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I was just thinking about Twilight-as always, and well I'm a little stuck, and I need your help.

So Vampires, Blood-Suckers, Leeches, whatever you wanna call 'em, they're amazing, right? But then again they have their faults: they have a thirst that water won't solve, they have to keep moving around so they don't attract attention etc etc.
But then I thought about this one, I was answering a pick about Rosalie (good pick btw teNaxx, there's a pagpaparangal coming your way) and I kinda voiced my opinion about her ipinapakita everyone that being a vampire isn't that great. At the time I was thinking about her...

here is my twilight pantasiya life......
it is SERIOUS fantasy, its also SUPER long(I am NOT exaggerating so if you are doing something important, you should wait to read this some other time), some of the parts of the story are not in relation to twilight at all, while others are, so if i get something different than the book, its probably on purpose, and I’m not wrong, I’m just making stuff up!
also it is in a first-person story-thingy so if you get lost, sorry! AND it is my first story-thingy(haha) so dont sue me if its THAT bad. just tell me where i can improve! COMMENT PLEAZ!

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