melons on facade

1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.


3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the taon 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a pader caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for you – your parents were wrong.


6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced sa pamamagitan ng hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...

1. If you face in a certain direction so that there are a lot of people, objects, shiny surfaces, and/or you can see really far, time may slow down and your vision will become choppy.

2. Sometimes if you go somewhere you’re “not supposed to be” you may fall through the ground and find yourself falling through a void, with the world as you know it rapidly disappearing into the distance above.

3. Turtles and mushrooms can kill you just sa pamamagitan ng touching you anywhere other than the bottom of your feet.

4. While on a petsa with a girl, just barely brushing a pedestrian with your car accidentally will...