This artikulo is not an opinion, fan-fiction, list,review, or guide. This is.....
A TRAGEDY.
Ooooookay. I CANNOT BELIEVE how many stupid PEOPLE joined this club. (Well, a small part of the members are Twilight fans wanted to give you guys a matunog na halik in the face.... Which I cheer on!) But all you guys do is insult Twilight. Have you guys actually read the books or seen the movies? I THINK NOT!
Author's Note: Hey, you guys sinabi it doesn't matter what team you're on, so on behalf of Twilight Fans, I'm Pagsulat this artikulo to guess who... YOU!
TIP FOR BOYS:
If you're a boy, and you don't like Twilight, basically, you're an idiot right now, becuase ladies like men (well, in this case it's boys), who they can relate to. And guess what is the most popular topic right now in lots of countries sa pamamagitan ng the ages of 11-18 of girls... YEP... TWILIGHT! Yeah... You're welcome for telling you this little tip.
I know I can't tell you what TO like and what NOT TO like. But... In this case.. It's strongly suggested that you DO like Twilight.
And I don't care what you call me: a bitch, slut whore, hoe, skank... 'Cause you can't hurt me with meaningless words that were invented sa pamamagitan ng people who had NOTHING better to do than make them up and call PEOPLE THEM.
And do you guys know what you’re missing? No... I didn't think so. You guys judge everything sa pamamagitan ng its cover don't you? Yeah... I thought so.
Did you guys even see Twilight? Or New Moon? Because I'm pretty sure you're making assumptions of what you thought OR wanted it to be.
susunod time you decide to make a group about something you hate... and sure it's something you KNOW is bad. Not something that made 37 million dollars? 'Kay?
~MrsJonasLautner
~# tagahanga to Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black in TWILIGHT) and the Jonas Brothers.
~Go Twilight!
A TRAGEDY.
Ooooookay. I CANNOT BELIEVE how many stupid PEOPLE joined this club. (Well, a small part of the members are Twilight fans wanted to give you guys a matunog na halik in the face.... Which I cheer on!) But all you guys do is insult Twilight. Have you guys actually read the books or seen the movies? I THINK NOT!
Author's Note: Hey, you guys sinabi it doesn't matter what team you're on, so on behalf of Twilight Fans, I'm Pagsulat this artikulo to guess who... YOU!
TIP FOR BOYS:
If you're a boy, and you don't like Twilight, basically, you're an idiot right now, becuase ladies like men (well, in this case it's boys), who they can relate to. And guess what is the most popular topic right now in lots of countries sa pamamagitan ng the ages of 11-18 of girls... YEP... TWILIGHT! Yeah... You're welcome for telling you this little tip.
I know I can't tell you what TO like and what NOT TO like. But... In this case.. It's strongly suggested that you DO like Twilight.
And I don't care what you call me: a bitch, slut whore, hoe, skank... 'Cause you can't hurt me with meaningless words that were invented sa pamamagitan ng people who had NOTHING better to do than make them up and call PEOPLE THEM.
And do you guys know what you’re missing? No... I didn't think so. You guys judge everything sa pamamagitan ng its cover don't you? Yeah... I thought so.
Did you guys even see Twilight? Or New Moon? Because I'm pretty sure you're making assumptions of what you thought OR wanted it to be.
susunod time you decide to make a group about something you hate... and sure it's something you KNOW is bad. Not something that made 37 million dollars? 'Kay?
~MrsJonasLautner
~# tagahanga to Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black in TWILIGHT) and the Jonas Brothers.
~Go Twilight!
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” sa pamamagitan ng the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” sa pamamagitan ng Madonna.
Source: link
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” sa pamamagitan ng Madonna.
Source: link