Dear Edward
Edward, you are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:
Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that you wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but you started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after you met her. What were you protecting her from? oh right you were scared that she would die in her sleep or something, would have been interesting to see how you would have saved her from that one.
The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether you drink human blood, animal blood or any other blood. Its disturbing to know that you drink blood just think about it dude you drink blood like I drink water now that's just extremely disturbing dude. Its even madami disturbing when you have to tell Bella you are going out to hunt I am sure she has this image of you drinking blood from that poor animal.*shivers*
Warm up:
I don't know about Bella but I sure do want a guy who I can cuddle up to during winter. Lucky you got Bella who doesn't complain about that. If I were Bella, honey you wouldn't hear the end of it. So once again Jacob triumphs in that department... Starting to think Bella is delusional for choosing you over our ablicious Jacob
Yours faithfully
The crazed Jacob tagahanga
Edward, you are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:
Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that you wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but you started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after you met her. What were you protecting her from? oh right you were scared that she would die in her sleep or something, would have been interesting to see how you would have saved her from that one.
The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether you drink human blood, animal blood or any other blood. Its disturbing to know that you drink blood just think about it dude you drink blood like I drink water now that's just extremely disturbing dude. Its even madami disturbing when you have to tell Bella you are going out to hunt I am sure she has this image of you drinking blood from that poor animal.*shivers*
Warm up:
I don't know about Bella but I sure do want a guy who I can cuddle up to during winter. Lucky you got Bella who doesn't complain about that. If I were Bella, honey you wouldn't hear the end of it. So once again Jacob triumphs in that department... Starting to think Bella is delusional for choosing you over our ablicious Jacob
Yours faithfully
The crazed Jacob tagahanga
Breaking Dawn may have been a smash hit with Twihards all over the world, but the Golden prambuwesas foundation was impressed for a different reason.
They've nominated the flick for 8 of their Razzie awards, which are like the Oscars but for the "worsts" of the year, so they're a little madami fun.
Breaking Dawn was nominated for:
•Worst Picture
•Worst Screenplay
•Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel
•Worst Director
•Worst Screen Ensemble
•Worst Actor: Taylor Lautner
•Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart
•Worst Screen Couple
Do you think Breaking Dawn deserves the nominations?
They've nominated the flick for 8 of their Razzie awards, which are like the Oscars but for the "worsts" of the year, so they're a little madami fun.
Breaking Dawn was nominated for:
•Worst Picture
•Worst Screenplay
•Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel
•Worst Director
•Worst Screen Ensemble
•Worst Actor: Taylor Lautner
•Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart
•Worst Screen Couple
Do you think Breaking Dawn deserves the nominations?
Looking Nessie in the face at the airport was harder than a challenge I went through as a wolf.
"Promise you won't forget me?" My voice was kind of shallow and.... I couldn't describe it.
"Never." The defiance in her voice was comforting.
"Even though you'll be in France." France. Bloody miles away.
"Jake, don't do this to me. Rosalie did my make up, and I like it. And anyway, I'll only be away for a few weeks. It'll go very quick." if I continue building the house, then yes. Bt that s unlikely.
"I'll miss you."
"Me too."
I roped an arm round Nessie for a last hug. Then, with her eyes misted over, she left. I walked out to the Rabbit, and all the way I felt like she had taken half my puso with her. Renesmee, come back, I silently wished as I started up the old Rabbit. I knew that, for 3 weeks, she would drip into my mind like a leaky faucet. Splash, splash, sploosh. Renesmee, Renesmee, Nessie.
"Promise you won't forget me?" My voice was kind of shallow and.... I couldn't describe it.
"Never." The defiance in her voice was comforting.
"Even though you'll be in France." France. Bloody miles away.
"Jake, don't do this to me. Rosalie did my make up, and I like it. And anyway, I'll only be away for a few weeks. It'll go very quick." if I continue building the house, then yes. Bt that s unlikely.
"I'll miss you."
"Me too."
I roped an arm round Nessie for a last hug. Then, with her eyes misted over, she left. I walked out to the Rabbit, and all the way I felt like she had taken half my puso with her. Renesmee, come back, I silently wished as I started up the old Rabbit. I knew that, for 3 weeks, she would drip into my mind like a leaky faucet. Splash, splash, sploosh. Renesmee, Renesmee, Nessie.
Twilighters, you did it! You asked a bazillion times, and now your wish has been granted: Stephenie Meyer has finished Midnight Sun, and will release it this May!
The book is the retelling of Twilight from Edward's golden eyes. So, basically, the most beautiful book ever. And one we're sure to get Nawawala in.
"I've always wanted to finish this book, and the fans have been so great, I knew I had to do it for them," the may-akda revealed Tuesday (March 31) at a book signing in Las Bromas, California. "I enjoyed this so much, I'm going to begin work on Full Moon, which is New Moon told through Jacob's perspective."
Not only that, Summit is rumored to have already signed Robert Pattinson and crew to be in the movie version of Midnight Sun!
The book is the retelling of Twilight from Edward's golden eyes. So, basically, the most beautiful book ever. And one we're sure to get Nawawala in.
"I've always wanted to finish this book, and the fans have been so great, I knew I had to do it for them," the may-akda revealed Tuesday (March 31) at a book signing in Las Bromas, California. "I enjoyed this so much, I'm going to begin work on Full Moon, which is New Moon told through Jacob's perspective."
Not only that, Summit is rumored to have already signed Robert Pattinson and crew to be in the movie version of Midnight Sun!