Here are my tuktok Kurt mga panipi from Season 1:
10. Mercedes: "Have you ever kissed anybody?"
Kurt: "Yes. If sa pamamagitan ng somebody you mean the tender crook of my elbow". (Acafellas)
9. "Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy". (The Rhodes Not Taken)
8. "My body is like a ram tsokolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise". (Preggers)
7. Will: "What do you guys say when you answer the phone?"
Mercedes: "What up?"
Artie: "Who 'dis be?"
Kurt: "No, she's dead. This is her son". (Hell-O)
6. "Mr. Schue, Rachel is one of us. We're the only ones who humliliate her". (Funk)
5. Tina: "My balls keep falling off".
Kurt: "I've been there". (Theatricality)
4. "Rachel manages to dress like a toddler and a grandmother at the same time". (Hairography)
3. Will: "Okay, no, no. It's not the song, you guys just need to get into it".
Kurt: "No, it's the song. It's really gay". (Showmance)
2. "Hello. I am Kurt Hummel, and I will be auditioning for the role of kicker". (Preggers)
1. "One day, you'll all work for me". (Showmance)
Any comments? If you have something to add or change, put your comment in the comment box below. And thanks for reading.
10. Mercedes: "Have you ever kissed anybody?"
Kurt: "Yes. If sa pamamagitan ng somebody you mean the tender crook of my elbow". (Acafellas)
9. "Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy". (The Rhodes Not Taken)
8. "My body is like a ram tsokolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise". (Preggers)
7. Will: "What do you guys say when you answer the phone?"
Mercedes: "What up?"
Artie: "Who 'dis be?"
Kurt: "No, she's dead. This is her son". (Hell-O)
6. "Mr. Schue, Rachel is one of us. We're the only ones who humliliate her". (Funk)
5. Tina: "My balls keep falling off".
Kurt: "I've been there". (Theatricality)
4. "Rachel manages to dress like a toddler and a grandmother at the same time". (Hairography)
3. Will: "Okay, no, no. It's not the song, you guys just need to get into it".
Kurt: "No, it's the song. It's really gay". (Showmance)
2. "Hello. I am Kurt Hummel, and I will be auditioning for the role of kicker". (Preggers)
1. "One day, you'll all work for me". (Showmance)
Any comments? If you have something to add or change, put your comment in the comment box below. And thanks for reading.
Living easy
Loving free
Season ticket for a one way ride
Asking nothing
Leave me be
Taken everything in my stride
Don't need reason
Don't need rhyme
Ain't nothin' I would rather do
Going down
sa pamamagitan ng the time
My mga kaibigan are gonna be there too, eh
I'm on a highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
No stop signs
Speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel
Gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me 'round
uy Satan
Paid my dues
Playin' in a rockin' band
uy momma
Look at me
I'm on my way to the Promised Land, wooh
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Mmm, don't stop me
Eh,Eh,Eh
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to
Hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
And I'm goin' down,all the waa-ay-aay, wohh
M-on the highway to hell
Loving free
Season ticket for a one way ride
Asking nothing
Leave me be
Taken everything in my stride
Don't need reason
Don't need rhyme
Ain't nothin' I would rather do
Going down
sa pamamagitan ng the time
My mga kaibigan are gonna be there too, eh
I'm on a highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
No stop signs
Speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel
Gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me 'round
uy Satan
Paid my dues
Playin' in a rockin' band
uy momma
Look at me
I'm on my way to the Promised Land, wooh
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Mmm, don't stop me
Eh,Eh,Eh
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to
Hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
And I'm goin' down,all the waa-ay-aay, wohh
M-on the highway to hell