walang tiyak na layunin (mostly Harry Potter)

Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either.

Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog. Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test Aso is pregnant. It gives birth and they bring one of the tuta tahanan for their daughter.

To their shock, the tuta they brought tahanan starts to...

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a araw are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. Th
ey agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked...