Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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when i first read twilight, i loved it. i loved all of the books. the first mocie was good but i dont like the others at all (this is my opinion, sorry if you dont agree). i even wished people were madami like the characters in the books.

the important thing to remember is that these books are meant for entertainment. do not take ideas or payo from this book. you dont realize it, but at least 2 types of abuse happen in this book. edward is considered controlling and a stalker. jake is considered a sexual abuser and a petaphile. bella is considered a klutz, idiot, and a needy person. these books were written to tell a story of unconventioal pag-ibig and the obstacles along the way. if you look at any book you will find something wrong (abuse, drugs), but people focus on this book because of it's popularity. most of the young adult books i read have one or madami of the same things, but that is not important because my books arent as famous. no book is perfect. unless you can write a book that everyone on the whole entire planet likes, i dont feel like you have a right to judge. if you feel like you can do better, go for it. i tried and failed in the same week (day). you can look at any movie and see much worse. the main thing is do not get caught up in it. if somebody sneeks into your house to watch you sleep, you should probably call the police. if somebody kisses you against your will, go ahead and manuntok them. it is okay to like the books. just dont go looking for stuff to be wrong, and dont go stalk people or force your self on them because it happened in a book.
I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but madami often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would Bampira go to high school?”, or “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, or can be logically theorized. These are usually followed sa pamamagitan ng “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, or “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, or my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if you don't mind the lulz.
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Bella could have gotten over Edward in New Moon and even had a real relationship with Jacob in time, but she wouldn't let herself. She felt that moving on would diminish or discredit her twu wuv with Edward and the pain she felt after he left. She wants to believe she can't get over it because she wants to believe that what they had was extraordinary, not like any other teenage romance. She wants to believe no one else in the world can relate to what she's going through. She was alone because she...
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*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete mga asong lobo have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...
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I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about or have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable or hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see fans feeling left out, singled out or wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...
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i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's paborito cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are you doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of paborito books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are you destroying my books?" he asked sternly...
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role mga model ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape or form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in pag-ibig with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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I felt a compelling need to write this artikulo because recently I have found myself madami constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much madami awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give you all the evidence you will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight tagahanga trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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 OMG she totally estola that mansanas from Adam and Eve!!!
OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...
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1:57-2:44 Have I sinabi how much I pag-ibig this man?
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Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...
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Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long nakaraan and I noticed this one tanong I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" or something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the madami kamakailan ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid tanong to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just alisin this question, because I posted it a taon nakaraan and don't even recall the reasons why it was...
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hi this is my first rant ever hope you like it

im a twilight tagahanga but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when you first read the book you have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in pag-ibig with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if you concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters you will realize the truth about bella that is

1)...
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Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob madami so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased sa pamamagitan ng crazed tagahanga girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...
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