Heyy guys, so I've got madami awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga books or movies!
* Can I just say before you read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between Bampira and mga asong lobo is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can you have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy madala ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all pag-ibig a puwang heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer sinabi that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think you know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in books are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the mga lobo to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
You think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in pag-ibig with a 110 taon old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward or Team Jacob... Or Team Gimme Both?
ilipat over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten sa pamamagitan ng _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to kama early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the books but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the pelikula ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN you can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When you taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to halik me I wouldn’t manuntok him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On segundo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on you then he’ll outlive you. Which is why you get Edward to fall in pag-ibig with you and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole pagtatalo about who’s hotter, Edward or Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, Bampira are cold and mga asong lobo are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer sinabi it herself ;)
Hope you enjoyed them ;) They'll be madami to come I assure you!
If you haven't read the first ones I posted then go onto my artikulo and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and comment if you liked ;)
Thank you so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
* Can I just say before you read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between Bampira and mga asong lobo is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can you have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy madala ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all pag-ibig a puwang heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer sinabi that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think you know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in books are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the mga lobo to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
You think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in pag-ibig with a 110 taon old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward or Team Jacob... Or Team Gimme Both?
ilipat over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten sa pamamagitan ng _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to kama early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the books but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the pelikula ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN you can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When you taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to halik me I wouldn’t manuntok him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On segundo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on you then he’ll outlive you. Which is why you get Edward to fall in pag-ibig with you and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole pagtatalo about who’s hotter, Edward or Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, Bampira are cold and mga asong lobo are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer sinabi it herself ;)
Hope you enjoyed them ;) They'll be madami to come I assure you!
If you haven't read the first ones I posted then go onto my artikulo and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and comment if you liked ;)
Thank you so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie sinabi Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” sa pamamagitan ng The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie sinabi Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” sa pamamagitan ng The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
Hello Everyone! I'm bringing another story that I'm Pagsulat called Bedroom Confessions! I'm posting the link, hoping you will take a look at it. This story is for mature audiences only as it contains violence and murder. 9 chapters & 487 reviews!
Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If you like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it!
Link---> link
Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If you like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it!
Link---> link
With Eclipse on the horizon it would be fun to share our paborito Eclipse quotes. mga panipi should be left as comments and with a page number so we can all see them in context. So what is your paborito line in Eclipse?
I pag-ibig it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."
I pag-ibig it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."