Twilight Fanfiction Article: Cullen Instant Messaging Chapter 3: YODA!

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Cullen Instant Messaging Chapter 3: YODA!

posted by alice_cullen_12

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i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Bella
i_luv_my_bella: Edward
i_c_ur_future: Alice
blood_12: Jasper (thanks 4 new u-name ideas, guys!)
FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT: Emmett
blondie_123: Rosalie
Dr_vamp_man: Carlisle
mrs_c_cullen: Esme
nessie_is_beautiful: Jacob
imprinted_by_jakey: Renesmee (Nessie)
i_am_pretty,i_am

mrs_c_cullen is signing on
Dr_vamp_man is signing on

mrs_c_cullen: OMC! OMC! OMC! Honeybuns, that was amazing!

Dr_vamp_man: I know! I can't believe I never thought of Doing It on a hospital bed!

mrs_c_cullen_: Oh yes.

imprinted_by_jakey is signing on

imprinted_by_jakey: OH, EWW! Grandma, Grandpa!

mrs_c_cullen: Oh dear! I'm guessing she's had The Talk.

Dr_vamp_man: Changing the subject! How bout' them Red Sox?

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND is signing on
i_luv_my_bella is signing on
i_c_ur_future is signing on
blood_23 is signing on
FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT is signing on
blondie_123 is signing on
nessie_is_beautiful is signing on

i_luv_my_bella: Hello!

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Waz Up! Alice, I heard Saks is having a sale.

i_c_ur_future: I'm not falling for that again.

blood_23: They actually just raised their prices 75 percent!

FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT: Nice trick, Bella!

nessie_is_beautiful: Nice!

blondie_123: SHUT UP!

i_am_pretty,i_am is signing on

i_am_pretty,i_am: The force is strong with this one.

Dr_vamp_man: Yoda? Buddy! From college?

i_am_pretty,i_am: 400 years, it has been. Carlisle, your name is?

Dr_vamp_man: Yes! I am Carlisle.

blood_123: OMA! Yoda? kahel Juice.

FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT: Prune Juice.

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: mansanas Juice.

i_luv_my_bella: limon Juice

i_c_ur_future: ubas Juice.

blondie_123: cranberry Juice

nessie_is_beautiful: dayap Juice.

imprinted_by_jakey: Lemonade.

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: That's not a juice. And why are we saying juices, anyway?

All: Jasper started it!

FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT: Why is Yoda here?

i_am_pretty,i_am: cuz i felt like it, u butt!

i_c_ur_future: Dude. Not nice. Where's "force is strong" Yoda?

i_am_pretty,i_am: Mwwwhhaaaaaha! It's me ,Jane, you infantile, idiotic freaks! And limonada is NOT a juice!

All: AHHHH!

i_am_pretty,i_am: Lying, I was. It is the true Jedi master, Yoda!

All: OHHHH! Bye!

THE END! susunod chapter features a celebrity guest! WAS! (wait and see!)

YODA! From bituin Wars! (My bro helped write Yoda's part!)

YODA! From Star Wars! (My bro helped write Yoda's part!)

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alice_cullen_12 How is it?

Twilight597 lol why all the juice? and i thought lemonade was a juice?

Styfalie Dude! Lemonade is a juice! It's lemon juice but sweetened and sometimes mixed with other juices.... Anyway. Great story. I <3 Yoda! You should have Boba Fette on...he should ask the Cullens to help him find Han Solo! YAY! Peace.

alice_cullen_12 I know it is. Bella doesn't think so!

alice_cullen_12 I don't know who the celeb. guest is! HELP!

alice_cullen_12 twilightchick helped with the celeb guest! Cosmo and Wanda! Going 2 write C4 now!

alice_cullen_12 And someone else! Starts with an s! If you can guess, you get, a prop from me!

twilightchick omg this hilarious haha i now have to go to the bathroom b4 i pee on myself (haha nt literaly) lmao keep writting =)

i_iz_shineh LOL!!!

dangjessica baahahahhaahhahaha i love it!!!!

alice_cullen_12 Thanks!!!

alice_cullen_12 http://xat.com/chat/room/58449569/ If you like cupcakes and/or this story....GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!! And annoy everyone....they call everyone swears and racial terms....Grr

Sammie96 omg

alice_cullen_12 ??Is it good??

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Bella's New Mate Chapter 28 Bella's POV

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! I'm 4 chappies ahead right now so, I have alot to get through. Sorry I haven't updated in awhile, my computer is pagganap up. I have decided the name for the baby and will have it in this chapter. Enjoy!

Chapter 28
Bella's POV

I couldn't believe what James did. He killed his love. But, I understood that he had no choice. He was a newborn then. Just then, Alicia burst in. "I have some big news"!, she said. "You're not going to believe it"! "What"?, James asked. "I know when the baby will be born"! "When"? "One week". "One week"?, I asked. "Aren't mga sanggol born in nine months"? "This is a half-vampire...

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Bella's New Mate Chapter 16

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! I'm out of prewritten chapters so, magpabago are gonna be slow. I am soooooooooooo sorry for what will happen to Bella in this chapter. Enjoy!

Chapter 16
Bella's POV

James pulled me inside. "You belong to me, Bella. From that time that I bit you in the ballet studio, you were mine. I'm sorry that I have to do this". He tied my wrists up. "I'm going to have to hurt you a little bit, Bella. In order for you to obey me and only me". I quickly grew afraid. He laid me down on the floor. He unclipped the collar. He put his mouth on my neck and bit. I could feel the venom burning through my veins....

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The Setting Sun Chapter 20

posted by Styfalie

Here it is, the final chapter. This chapter has a different kind of feel to it and alternates POVs like Secrets. I hope you all like it.

*Stephanie
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Chapter 20: All’s well that ends well
(Bella)
I felt so relieved the fight was over. My family was back to being whole without all the nakaraan emotional complications.

Kasie and Michelle went back tahanan as soon as everything was settled and they were debriefed sa pamamagitan ng Tanya who was still leery about their knowing our secret. Renesmee and Jacob informed us upon dropping each of them off that they madami than...

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Forks: Chapter 7: Finally

posted by doyouknow

Jacob was waiting on Jess’s front porch. He looked down. Maybe he knew what was coming.
Angela squeezed my hand as we walked towards him.”I’ll see you inside.” I smiled at her as she turned towards the house.
Jake turned his gaze to me. “Hey.”
I smiled weakly at him. “Hi.”
We stood like that for awhile. In complete silence, staring down at our feet. Finally, I decided to make the first move.
“Jake can we talk?” He nodded and we started to walk towards the woods that surrounded Jessica’s house.
Eventually we got to a dry spot where there was a fallen puno to sit on. We sat...

Lily Buchanan, ch.1

posted by gryffindorgal

Jasper could smell her a mile away, and then there she was, perched on an immaculately maintained Cannondale only a few taunting feet away as they both waited for a red light. Jasper glanced at her, thankful that his helmet's visor was secure. It didn't help much, but it definitely kept his hands on the handlebars of his bike rather than her neck, which pulsed heavily and was perfumed with citrus-smelling sweat. She looked over at him and smiled. The light changed to green, but Jasper hesitated a moment, watched her go. He cursed under his breath and hit the throttle on his motorcycle.

Things...

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Painful Memories Chapter One

posted by IsabellaMCullen

Painful Memories
Chapter One

I was sitting at my vanity. I started brushing my long golden waves. I was preparing myself. I knew Edward would be tahanan soon. Charlie had Edward leave every night at a certain time. Of course Edward would just go back once Charlie was asleep. He chose to go to Bella’s house every night. When he came tahanan it was always Bella this and Bella that. It got to the point that every sentence he ever sinabi anymore had something to do with her.

What is so great about her? She’s nothing but a fragile little human. Anyway I knew I only had a short time for my talk I needed...

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secrets chapter 11

posted by bella01

[1 oras later]
The rest of the unpacking had been quiet.
"Bella this is the last of it"Alice said

"Ok,just leave it there"i sinabi .I looked at my wrist watch.it's almost twelve. I still have to buy new notebooks and other school stuff.I heard footstep coming towards the room.the door is still open,then Esme came into view.

"Bella,do you want to eat lunch"she asked

"No,thank you.I still have to buy some school
stuffs"i said

"You can buy later"she said

"It's really okay.I also want to see the town to familiarize myself a bit"i said

"Well okay"she said

"Bella"Alice shouted."Can I come with you please?"

"Sorry...

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Humen Blood is Good, or Is It? part 1

posted by bubble_babe

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-Bubble

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I Looked to the cold night sky, looking at the stars, it was a bautiful night, I was wondering if my old boyfriend Josh was looking up at the stars, 'No, wait, he couldn't be i killed Him'

Some people say i'm a monster, i beg to differ, they eat mga hayop all they time, they eat meat, i eat blood. I'm Mackenzie Roberts, but just 70 years nakaraan i changed it to Juilet, cheep name I now, but it was joshs faviort story.

I Sat on this mans window still, I didn't Know the Man, I just broke...

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Half Moon, Chapter 28

posted by teamalice_0

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I ran towards the screaming, clearly of a women, but what shocked me was a child's scream.
I looked down into an alley, even though I was ten stories up I saw the man with the gun.

This enraged me, he shouldn't be doing this, couldn't he just leave them alone. But I knew he couldn't, because he probably had a sick, twisted mind.

Wihout really thinking I let myself fall 10 stories down, landng softly on my feet.
The women looked scared. The child didn't see either did the man. But the man did turn.

"What the?" He...

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The diary of Leah Clearwater part I

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Letter's From Edward Chapter 2

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Immediately, everyone started writing, quickly. I took another deep breath, and began.

Dear Edward Cullen, Hmm Edward, that’s a weird old fashioned name, but I guess, these days if you can call a child Apple, then Edward is plain, normal.

My name is Bella Swan.

I'm 17 years old and my birthday is September 13. I live in Phoenix, with my mother Renee and her boyfriend Phil. He doesn’t need to...

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Bella's New Family Chapter 3

posted by sexy_vamp

Disclaimer: Same as before. Stephenie Meyer owns all of the characters.

A/N: I pag-ibig REVIEWS! So please read and review! And if you have any comments or recommendations, please feel free to tell me. If there is something that you would like to see, please tell me that too.

Chapter 3:

The last thing that I remembered was screaming. And then I passed out. When I woke up, I was at the Cullen’s house and in Alice’s room. I am warm and comfortable—is that right? Was I supposed to be feeling like this? There was a soft knock at the door.

“Come in,” I sinabi softly.

The door opened slowly and Esme...