All things were perfect
With graduation coming fast
But I knew with my luck
The perfection wouldn't last
Things were intense
Edward and Jacob started fighting
Jacob hated Edward
For soon he was going to bite me
But Edward told me
That I could see Jacob whenever
Jacob took it wrong
And he thought I'd meant forever
So then Jacob took me
To a party with his friends
When we were there I listened
To the Quileute tribe's legends
It made me think about
The danger I'd soon be in
What with the Volturi and Victoria
My patience was wearing thin
I was getting anxious
About who I would soon be
Rosalie and Jasper wanted to help
So they told me their stories
I graduated thinking
I don't have much wait
Would it all work out
Or would it be too little too late
So Jacob and Edward
Learned to live with each other
Because all that'll happen
They can't be fighting one another
The newborns were coming
Planning to kill me
So the pack and the Cullens
Had to work together wholly
It was almost done now
Down to Edward and the leader
It all happened so fast
I don't know how he killed her
The Volturi came
And to let me be, I was shocked
Edward wouldn't let them hurt me
In his arms I was locked
Now the susunod horror
Something that I was dreading
I couldn't back out now
I had to plan for the wedding
When things calmed down
We went to Edward's special place
I wanted him and he wanted me
I could see it on his face
It was finally going to happen
But I stopped what he was doing
I sinabi that I would wait
And I permanently put on the ring
With graduation coming fast
But I knew with my luck
The perfection wouldn't last
Things were intense
Edward and Jacob started fighting
Jacob hated Edward
For soon he was going to bite me
But Edward told me
That I could see Jacob whenever
Jacob took it wrong
And he thought I'd meant forever
So then Jacob took me
To a party with his friends
When we were there I listened
To the Quileute tribe's legends
It made me think about
The danger I'd soon be in
What with the Volturi and Victoria
My patience was wearing thin
I was getting anxious
About who I would soon be
Rosalie and Jasper wanted to help
So they told me their stories
I graduated thinking
I don't have much wait
Would it all work out
Or would it be too little too late
So Jacob and Edward
Learned to live with each other
Because all that'll happen
They can't be fighting one another
The newborns were coming
Planning to kill me
So the pack and the Cullens
Had to work together wholly
It was almost done now
Down to Edward and the leader
It all happened so fast
I don't know how he killed her
The Volturi came
And to let me be, I was shocked
Edward wouldn't let them hurt me
In his arms I was locked
Now the susunod horror
Something that I was dreading
I couldn't back out now
I had to plan for the wedding
When things calmed down
We went to Edward's special place
I wanted him and he wanted me
I could see it on his face
It was finally going to happen
But I stopped what he was doing
I sinabi that I would wait
And I permanently put on the ring
Bella
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the puso with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the puso with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutos every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutos every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Kind of how i picture Heavenly
Jacob vs Edward
Thanks for reading!
