
Robert: I don't think so-
Chris: JUST GET ON WITH THE CHALLENGE OR ELSE YOUR ALL GOING TO BE ELIMINATED!!!!
(They all start running)
Chris: There we go.
(Mess hall)
(Cole, Robert, Jordan, and Chilly run in)
Robert: So.... hot.
Cole: Wow Jordan. I didn't know that you could run that fast. You almost beat me.
Jordan: I- I ran cross-Country at my school.
Cole: cool.
(Fawn, Annie, Liza, and Lia run in)
Fawn: Chris is such a (beeeeeeep)
Lia: I- I- I know right.
Annie: I never sweat that much in my life.
Liza: I- I know right.
(Marissa, May, Mathew, and Vincent enter)
Vincent: I made it!
Mathew: so tired... (faints)
May: mathew?!
Marissa: (bards in trash can)
(Lily enters then Elisa)
Lily: Made it!
Lia: Wait, since Elisa came in last.... WE WON!
Team Fake: YAY!!!
(Draven and Chef enter with a lot of food)
Chef: And for that, you guys get a food party!
Team Fake: YAY!!
Elisa: What about us?
Draven: You guys too.
Team Real: YAY!!
(30 minutes later)
(Most of the food is gone and everyone is too full to stand)
Chris: (enters) Okay, are you guys ready to start the challenge?
Lia: wait, that running wasn't the challenge?
Chris: nope. Today's challenge is based off of Total Drama Island! The producers and I all voted that the Awake-a-thon was the one we needed to do.
Jordan: The Awake-a-thon?! Agggghhh! great!
Chris: mhm. And so everyone come to the elimination ceremony area. That's where the challenge will take place!
(Elimination ceremony)
Chris: okay. Team Real on the right and Team Fake on the left. The last person standing, team wins. The Challenge begins now! Good luck!
Lily: I'm already about to fall asleep.
Cole: Cool. And be the loser girl you are.
Lily: Hey! I- (closes eyes then opens them)
Phoenix (Lily): You just shut your (beeeep)ing mouth or I will snap your arm like a twig!!!!! >:(
Cole: Oh like you could do that.
Phoenix (Lily): Oh you want to see?
(Fawn and May hold Lily back)
Phoenix (Lily): let me at him!!
Fawn: Calm down Lily!
Phoenix (Lily): who's Lily?!
May: (sigh) calm down Phoenix.
Lily: (closes eyes then opens) thanks guys.
May and Fawn: No problem.
(2 Hours later)
Chris: It's 2 hours into the challenge and still no one has fallen asleep yet. Time to turn it up a notch.
Draven: (enters on to stage wearing a tue-tue.) I don't get paid enough for this... oh who am I kidding, I don't get paid at all.
Chef: (enters from the other side of the stage) I fill your pain man.
(Ballet music starts and Draven and Chef starts dancing like Ballerinas.)
(everyone starts laughing then most yawn)
Mathew: Dang... that music is... is... making me... me... (falls asleep)
May: (falls asleep)
(The Team Fake symbol comes up and shows the number 7 turns to the number 5)
(Robert falls asleep)
(The Team Real symbol comes up and shows the number 7 turn into the number 6)
(5 Hours later)
(Everyone is gone but Vincent)
Vincent: Wo. Where did everyone go? Hello? Okay... this is creepy.
Tara: Vincent...
Vincent: (Turns around and sees Tara) Tara?
Tara: Vincent. I came for you...
Vincent: huh?
Tara: Come with me..
Vincent: W-what do you mean.
Tara: (grabs Vincent's hand) come live with me Vincent... FOR EVER!!
(The ground below Vincent and Tara turns into a fiery pit and they fall in)
(Vincent wakes up and screams)
(Team Fake's symbol comes up and shows the number 5 turn into the number 4)
Lily: OW! That was my ear! (closes eyes and then opens them)
Phoenix (Lily): You are going to pay!
(Fawn and Annie come over and pull her back from hitting Vincent)
Fawn: Phoenix! Calm down!
Lily: (closes then opens eyes) (sigh) I need to control Phoenix more. She's getting out of hand.
Annie: Ya think. (Turns around and sees Lia making out with Jordan) WHAT?! (storms over there and breaks them apart.)
Lia: What the heck?!
Annie: What do you think your doing?
Lia: Well right now trying to get my eye back in socket from you poking it!
Annie: Your not suppose to kiss Jordan until... I die!
Lia: Okay... That can be arranged.
Annie: Just stay away from my man!
Lia: No you stay away from my man!
Jordan: (takes a couple steps backwards and then trips of Robert) Ow.... (falls asleep)
(Team Real's symbol comes up showing the number 6 turn into 5)
(3 hours later)
Elisa: oh your a good girl Uni. Who's the good girl? You are. Oh yes you are! good girl!
Liza: You do know that Uni's not there right?
Elisa: Yes she is! You don't see?
Liza: (rolls eyes)
Elisa: Good girl. Good... (falls asleep)
(Team Real's symbol comes up showing the number 5 turn into the number 4)
(2 hours later)
(Chilly is doing jumping jacks)
(Confessional)
Chilly: I could stay up for months if I have to. The only problem is... I ate some turkey so that might set my record back a few weeks.
(over)
(Elimination ceremony)
(1 hours later)
(Marissa is drawling a picture of Joss)
Liza: (walks behind Marissa and sees the picture) Is that Joss?!
Marissa: What? No...
Liza: That is so a picture of Joss! What are you doing?!
Marissa: n- Nothing...
Liza: Give me that! (takes the journal away from Marissa)
Marissa: Hey! Give that back!
Liza: what do you think your drawling my boyfriend!
Marissa: I was drawling a lot of my friends that were eliminated. Right now... Joss is the only one.
Liza: Oh... well... sorry for that. (hands Marissa her journal) Here you go.
Marissa: Thanks.
(confessional)
Liza: (banging head against wall) Stupid jealousy!
(over)
(Elimination ceremony)
(8 Hours later )
(Lily and Fawn fall asleep)
(Team Fake's symbol comes up and shows the number 4 turn into the number 2)
(Marissa and Liza is asleep)
(Team Real's symbol comes up and shows the number 4 turn into the number 2)
Lia: Dang. I am getting tired.
Annie: Don't fall asleep just yet. We don't want to lose to those boys.
Lia: But I'm tired.
Annie: Suit your self. I win Jordan then.
Lia: Excuse me?
Annie: If you fall asleep on purpose, everyone will vote you off. And I will win Jordan.
Lia: Okay. then. I'm not going to fall asleep.
Annie: Well me either.
(3 hours later)
(Annie, Cole, and Lia are asleep)
(Team Real's shows the number 2 turn to 1 and Team Fake shows the number 2 turn to 0)
Chris: And team Real wins it!
Chilly: Yes. I won... I mean my team won!
Chris: Team Fake, I'll see you guys tonight.
(Confessionals)
Vincent: Damn... who to vote for? Um...I guess may.
lily: annie or lia umm umm umm I guess err okay sorry vincent
Lia: Hmmm Let me think first name begins with A ends in Nnie. I can't believe she poked me in the eye!!!! Dx But more importantly me and Jordan kissed!!!!!!!! xDD :D ahhh Jordan *Starts daydreaming*
Annie: I'll be nice this time and vote for may even though I really want to vote off Lia.
Mathew: Can't those both stop fighting for once?!?!Anyways I vote for Annie.
(over)
(Elimination ceremony)
Chris: okay everyone vote!
(Everyone votes)
Chris: okay. the first gilded Chris award goes to... Fawn!
Fawn: Yes!
Chris: Mathew.
Mathew: Oh yeah!
Chris: Vincent!
Vincent: YES!
Chris: Lily!
Lily: YAY!
Chris: and... May.
May: yes!
Chris: Annie and Lia. So it comes down to this. Who gets to stay on the show for at least another 3 days. But more importantly, who wins Jordan? And the final gilded Chris award goes to...........
(Camera zooms in on Annie's face)
Chris: ...................................................................
(Camera zooms in on Lia's face)
Chris: ........................................... (starts coughing)
May: What the?
Chris: Oops sorry. I got a tickle in my through. Where were we? Oh yes. And the final gilded Chris award goes to..........................................
(Camera zooms in on Annie's face)
Chris: ...................................................
(Camera zooms in on Lia's face)
Chris: ............................................................. Wait a second. Chef, do you think we should pay all the interns?
Vincent: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! JUST SAY WHO'S STAYING AND GET ON WITH IT!!!!!! (sits back down and everyone stares are him) Just sayin'.
Chris: Fine. And the final Gilded Chris award goes to..................
(Camera zooms in and Annie's face)
Chris: .....................................................................
(Camera zooms in on Lia's face)
Chris: .................................................... Annie-
Annie: YAY! I get Jordan! And you don't Lia! YES!
Chris: As I was saying, Annie, find a new crush, because your leaving.
Annie: What?!
Lia: YAY! (Chris throws the Gilded Chris award at Lia and she catches it)
Annie: But I-
Chris: Sorry Annie. Good bye.
Annie: (sigh) (walks away)
(The red-carpet of shame)
(Annie is about to step into the Bug-o-shame)
Lia: Annie wait!
Annie: What is it Lia?
Lia: I'm sorry you are being eliminated. It's my fault.
Annie: No it's not. Don't say that.
Lia: Yes it is. If I never came on this show, you could've won the million dollars.... and Jordan would be your's.
Annie: I don't really care about the million, or Jordan. Lia, I'm just happy I made a lot of friends... like you.
Lia: You think of me as your friend?
Annie: Totally.
Lia: I- I don't know what to say. But... thank you.
Annie: Well, see ya.
Lia: See ya.
(Annie gets in the bug-o-shame and rides off)
(Theme song)
(Team Fake's girl's trailer)
Fawn: It's so good that Layla is gone.
Lily: I know. Now there is nothing to get us angry now.
May: Except the fact that our cell phones are gone.
Fawn: Oh yeah... Dose Layla still have our phones?
Lily: Oh no. What if she does.
May: Or someone else has it...
Fawn: mmmm....
(Annie and Lia enter)
Lia: It's a fact. Jordan likes me more!
Annie: No.... Jordan likes me more! We dated first!
Lia: That doesn't mean a thing.
Annie: Oh yes it does. I was his first kiss. I was his first accusal date. I was his first-
Lia: Your about to be his first dead ex-girlfriend if you don't shut the (beeeeeep) up!
Annie: Oh you wanna go?
Lia: Bring it.
May: Girls! Stop fighting! Jordan will decide if he likes you or not when the time comes okay?
Annie and Lia: Fine.
Lily: How does he decide again?
Lia: (sigh) Who ever goes in the game the farthest wins.
Fawn : Then stop fighting or you'll be voted off.
Lia and Annie: Fine.
Fawn: Good.
Chris: (intercom) All contestants please come outside now!
Annie: And never a please.
(Outside of cabins)
Cole: So what's the challenge today Chris?
Chris: To run from here to set 5 to the mess hall.
Chilly: Wait, isn't set 5 that hot dessert set?
Chris: Right you are Chilly.
Chilly: Great.
Elisa: Ummm Chris? What Reality show is this based off of?
Chris: ummmmm.... run of life?
Jordan: is that even a show?
Robert: I don't think so-
Chris: JUST GET ON WITH THE CHALLENGE OR ELSE YOUR ALL GOING TO BE ELIMINATED!!!!
(They all start running)
Chris: There we go.
(Mess hall)
(Cole, Robert, Jordan, and Chilly run in)
Robert: So.... hot.
Cole: Wow Jordan. I didn't know that you could run that fast. You almost beat me.
Jordan: I- I ran cross-Country at my school.
Cole: cool.
(Fawn, Annie, Liza, and Lia run in)
Fawn: Chris is such a (beeeeeeep)
Lia: I- I- I know right.
Annie: I never sweat that much in my life.
Liza: I- I know right.
(Marissa, May, Mathew, and Vincent enter)
Vincent: I made it!
Mathew: so tired... (faints)
May: mathew?!
Marissa: (bards in trash can)
(Lily enters then Elisa)
Lily: Made it!
Lia: Wait, since Elisa came in last.... WE WON!
Team Fake: YAY!!!
(Draven and Chef enter with a lot of food)
Chef: And for that, you guys get a food party!
Team Fake: YAY!!
Elisa: What about us?
Draven: You guys too.
Team Real: YAY!!
(30 minutes later)
(Most of the food is gone and everyone is too full to stand)
Chris: (enters) Okay, are you guys ready to start the challenge?
Lia: wait, that running wasn't the challenge?
Chris: nope. Today's challenge is based off of Total Drama Island! The producers and I all voted that the Awake-a-thon was the one we needed to do.
Jordan: The Awake-a-thon?! Agggghhh! great!
Chris: mhm. And so everyone come to the elimination ceremony area. That's where the challenge will take place!
(Elimination ceremony)
Chris: okay. Team Real on the right and Team Fake on the left. The last person standing, team wins. The Challenge begins now! Good luck!
Lily: I'm already about to fall asleep.
Cole: Cool. And be the loser girl you are.
Lily: Hey! I- (closes eyes then opens them)
Phoenix (Lily): You just shut your (beeeep)ing mouth or I will snap your arm like a twig!!!!! >:(
Cole: Oh like you could do that.
Phoenix (Lily): Oh you want to see?
(Fawn and May hold Lily back)
Phoenix (Lily): let me at him!!
Fawn: Calm down Lily!
Phoenix (Lily): who's Lily?!
May: (sigh) calm down Phoenix.
Lily: (closes eyes then opens) thanks guys.
May and Fawn: No problem.
(2 Hours later)
Chris: It's 2 hours into the challenge and still no one has fallen asleep yet. Time to turn it up a notch.
Draven: (enters on to stage wearing a tue-tue.) I don't get paid enough for this... oh who am I kidding, I don't get paid at all.
Chef: (enters from the other side of the stage) I fill your pain man.
(Ballet music starts and Draven and Chef starts dancing like Ballerinas.)
(everyone starts laughing then most yawn)
Mathew: Dang... that music is... is... making me... me... (falls asleep)
May: (falls asleep)
(The Team Fake symbol comes up and shows the number 7 turns to the number 5)
(Robert falls asleep)
(The Team Real symbol comes up and shows the number 7 turn into the number 6)
(5 Hours later)
(Everyone is gone but Vincent)
Vincent: Wo. Where did everyone go? Hello? Okay... this is creepy.
Tara: Vincent...
Vincent: (Turns around and sees Tara) Tara?
Tara: Vincent. I came for you...
Vincent: huh?
Tara: Come with me..
Vincent: W-what do you mean.
Tara: (grabs Vincent's hand) come live with me Vincent... FOR EVER!!
(The ground below Vincent and Tara turns into a fiery pit and they fall in)
(Vincent wakes up and screams)
(Team Fake's symbol comes up and shows the number 5 turn into the number 4)
Lily: OW! That was my ear! (closes eyes and then opens them)
Phoenix (Lily): You are going to pay!
(Fawn and Annie come over and pull her back from hitting Vincent)
Fawn: Phoenix! Calm down!
Lily: (closes then opens eyes) (sigh) I need to control Phoenix more. She's getting out of hand.
Annie: Ya think. (Turns around and sees Lia making out with Jordan) WHAT?! (storms over there and breaks them apart.)
Lia: What the heck?!
Annie: What do you think your doing?
Lia: Well right now trying to get my eye back in socket from you poking it!
Annie: Your not suppose to kiss Jordan until... I die!
Lia: Okay... That can be arranged.
Annie: Just stay away from my man!
Lia: No you stay away from my man!
Jordan: (takes a couple steps backwards and then trips of Robert) Ow.... (falls asleep)
(Team Real's symbol comes up showing the number 6 turn into 5)
(3 hours later)
Elisa: oh your a good girl Uni. Who's the good girl? You are. Oh yes you are! good girl!
Liza: You do know that Uni's not there right?
Elisa: Yes she is! You don't see?
Liza: (rolls eyes)
Elisa: Good girl. Good... (falls asleep)
(Team Real's symbol comes up showing the number 5 turn into the number 4)
(2 hours later)
(Chilly is doing jumping jacks)
(Confessional)
Chilly: I could stay up for months if I have to. The only problem is... I ate some turkey so that might set my record back a few weeks.
(over)
(Elimination ceremony)
(1 hours later)
(Marissa is drawling a picture of Joss)
Liza: (walks behind Marissa and sees the picture) Is that Joss?!
Marissa: What? No...
Liza: That is so a picture of Joss! What are you doing?!
Marissa: n- Nothing...
Liza: Give me that! (takes the journal away from Marissa)
Marissa: Hey! Give that back!
Liza: what do you think your drawling my boyfriend!
Marissa: I was drawling a lot of my friends that were eliminated. Right now... Joss is the only one.
Liza: Oh... well... sorry for that. (hands Marissa her journal) Here you go.
Marissa: Thanks.
(confessional)
Liza: (banging head against wall) Stupid jealousy!
(over)
(Elimination ceremony)
(8 Hours later )
(Lily and Fawn fall asleep)
(Team Fake's symbol comes up and shows the number 4 turn into the number 2)
(Marissa and Liza is asleep)
(Team Real's symbol comes up and shows the number 4 turn into the number 2)
Lia: Dang. I am getting tired.
Annie: Don't fall asleep just yet. We don't want to lose to those boys.
Lia: But I'm tired.
Annie: Suit your self. I win Jordan then.
Lia: Excuse me?
Annie: If you fall asleep on purpose, everyone will vote you off. And I will win Jordan.
Lia: Okay. then. I'm not going to fall asleep.
Annie: Well me either.
(3 hours later)
(Annie, Cole, and Lia are asleep)
(Team Real's shows the number 2 turn to 1 and Team Fake shows the number 2 turn to 0)
Chris: And team Real wins it!
Chilly: Yes. I won... I mean my team won!
Chris: Team Fake, I'll see you guys tonight.
(Confessionals)
Vincent: Damn... who to vote for? Um...I guess may.
lily: annie or lia umm umm umm I guess err okay sorry vincent
Lia: Hmmm Let me think first name begins with A ends in Nnie. I can't believe she poked me in the eye!!!! Dx But more importantly me and Jordan kissed!!!!!!!! xDD :D ahhh Jordan *Starts daydreaming*
Annie: I'll be nice this time and vote for may even though I really want to vote off Lia.
Mathew: Can't those both stop fighting for once?!?!Anyways I vote for Annie.
(over)
(Elimination ceremony)
Chris: okay everyone vote!
(Everyone votes)
Chris: okay. the first gilded Chris award goes to... Fawn!
Fawn: Yes!
Chris: Mathew.
Mathew: Oh yeah!
Chris: Vincent!
Vincent: YES!
Chris: Lily!
Lily: YAY!
Chris: and... May.
May: yes!
Chris: Annie and Lia. So it comes down to this. Who gets to stay on the show for at least another 3 days. But more importantly, who wins Jordan? And the final gilded Chris award goes to...........
(Camera zooms in on Annie's face)
Chris: ...................................................................
(Camera zooms in on Lia's face)
Chris: ........................................... (starts coughing)
May: What the?
Chris: Oops sorry. I got a tickle in my through. Where were we? Oh yes. And the final gilded Chris award goes to..........................................
(Camera zooms in on Annie's face)
Chris: ...................................................
(Camera zooms in on Lia's face)
Chris: ............................................................. Wait a second. Chef, do you think we should pay all the interns?
Vincent: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! JUST SAY WHO'S STAYING AND GET ON WITH IT!!!!!! (sits back down and everyone stares are him) Just sayin'.
Chris: Fine. And the final Gilded Chris award goes to..................
(Camera zooms in and Annie's face)
Chris: .....................................................................
(Camera zooms in on Lia's face)
Chris: .................................................... Annie-
Annie: YAY! I get Jordan! And you don't Lia! YES!
Chris: As I was saying, Annie, find a new crush, because your leaving.
Annie: What?!
Lia: YAY! (Chris throws the Gilded Chris award at Lia and she catches it)
Annie: But I-
Chris: Sorry Annie. Good bye.
Annie: (sigh) (walks away)
(The red-carpet of shame)
(Annie is about to step into the Bug-o-shame)
Lia: Annie wait!
Annie: What is it Lia?
Lia: I'm sorry you are being eliminated. It's my fault.
Annie: No it's not. Don't say that.
Lia: Yes it is. If I never came on this show, you could've won the million dollars.... and Jordan would be your's.
Annie: I don't really care about the million, or Jordan. Lia, I'm just happy I made a lot of friends... like you.
Lia: You think of me as your friend?
Annie: Totally.
Lia: I- I don't know what to say. But... thank you.
Annie: Well, see ya.
Lia: See ya.
(Annie gets in the bug-o-shame and rides off)
