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Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: uy Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the tumawid eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do you ask?

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Derpy: Yeah.. sa pamamagitan ng the way would you watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out one of the windows*

Saten: Find.. Someone else.. *groans*

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Rainbow: Yeah. Well.. Least I never got my name and voice changed.

Derpy: *gasps* You swore you'd never speak of that!

Rainbow: Sure. Whatever you say, Ditzy..

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Derpy: Ahh., here we are at last.. Grand Gollaping Galla.. It's so beauitfu- *bangs into someone*

Aqua: *rudely* Hey. Watch where your going lady.

Derpy: Don't have to be mea-

Aqua: *rudely* Just leave me alone! *leaves*

Derpy: *eyes narrow*

Derpy: *Sudden happiness* This place just gets better and better.

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Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.

Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.

Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That you so my lovely cousin a little repect.

Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.

Saten: fuck you man.. This is your last warning.

Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.

Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for you sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)

Derpy: Much better..

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Derpy: (anxiously pacing) Oh.. What if they find us!? I'm too cute for jail!

Saten: Relax.. Go tahanan and put marihuwana into some of your muffins.

Derpy: That's just it.. That's usually how I would handle this type of situation. But.. I'm just too frightened.

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Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.

CUTAWAY:

Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!

END CUTAWAY:

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Stallion: Hey. Can you idiots keep it down!

Saten: Hey. No need for that.

Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.

Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give you a final chance to apologize for that remark.

Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violently punched in the face, but surprisingly sa pamamagitan ng Derpy instead of Saten).

Stallion: You aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).

Derpy: Wimp!

Saten: Wow... I am so proud of you wait now.

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Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.

Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.

Saten: ... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME! (they both laugh, and high five).

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Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.

Saten: She's.. Beauitful.

Derpy: Really? Not really something I'd look twice at. (looks at AJ again), No wait, never mind..

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Everyone was enjoying the party except Saten who didn't come as he was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of him and mad at AppleJack for upsetting him, tricked the western parang buriko into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.

AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?

Derpy: Oh you know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.

AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?

Derpy: ... Raisins.

AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!

Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your gonna be hungry.. A LOT
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After Stylo gave his testimony, it was Gordon's turn to speak in court.

Judge: Now, tell us exactly what happened on the morning of February 20, 1954.
Gordon: I was telling everypony what to do.

Cheyenne Trainstation

February 20, 1954

Gordon: Okay, get to work now!
Jeff: We're fixing the tracks as fast as we can.
Gordon: Well it's not fast enough.
Hawkeye: Gordon, I just brought a freight in from Denver.
Gordon: Well take it back to Denver.
Hawkeye: I can't believe this! You're giving us too much work! I won't stand for it.
Gordon: And what are you going to do about it?
Hawkeye: I'm gonna beat you...
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