I had a dream... that gamers everywhere would realize that all consoles are equal (except the Wii, jk) and that separate consoles and exclusives mean nothing separately, but it only matters as a whole- gamers must unite into one almighty community and learn that just because you buy one console doesn't mean you must go on a campaign of comments saying that the PS3 has better exclusives than the 360 or that the 360 has a madami refined online experience than the Wii or that the Wii's motion sensing controls are better than the PS3's. I don't see why we must fight, it would be wonderful to be able to own a PS3 and then have a topic like this with a 360 owner:
PS3: uy man, what good 360 exclusives are coming out this year?
360: None, but I hear you Sony guys are having a good time playing Uncharted, LBP, Warhawk, Heavenly Sword, Killzone 2, and soon to come inFamous, God of War 3, and M.A.G.!
PS3: Very true, but you guys are still having plenty of fun blowing each other's heads off in Halo 3, Gears of War 1 & 2, and Left 4 Dead! Plus you have Dead Rising!
360: Haha, yeah, we guys pag-ibig super gory M rated games, and these games have made history, but so has your whole console. You also have Home, but even though that's a pretty mediocre app, it's still in beta.
PS3: Gee, I've come to realize: The PS3 and Wii online are free, but the 360 online has a fee, and the PS3 community is coming close to being as big as the 360 community. I'm glad our online isn't as bad as the Wii's.
Both: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Wii: uy guys, what's happening? Did you hear that Super Wii Bowling 3 and Mario Bros: Mafia Wars just came out? I'm telling you, this is gonna be a bright taon for the Wii!
360 and PS3: >.>
PS3: Uh, cool man, we were just talking about how good both of our consoles are as well.
Wii: Can I sumali in?
360: Only if you start giving all the PS3 ports of original 360 games lower scores in your reviews like the moronic critics on IGN!
PS3: *Bashes the 360 tagahanga over the head with a Blu-Ray disc!*
Wii: Will do!
PS3: So, Wii, what stuff do you have on your console?
Wii: Well, first of all, you can create funny looking little bearded awatara dudes and make them walk in a parade, you can play the worst console port ever made, Dead Rising: Chop 'Til You Drop, you can paghahanap desperately for an exclusive that gets higher than an 8, and lots, lots more!
PS3: But the PS3 controller has motion-sensing too. And y'know what, Blu-Ray won the format wars, and Y'KNOW WHAT, NOW MICROSOFT GETS TO USE BLU-RAY TOO!!! I AM SO SICK OF IT!!!!! *presses little red button on a remote and nukes Bill Gates*
...yeah, wouldn't that be wonderful? This is the kind of stuff the gaming world needs.
(Please note that everything in this artikulo except the first paragraph was meant to be entertaining, and I am not bashing any single console or company at all, just poking fun at fanboys. Nothing here is meant to offend anybody. Thanks!)
PS3: uy man, what good 360 exclusives are coming out this year?
360: None, but I hear you Sony guys are having a good time playing Uncharted, LBP, Warhawk, Heavenly Sword, Killzone 2, and soon to come inFamous, God of War 3, and M.A.G.!
PS3: Very true, but you guys are still having plenty of fun blowing each other's heads off in Halo 3, Gears of War 1 & 2, and Left 4 Dead! Plus you have Dead Rising!
360: Haha, yeah, we guys pag-ibig super gory M rated games, and these games have made history, but so has your whole console. You also have Home, but even though that's a pretty mediocre app, it's still in beta.
PS3: Gee, I've come to realize: The PS3 and Wii online are free, but the 360 online has a fee, and the PS3 community is coming close to being as big as the 360 community. I'm glad our online isn't as bad as the Wii's.
Both: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Wii: uy guys, what's happening? Did you hear that Super Wii Bowling 3 and Mario Bros: Mafia Wars just came out? I'm telling you, this is gonna be a bright taon for the Wii!
360 and PS3: >.>
PS3: Uh, cool man, we were just talking about how good both of our consoles are as well.
Wii: Can I sumali in?
360: Only if you start giving all the PS3 ports of original 360 games lower scores in your reviews like the moronic critics on IGN!
PS3: *Bashes the 360 tagahanga over the head with a Blu-Ray disc!*
Wii: Will do!
PS3: So, Wii, what stuff do you have on your console?
Wii: Well, first of all, you can create funny looking little bearded awatara dudes and make them walk in a parade, you can play the worst console port ever made, Dead Rising: Chop 'Til You Drop, you can paghahanap desperately for an exclusive that gets higher than an 8, and lots, lots more!
PS3: But the PS3 controller has motion-sensing too. And y'know what, Blu-Ray won the format wars, and Y'KNOW WHAT, NOW MICROSOFT GETS TO USE BLU-RAY TOO!!! I AM SO SICK OF IT!!!!! *presses little red button on a remote and nukes Bill Gates*
...yeah, wouldn't that be wonderful? This is the kind of stuff the gaming world needs.
(Please note that everything in this artikulo except the first paragraph was meant to be entertaining, and I am not bashing any single console or company at all, just poking fun at fanboys. Nothing here is meant to offend anybody. Thanks!)
