*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*
1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete mga asong lobo have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise, and when they ask you why you want it, tell them that you're planning a camping trip and you need the perfect substitute for firewood.
5) Tell them you know what happens in the end of Midnight Sun. When they ask you what happens, say that Jasper, Jacob, and Edward finally come out of the closet.
6) Find a website that talks about stalking wife-beaters and post a picture of Edward in it, then ipakita it to a fangirl.
7) Call Jacob a pedophile in front of fangirls.
8) Call Alice a carjacker
9) Send Stephenie Meyer a page of Twilight fangirls attacking someone who doesn't like Twilight through email and convince her to stop Pagsulat the books..
10) Tell them that Renesmee is a true freak of nature
11) Go to the Twilight spot and post hundreds of pics of Dracula, Lestat, and the Wolfman and make the pamagat "REAL VAMPIRES" and "REAL WEREWOLVES"
12) ipakita them this list
If you don't like these, please be respectful when you criticize them.....
1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
link
2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete mga asong lobo have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise, and when they ask you why you want it, tell them that you're planning a camping trip and you need the perfect substitute for firewood.
5) Tell them you know what happens in the end of Midnight Sun. When they ask you what happens, say that Jasper, Jacob, and Edward finally come out of the closet.
6) Find a website that talks about stalking wife-beaters and post a picture of Edward in it, then ipakita it to a fangirl.
7) Call Jacob a pedophile in front of fangirls.
8) Call Alice a carjacker
9) Send Stephenie Meyer a page of Twilight fangirls attacking someone who doesn't like Twilight through email and convince her to stop Pagsulat the books..
10) Tell them that Renesmee is a true freak of nature
11) Go to the Twilight spot and post hundreds of pics of Dracula, Lestat, and the Wolfman and make the pamagat "REAL VAMPIRES" and "REAL WEREWOLVES"
12) ipakita them this list
If you don't like these, please be respectful when you criticize them.....
