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Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: uy Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the tumawid eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do you ask?

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Derpy: Yeah.. sa pamamagitan ng the way would you watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out one of the windows*

Saten: Find.. Someone else.. *groans*

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Rainbow: Yeah. Well.. Least I never got my name and voice changed.

Derpy: *gasps* You swore you'd never speak of that!

Rainbow: Sure. Whatever you say, Ditzy..

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Derpy: Ahh., here we are at last.. Grand Gollaping Galla.. It's so beauitfu- *bangs into someone*

Aqua: *rudely* Hey. Watch where your going lady.

Derpy: Don't have to be mea-

Aqua: *rudely* Just leave me alone! *leaves*

Derpy: *eyes narrow*

Derpy: *Sudden happiness* This place just gets better and better.

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Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.

Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.

Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That you so my lovely cousin a little repect.

Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.

Saten: fuck you man.. This is your last warning.

Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.

Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for you sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)

Derpy: Much better..

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Derpy: (anxiously pacing) Oh.. What if they find us!? I'm too cute for jail!

Saten: Relax.. Go tahanan and put marihuwana into some of your muffins.

Derpy: That's just it.. That's usually how I would handle this type of situation. But.. I'm just too frightened.

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Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.

CUTAWAY:

Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!

END CUTAWAY:

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Stallion: Hey. Can you idiots keep it down!

Saten: Hey. No need for that.

Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.

Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give you a final chance to apologize for that remark.

Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violently punched in the face, but surprisingly sa pamamagitan ng Derpy instead of Saten).

Stallion: You aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).

Derpy: Wimp!

Saten: Wow... I am so proud of you wait now.

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Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.

Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.

Saten: ... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME! (they both laugh, and high five).

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Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.

Saten: She's.. Beauitful.

Derpy: Really? Not really something I'd look twice at. (looks at AJ again), No wait, never mind..

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Everyone was enjoying the party except Saten who didn't come as he was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of him and mad at AppleJack for upsetting him, tricked the western parang buriko into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.

AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?

Derpy: Oh you know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.

AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?

Derpy: ... Raisins.

AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!

Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your gonna be hungry.. A LOT
posted by Seanthehedgehog
A picture of the new character

Astrel Sky: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze:...
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posted by mariofan14
This isn't parang buriko related, but I think I should tell you people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, madami commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.

It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 67: All Aboard For Manehattan
Date: January 21, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming's train station
Time: 6:58...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 12, 1957
Loaction: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo, and Metal Gloss were to work in Oatland, which was right sa pamamagitan ng San Franciscolt. They were driving across The baya Bridge in one of the UP's supply trucks.

Stylo: All this time we've been here, and we haven't seen Alcatraz.
Metal Gloss: Why would you want to go there? You're not a criminal.
Stylo: Or am I? Not really, but I think it would be cool to see it, and visit the cons.
Metal Gloss: What about the pros?
Stylo: *Continues driving*

By the time they got to the trainyard in Oatland, a parang buriko was waiting for them.

Supervisor: You Stylo, and...
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AFTER THE EVENTS OF EPISODE 1


Everyone was enjoying the party. But Saten wasn't there, as was still depressed from AJ having dumped him. And Derpy, being very protective of her cousin and mad at AppleJack for hurting him, got back at applejack when she tricked the western parang buriko into having one of Derpy's 'special' muffins.
AJ: (eating it quickly) this is delicious. What's in it?
Derpy: Oh you know. Dough. Blueberries.. Bit of pot.
AJ: (nervously) What was that last part!?
Derpy: ... Raisins.
AJ: THAT'S NOT WHAT YA SAID!!
Derpy: Whatever. Just be glad this is a party for that new girl. Because your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 James, and his mga kaibigan
James, and his friends
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 65

Adventures In San Franciscolt

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming. The school.

Jeff has a son...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One araw at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking sa pamamagitan ng the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are mga kaibigan live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are you called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then you would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom:...
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So... you came to hear of Pleiades, I presume? Well, here's some of her background information and status quo. She, at one time was a regular pegasus filly of Camargue, expected to die one. Just some good n- Get back here you sticky foal! (sigh) Don't worry. She's still alive. Ooh! A mist cloud! Pleiades has the story for you!
Pleiades Stardust was born in Camargue... well, you shouldn't have every detail. She started flying at two or three months and ever since she was a yearling she skimmed the waves of Camargue. Every morning. No matter what. A cold? Eeyup. Big cut on wing? Eeyup. Winters...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake baybayin Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have you worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have you ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, you are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, or evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, or send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered sa pamamagitan ng steam....
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful araw in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering madami ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: You really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot you in the arm! Why aren't you bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful araw in Equestria. bahaghari Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks you two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if you get it on you, you can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised you didn't wear that farming outfit you made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's engine for the work train
Nikki's engine for the work train
When Nikki, and Michael got to the station, they saw engine 2467 coupled up to a work train.

Worker: uy Nikki, welcome back.
Nikki: Thanks.
Michael: Get going you two.
Worker: Okay. Get in the engine Nikki. I got her warmed up for you.
Nikki: I hope so, because it's cold. *Climbs into engine*
Workers: *Getting into train*
Nikki: *Waiting to go*
Worker 52: All aboard.
Nikki: *Drives train*
Worker 34: Okay, the tunnel is about 12 miles away. It'll take us a while to get there, so sit back, and relax.
Nikki: *Driving train* How nice, and smooth the tracks feel. I gotta thank Ryan susunod time I see...
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