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Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: uy Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the tumawid eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do you ask?

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Derpy: Yeah.. sa pamamagitan ng the way would you watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out one of the windows*

Saten: Find.. Someone else.. *groans*

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Rainbow: Yeah. Well.. Least I never got my name and voice changed.

Derpy: *gasps* You swore you'd never speak of that!

Rainbow: Sure. Whatever you say, Ditzy..

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Derpy: Ahh., here we are at last.. Grand Gollaping Galla.. It's so beauitfu- *bangs into someone*

Aqua: *rudely* Hey. Watch where your going lady.

Derpy: Don't have to be mea-

Aqua: *rudely* Just leave me alone! *leaves*

Derpy: *eyes narrow*

Derpy: *Sudden happiness* This place just gets better and better.

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Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.

Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.

Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That you so my lovely cousin a little repect.

Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.

Saten: fuck you man.. This is your last warning.

Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.

Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for you sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)

Derpy: Much better..

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Derpy: (anxiously pacing) Oh.. What if they find us!? I'm too cute for jail!

Saten: Relax.. Go tahanan and put marihuwana into some of your muffins.

Derpy: That's just it.. That's usually how I would handle this type of situation. But.. I'm just too frightened.

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Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.

CUTAWAY:

Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!

END CUTAWAY:

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Stallion: Hey. Can you idiots keep it down!

Saten: Hey. No need for that.

Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.

Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give you a final chance to apologize for that remark.

Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violently punched in the face, but surprisingly sa pamamagitan ng Derpy instead of Saten).

Stallion: You aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).

Derpy: Wimp!

Saten: Wow... I am so proud of you wait now.

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Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.

Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.

Saten: ... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME! (they both laugh, and high five).

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Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.

Saten: She's.. Beauitful.

Derpy: Really? Not really something I'd look twice at. (looks at AJ again), No wait, never mind..

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Everyone was enjoying the party except Saten who didn't come as he was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of him and mad at AppleJack for upsetting him, tricked the western parang buriko into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.

AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?

Derpy: Oh you know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.

AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?

Derpy: ... Raisins.

AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!

Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your gonna be hungry.. A LOT
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.

Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.

Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a asong babae would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*

Our furnace started to break down again. sa pamamagitan ng the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the araw was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty minutos until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward you with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If you shoot S.C....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, the train station
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Wilson: *Driving a passenger, and stops at the station*
Ponies: *Getting out of train*
Nicole: *Walks out of train, and goes to Pete's office*
Pete: *Opens his door* Welcome back Nicole.
Nicole: Thank you.
Pete: Now as you're probably aware, this section of the Union Pacific is crawling with gangsters. They try to derail the trains in order to get either money from passengers, or things they really want from freight trains. You've got to be careful, and remember, there's a shotgun under...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
punungkahoy ng mepl looked out at the mesa and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" punungkahoy ng mepl asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. punungkahoy ng mepl looked where Gummy was, right sa pamamagitan ng her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" punungkahoy ng mepl asked. She looked around and then the kusina caught on fire. punungkahoy ng mepl gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. Or at least, for Maple.
added by bluefire700
Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are mga kaibigan live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I sinabi last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick asno with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...
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posted by SpiritTheCat
Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied puso on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking kendi goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. sa pamamagitan ng the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need you to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train susunod to Nikki's train*
Worker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nancy
Nancy
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 72: Work Before Pleasure
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic bahaghari as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic bahaghari as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain...
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(This is the segundo time, the series will have a breakout character.. this time the character will be MASTER SWORD).

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't you remember when I first met him.

CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a taon or two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner of this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought you were the...
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 Hawkeye, and Stylo's passenger train is to the right
Hawkeye, and Stylo's passenger train is to the right
Song: link

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
7:30 AM

Narrator: It was a nice morning in Cheyenne. Snowflake was telling everypony what to do in the trainyard. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for passengers to get aboard their train. Gordon was.... *Stops music, and looks at Gordon's house* Sleeping?! Gordon, get up! You overslept!
Gordon: What the fuck are you talking about?
Narrator: It's past 7 AM. You're supposed to be working!
Gordon: Well, that's what I get for listening to Elvis Presley all night last night. I stayed up until midnight. *Gets out of house, and teleports to trainstation* I made...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE dayami IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat


Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)



Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see nagyelo for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. You can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a classic car ipakita in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting sa pamamagitan ng his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting sa pamamagitan ng his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, or you will be killed sa pamamagitan ng a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have you been? You almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan:...
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Music Monday!
Today, we're going to share what, if we did, songs would be on our playlist! I'll share mine first.
1. Simpsons Theme
2. Gracie Films Theme Extended
3. bahaghari Rocks
4. Better than Ever
5. Battle of the Bands
6. Under our Spell
7. Tricks up my Sleeve
8. Welcome to the Show
9. Shine like Rainbows
10. AwkwardMarina's I like Ponies
11. AwkwardMarina's How to become a Brony Musician
12. Popipo - Hatsune Miku
13. My Little CanCan
14. Night of Nights - Touhou
15. Bad Apple!!! - Touhou
16. Bad Harmony
17. U.N Owen was Her? - Flandre Scarlet's Theme - Touhou
18. Fighting is Magic - Twilight Sparkle's Theme...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a parang buriko named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to applejack because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Halloween is getting close. To celebrate for this occasion, I'd like to share two MLP fanfictions to read that are related to Halloween, and scary things in general.

Pinkie's Ghost: link

When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, bahaghari Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at bahaghari Dash, and it proves to be very successful.

The Nightmare Before Christmas: link

Created sa pamamagitan ng me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.

Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 New logo for P.O.T.R
New logo for P.O.T.R
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Episode 69: Jinxed
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Canterlot High School, in the parang buriko world, not that Equestria Girls crap.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do you think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if you noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*...
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