Here are my tuktok Kurt mga panipi from Season 1:

10. Mercedes: "Have you ever kissed anybody?"
Kurt: "Yes. If sa pamamagitan ng somebody you mean the tender crook of my elbow". (Acafellas)

9. "Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy". (The Rhodes Not Taken)

8. "My body is like a ram tsokolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise". (Preggers)

7. Will: "What do you guys say when you answer the phone?"
Mercedes: "What up?"
Artie: "Who 'dis be?"
Kurt: "No, she's dead. This is her son". (Hell-O)

6. "Mr. Schue, Rachel is one of us. We're the only ones who humliliate her". (Funk)

5. Tina: "My balls keep falling off".
Kurt: "I've been there". (Theatricality)

4. "Rachel manages to dress like a toddler and a grandmother at the same time". (Hairography)

3. Will: "Okay, no, no. It's not the song, you guys just need to get into it".
Kurt: "No, it's the song. It's really gay". (Showmance)

2. "Hello. I am Kurt Hummel, and I will be auditioning for the role of kicker". (Preggers)

1. "One day, you'll all work for me". (Showmance)

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