Hello, My Name Is: Death
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"Oh." I repeated, and she nodded.
"We need to train, train, train, pronto!" She said, and started off for the lounge room that was full of everyone playing games and having fun.
"Great." I said. "Another war."
"No. Not another one. The last fight was a battle, this is the war." Jerek put an around me, and my eyes flicked to Tabra who was looking at us.
"Are you okay, Tabra?" I asked him.
"Just fine." He answered, and looked at Jerek, then down at his hands.
"Well..." I sinabi under my breath. "Crap."
"Let's talk strategy?" Tabra asked.
"Yes!" I jumped to my feet, and felt Jerek's arm fall off of me.
"Alright, let's go." Jerek said, and lead the way to his room so we could talk in private.
When we got to the lounge, we saw Shropee in front of everyone, talking about the latest news.
"...And we will fight them to the death. I know this brings back memories of the battle with Haus, and I'm sorry for what happened there, but we have to face this evil for the last time. Not only will we not lose. We will win. Are you up for it?"
Everyone nodded and sinabi their yes's, but one of our men stood up.
"No. Not only will we lose, we will die. I've seen what they are like, they...they are...nothing like we've faced before. Absolutely. Nothing. We will die before we try, and you know why?"
"Why?" I asked, and he turned to face me.
"Because the Oracle says so." He smiled, and I felt that he was right.
We would lose. We would die.
And yet I wasn't scared.
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SEVEN]
"Oh." I repeated, and she nodded.
"We need to train, train, train, pronto!" She said, and started off for the lounge room that was full of everyone playing games and having fun.
"Great." I said. "Another war."
"No. Not another one. The last fight was a battle, this is the war." Jerek put an around me, and my eyes flicked to Tabra who was looking at us.
"Are you okay, Tabra?" I asked him.
"Just fine." He answered, and looked at Jerek, then down at his hands.
"Well..." I sinabi under my breath. "Crap."
"Let's talk strategy?" Tabra asked.
"Yes!" I jumped to my feet, and felt Jerek's arm fall off of me.
"Alright, let's go." Jerek said, and lead the way to his room so we could talk in private.
When we got to the lounge, we saw Shropee in front of everyone, talking about the latest news.
"...And we will fight them to the death. I know this brings back memories of the battle with Haus, and I'm sorry for what happened there, but we have to face this evil for the last time. Not only will we not lose. We will win. Are you up for it?"
Everyone nodded and sinabi their yes's, but one of our men stood up.
"No. Not only will we lose, we will die. I've seen what they are like, they...they are...nothing like we've faced before. Absolutely. Nothing. We will die before we try, and you know why?"
"Why?" I asked, and he turned to face me.
"Because the Oracle says so." He smiled, and I felt that he was right.
We would lose. We would die.
And yet I wasn't scared.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a puwang heater.
8. Tell him that Aso make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you pag-ibig him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
Source: link
9. Call him a puwang heater.
8. Tell him that Aso make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you pag-ibig him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
Source: link