They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n nerdy?
Look at me I'm white n nerdy!
I wanna roll with
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
I'm just too white n nerdy
Really really white n nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills,I'm a champion at DND
MC Escher,that's my paborito MC
Keep your 40,I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my tuktok 8 spaces
Yo,I know Pi out to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper,I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer rap I haven't run
At Pacal well I'm number 1
Do Vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my paborito theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia iksamen you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
They see me roll on,my Segway
I know in my puso the think I'm
White n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n nerdy?
Look at me I'm white n nerdy!
I'd like to roll with
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
I'm just too white n nerdy
How'd I get so white n nerdy?
I've been browsing,inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket,I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my mga kaibigan need some code who do they call?
I do HTML do for them all
Even make a homepage for my dog
Yo,I got myself a fanny pack
They were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop!hope no one sees me get freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than maasim cream
I was in AV club and Glee club
And even the chess team!
Only tanong I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend at the Renanaissance Faire
I got my name on my underwear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n nerdy
Just because I'm white n nerdy
Just because I'm white n nerdy
All because I'm white n nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n nerdy!
I wanna bowl with
The gangsters
But oh well it's obvious I'm
White n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
I'm just too white n nerdy
Look at me I'm white n nerdy!
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n nerdy?
Look at me I'm white n nerdy!
I wanna roll with
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
I'm just too white n nerdy
Really really white n nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills,I'm a champion at DND
MC Escher,that's my paborito MC
Keep your 40,I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my tuktok 8 spaces
Yo,I know Pi out to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper,I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer rap I haven't run
At Pacal well I'm number 1
Do Vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my paborito theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia iksamen you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
They see me roll on,my Segway
I know in my puso the think I'm
White n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n nerdy?
Look at me I'm white n nerdy!
I'd like to roll with
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
I'm just too white n nerdy
How'd I get so white n nerdy?
I've been browsing,inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket,I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my mga kaibigan need some code who do they call?
I do HTML do for them all
Even make a homepage for my dog
Yo,I got myself a fanny pack
They were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop!hope no one sees me get freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than maasim cream
I was in AV club and Glee club
And even the chess team!
Only tanong I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend at the Renanaissance Faire
I got my name on my underwear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n nerdy
Just because I'm white n nerdy
Just because I'm white n nerdy
All because I'm white n nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n nerdy!
I wanna bowl with
The gangsters
But oh well it's obvious I'm
White n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
I'm just too white n nerdy
Look at me I'm white n nerdy!
Once there was this kid who took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back,he had cane marks all over his bottom
He sinabi that it was from when the warden whacked so hard
Mmm mmm mmm mmm,mmm mmm mmm mmm
(whip sound)Ahh
Once there was this girl who swore that one araw she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it,she saw some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to club her in the knee cap
Mmm mmm mmm mmm,mmm mmm mmm mmm
(whack sound)Ahh
Mmm mmm mmm mmm,mmm mmm mmm mmm
They got paid for their sound bites
And sold their TV movie rights
And then,there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener
And when he finally came to,he found that Mr.Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it,it's always just been there
Mmm mmm mmm mmm,mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm,mmm mmm mmm mmm
And when he finally came back,he had cane marks all over his bottom
He sinabi that it was from when the warden whacked so hard
Mmm mmm mmm mmm,mmm mmm mmm mmm
(whip sound)Ahh
Once there was this girl who swore that one araw she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it,she saw some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to club her in the knee cap
Mmm mmm mmm mmm,mmm mmm mmm mmm
(whack sound)Ahh
Mmm mmm mmm mmm,mmm mmm mmm mmm
They got paid for their sound bites
And sold their TV movie rights
And then,there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener
And when he finally came to,he found that Mr.Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it,it's always just been there
Mmm mmm mmm mmm,mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm,mmm mmm mmm mmm