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10 Harry Potter Things You Shouldn't Call Twilight Characters!

posted by Meg08

10 Harry Potter Things You Shouldn't Call Twilight Characters

1.) Edward is not a Hufflepuff.

2.) Alice is not a Ravenclaw.

3.) Jasper is not a Slyerthine.

4.) Jacob is not Gryffindor.

5.) You shouldn't refer to Carlisle as "the Twilight Dumbledore" because Carlisle is not gay.

6.) Bella is NOT Hermione just because she likes to read.

7.) Emmett is not Ron just because he's funny.

8.) Edward is NOT Harry.

9.) Nor is Jacob.

10.) The Volturi are not Death Eater... even though they are close.

(Yeah, this one came from being bored too. :D)

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jennyrules1504 thats fully funny.

CSIYiota U're a good writer.......maybe we should also try to do the same thing on the other hand.............10 Twilight Things You Shouldn't Call Harry Potter Characters!................have u thought of it????????????????It would be so cool...............Please write it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thisfiasco_ the volturi and the death eaters are totally in contact. (:

alice_cullen_12 Kind of, but the Volturi don't kill people for fun! With Caius as the exception...........

navajosrock TEEHEE

maja3322 Haha, please continue to be bored, you are very creative then and you give everyone else a good laugh!

annie_Jakelover haha this was great. But let's be clear.. Harry Potter series has nothing to do with Twilight series. They're totally different!! but i like they way you take this, not as other fans that say mean things to Twilighters... i like both and both are pretty cool!!

nati30 dumbledore's not gay! it never said that in the books!

helena-gal kl

percyandpotter DUMBLEDORE IS NOT GAY! I AM SICK OF HEARING THIS!

mmasj3 Harry Potter is full of events, but they're all the same. Twilight has a mix of problems, it really keeps you hanging.

tayroxyea mmasj3, i've read both series and i really don't get why people compare them. they are sooo different in sooo many ways!! stephenie meyer and jk rowling are both AMAZING authors and the worlds they created are VERY different!!! i love BOTH of the series, and i do not get why people compare them to each other. im not trying to change your mind, but i just wanted to share my opinion. hope it helps!!!!

tayroxyea and i agree with annie_Jakelover 100%

Kellykoo1 lolz, this made me think of something i saw on youtube, it said "Diggory didn't die, he turned into a vampire."

MissKnowItAll Harry= nice, caring and loyal. Edward= Loyal, but can be annoying. Wheres the resembalence?

RoHeHa_6264995 hey it's ok if you like twilight but do you have to make fun of Harry Potter?!? you spelled Slytherin wrong!!! And DUMBLEDORE'S NOT A GAY!!!!!!!!!

Renesmee_XD @RoHeha_6264995 Dumbledore is [u]gay[/u] J.K.Rowling said it for herself and its meant to be funny

RoHeHa_6264995 Yeah that's the truth. But do you really have to tell the whole world about that? To most HP fans that means OFFENSE! Would you like it if I wrote an article and made fun of twilight characters? IT ISN'T FUNNY!!!!!! And Meg08 you said "gay" as if it were a BAD thing!!!!!!

TaylorGRACE Okay, I agree with some of what you're saying, but don't diss Harry, okay?? In the war of Harry Potter vs. Twilight, I'm on the Harry Potter side, cuz I'm HOT like that!

8musicgirl i dont care what yall say but that was funny

MarauderForever The only connection is Rob Pattinson. Cedric Diggory was an excellent Finder who deserved to be in Hufflepuff... Edward no. Just no. Thank you. I know this was to be funny, but I'm glad you put up the "Bella is not Hermione." No offense but I think Hermione is much cooler.

luv_warriorcatz ur right edward cullen is nowhere near as cool as harry poter!

RavenclawPride Hermione IS so much cooler :D Nice to see fellow HP fans on the Twilight spot... even though I don't like Twilight, I was bored, so I came on here.

foopetsrule harry potter and twilight are completely different, i never even made these pairs there funny! I'm with ravenclawpride on this one, i'm obviously a HP fan, look at my icon! R/Hr forever!

nomalanga nice work hey keep up the great work hope to hear more from you

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Dark and Rainy Chapter one

posted by courtneykutie

Renesmee Pov

IT's been Six years Since we have heard from the Volturi Except When My best friend Maggie and her Mate Alec,they both Changed there ways.
They have Been Living with us for 3 years know!And now Me and Maggie and Alec are starting school in Forks like everyone else did!Jacob is going to College with my Mom and Dad right now at Washington State University!Jake is my Best friend and Iam scared i like him madami than that!Scary!

"So I cant wait to go shopping for new School clothes!!"I sinabi cheerfully,Aunt alice smiled at me

"Me too!!your mother hates shopping"Aunt Alice sinabi Laughing...

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Our Little Fairy Tale

posted by Lausies

None of the Twilight Saga belongs to me and I do not claim to own any of the characters, that all belongs to Stephanie Meyer.
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This is set eight years after Breaking Dawn when Renesmee has reached her full maturity. She looks about 17/18. Hope you like it!!

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Is it easier to let him go? I pag-ibig him. I would do anything for him. But can I honestly make him happy? I don't deserve him.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe you're not right for him. God knows...

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Twilight Movie Review

posted by MissCupcake

Twilight DVD Cover

Rated: PG-13 for some violence and a scene of sensuality.

Runtime: 2 hrs 2 mins

Genre: Dramas
Theatrical Release:Nov 21, 2008 Wide

Box Office: $191,449,475
Synopsis: Bella sisne (Kristen Stewart) has always been a little bit different, never caring about fitting in with the trendy girls at her Phoenix high school. When her mother re-marries and sends Bella to... Bella sisne (Kristen Stewart) has always been a little bit different, never caring about fitting in with the trendy girls at her Phoenix high school. When her mother re-marries and sends Bella to live with her father in the rainy little town...

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ROBERT PATTINSON SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by lexie2635

TWILIGHTERS i thought that i've seen everything.I saw this artikulo about a real ROBERT PATTINSON SCHOOL!im guessing that twilight and rob fans are begging mommy and daddy to send them there.THIS IS NO JOKE.READ BELOW.

And it isn’t a school on how to get over Robert Pattinson, or how to be Robert Pattinson. It is an actual school in the UK! Its a College specializing in Language, Science, Mathematics!

In all seriousness guys, it is a real school. That is their real name. And it has nothing to do with the Twilight Saga’s Robert Pattinson! Just a mere coincidence! And no, Rob does not teach there! Sorry! lol

UPDATE: ROBSessedBlog sinabi that this school used to be the #1 Google paghahanap when you searched “Robert Pattinson” oh what a difference a taon makes! lol

And there you have.google it and see for yourself.

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traced

posted by ParamoreFreak

traced
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3.) Never Say Never
Rick pulled back into his driveway, and Phil hopped out of the car, bag in hand, when the car stopped.
"What's next?" Phil asked.
"Nothing...if they come again then we fight." Rick put the key in the lock and unlocked the front door. "If not, then you go back tahanan and you forget about me and the demonic world...and pretend demons dont exist!"
"What?" Phil asked, walking in behind Rick.
"What do you mean what?"
"I mean, what do you mean?" Phil sinabi and Rick stopped.
"Ok...what?"
"I can't just go back tahanan and forget everything happens!...

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Into the Shadow-Chatpters 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 + Prolouge

posted by twilight_james

I made some edits to it! Yay for editing!

Prologue
I lay, dying, getting closer to death every tick of the clock. I was in pain. And then the shifts changed. I saw Carlisle come in. he talked to my mother, and then wheeled her away. When he came back, he had an expression of determination on his face. He took me away to. I knew where we were going-the morgue. Yet I was not dead. I tried to speak, but I could not. Something told me that something terrible was about to happen. But I had no idea what was in-store for me.

We arrived. Carlisle's determination was replaced sa pamamagitan ng pain. I could only wonder...

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Midnight pag-ibig

posted by kim4312

Chapter Three:Rivals
One Day, Jessi Gets Out Of School, She Thinks About Walking Home, While Walking, Jacob Shows Up In His Truck "Hey Jess" Jacob Says "Hey Jake" Jessi Says Smiling "You Need a Ride Home?" Jacob Asks "Sure, My Legs Hurt Anyway" Jessi Says, She Opens The Door & Got In The Truck With Jacob, Peter, Victoria & James Watch Jacob Drive Jessi tahanan At Abby's House "Thanks For Driving Me Home" Jessi Says "Anything For You" Jacob Says While Staring Into Her Eyes "I'll See You Later" Jessi Says "Be Careful, You Don't Know What Is Out Here"
Jacob Says "I Will" Jessi Says & Goes...

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Get Well Soon Ms. MS!

posted by gossipgirlstar2

A Twilight tagahanga who suffers from a rare lung disease had the pleasure of winning a raffle that allowed her to score an autograph from Robert Pattinson. TwiCrackAddict has the full letter posted on their site, but here is a snippet of the letter:

I can't thank you enough for taking the time out of your busy life and schedule to sign this for me. It means madami to me than you will ever truly know.

I am not sure how much you were told of me, but my name is Ms. MS and I am nearly 24 years old. I have a very rare lung disorder that causes my lungs to collapse at times without any notice, and from the...

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Pre-Order New Moon Sountrack

posted by gossipgirlstar2

You can now pre-order your own copy of The Twilight Saga: New Moon soundtrack at iTunes and as a bonus you will get Anya Marina's "Satellite Heart." Check out the full set listahan of what you can expect for the upcoming new album. Many of the songs have yet to be heard so getting the pre-sale of this item is a must for Twilight fans. The New Moon soundtrack goes viral on October 20th.

1.Death Cab For Cutie- Meet Me On The Equinox
2.Band Of Skulls- Friends
3.Thom Yorke- Hearing Damage
4.Lykke Li- Possibility
5.The Killers- A White Demon pag-ibig Song
6.Anya Marina- Satellite Heart
7.Muse- I Belong To You (New Moon Remix)
8.Bon Iver & St. Vincent- Rosyln
9.Black Rebel Motorcycle Club- Done All Wrong
10.Hurricane Bells- Monsters
11.Sea Wolf- The kulay-lila Hour
12.OK Go- Shooting The Moon
13.Grizzly madala (with Victoria Legrand)- Slow Life
14.Editors- No Sound But The Wind
15.Alexandre Desplat- New Moon (The Meadow)

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Bashful Tay-Tay

posted by gossipgirlstar2

It seems all the attention Taylor Lautner is getting lately due to his super sweet abs is making the actor a bit bashful. The actor spoke with AceShowBiz about how he thinks "it's weird and it's kind of embarrassing" to have the world see you shirtless. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse actor said, "It's so uncomfortable knowing that so many people are seeing pictures of me shirtless." Sorry, Tay-Tay but we just can't enough of your shirtless self running around in the woods pagganap like a werewolf. We are all looking pasulong to see the new movie that we want to know everything about our fave actors and it's not that weird...

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It Never Ends {Chapter 2}

posted by DeadlyDarkness

Chapter 2

"No one wants her here, Jenibel." He hissed at her. "But she's your daughter!" She exclaimed.
"And? That doesnt mean Im supposed to pag-ibig her!" He raised his voice at her.
This was unusual he never did that. She flinched at his words tears welling up in her eyes. "Dont say that." She sinabi softly.
He laughed at her, a scary sound. She had heard him, so she whipped back her hand and punched him in the face. "Your NOT the man I had married, Jonathan."
He glared at her. Tears streaming down his cheek. It hurt. Badly. Then his body started trembling. And..and then he disapeared leaving a...

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Presenting “Scene It? Twilight”

posted by gossipgirlstar2

This fall, Twilighters will once again revisit the town of Forks and delve into the world of Bella and Edward, as New Moon will be released in theaters. But a new Twilight board game is coming out and that’s the “Scene It? Twilight.

“‘Scene It? Twilight’ is the game that fans of the ‘Twilight’ film have been asking for,” Screenlife’s chief executive officer Barry Watts sinabi in a press release Thursday. “The overwhelming popularity of all things ‘Twilight’ has created such a huge demand, that we’ve collaborated with Summit Entertainment and Konami to offer fans the opportunity...

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black moon chapter 9

posted by joe-edwardfan

(end of chapter8)
I was so nerves how charlie was going to react, matt squeezed my hand to comfort me charlie opened the door and gasped he was stairing at me ,not beliving it was me
-Bella?
He wasn’t sure if it was really me and then I heard billys voice from the phone
-charlie charlie are you ok?
He didn’t respond and turned off the phone
-yeah dad its me
He staired at me again
-you look different!
-yeah two weeks does that to you.
I lied to him
-oh Bella! I missed you so much I was so worried that I wouldn’t see you again!
Then I took my hand out of matts and hugged him
-your cold
-yeah its freezing...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 15

posted by teamalice_0

Sorry I have'nt written in awhile. I'm also not sick anymore! I'll try to get another chapter up today.
teamalice_0
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He just stared opened mouth at me, which in turn making me self-conscience.

"Do I have to drag you?"

He seemed to snap out of it, but it was still there in his eyes. But at least he wasn't drooling, yet.

He went off into the woods to go turn into a wolf. While I waited on the rocks I watched little flickers of my past. It was sad. Nothing good happened since I was a vampire. Except for finding my aunt, but even then it had down-sides....

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Another Story Chapter 76

posted by surfergal

uy guys. Sorry the last one was so short and this one is short also. ( I have to get so e sleep) sorry some spelling was wrong too. Would y'all like me to make an end to this Story an start a different one or keep going with this one? Let me know please.

I was getting really sleepy after watching tv. I looked down at my watch and it sinabi that is was 4 am. I hated staying awake this early. Nathen and I were still snugling together, but we were madami casual now. M eyes were getting heavier and heavier sa pamamagitan ng the segundo and soon I felt Nathen pick me up and carry me to the bedroom and lay me on our...

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Rathbone Dishes on Eclipse Details!

posted by Alice_Cullen_

MTV: Jackson, what are you most looking pasulong to shooting in the susunod film?

Jackson Rathbone: I'm really excited to start filming "Eclipse." I got a chance to read the script, and we get to go back into Jasper's backstory. They actually had to ask me about my equestrian experience. I told them I can gallop and trot and all that. I used to ride. It's been two or three years since I've been on a horse, but I'm excited to get back up on the saddle.

MTV: So we're going to get to Jasper's Civil War backstory?

Rathbone: Yes, I get to shoot some Civil War stuff, and I'm also going to shoot a lot of...

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Another Story Chapter 68

posted by surfergal

That was the last thing I remembered was being put in am ambulance. I was scared because black dots were coming back I to my vision and I couldn't stay wake like the nice man that was taking care of me ask me to. My vision was black I couldn't hear anything or feel it. Life was gone or it had just disapeared. I remember when I was first waking up that I heard voices and I heard beeping noises and then everything came back at once.once vision I could see that I was in a room and that two men were standing sa pamamagitan ng my kama talking and then my memory of it husband came to me Nathen was staring at my...

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night fall chapter 6

posted by joe-edwardfan

3 days later (Cullen's house)
The pain was toooo much and it was getting worse every segundo I wanted to open my mouth to scream it out but that wouldn’t be probably a good Idea . suddenly the pain got worse and my neck was on flames and I wished I was never born then my body started shaking , what's going on? Should this happen? Am I going to die? Million tanong ran into my mind like always then I figured out the shaking had stopped and I started to hear voices someone was talking down stairs, the TV was on and I could hear cars passing, cars? Wow I could hear the high way from here! I...

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Another Story Chapter 66

posted by surfergal

Sorry this is so short but im really tired

Once me and Nathen danced Emmet came over bad ask Nathen if he could dance with his little sister. So me and emmet danced he was very good at it too and the Carlisle came and danced with me.
Carlisle, I want to thanks you for everything you have done for me. You are like my dad, to me I continued saying. You have taken care of me when I didn't have a plAce to stay you understood what was happening when I was in the coast guard and I just want to tell you how much that means to me. I sinabi crying.
Oh, Addi. Your welcome. Congradulation and I pag-ibig you....

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Taylor's Story Chapter 17

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

TS17
Carsile's POV
I left the room and went to my office. Jacob was kind enough to let me go through Taylor's files. For some one so young, it sure was thick. This poor girl had been in the run for almost 8 years. I couldn't believe this girl was from Florida, I didn't know how she got here. This girl has been through a lot. She was put in juevy for running
away from the ophanage and running from the cops. Taylor, either didn't want to be adopted or didn't want live in the ophanage. It sinabi that she wasn't allowed to live in the girls ophanage because she kept running away. Emmett came into the...