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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The susunod morning, bahaghari Dash woke up when she saw the others sitting at a table, looking at a map.

bahaghari Dash: Morning everypony. What's going on?
Pierce: Applejack, and Rarity have decided to help us kill The ginto Gunslinger.
Applejack: In exchange, they're going to help us kill Flam, so that we can return to 2016.
bahaghari Dash: Okay. What's the plan?
Pierce: Town hall is right susunod to the train station. We saw some of The ginto Gunslinger's cronies pagkarga up some wagons at Town Hall. My guess is that they're going to bring those wagons to the station, and whatever is on those wagons will be loaded onto a train.
Harry: And that's the part I don't understand. What are they doing?
Pierce: They must be planning something that they don't want us to know about.

Flam was with Tom, and Jebediah. They were still looking for those two stallions.

Flam: So, can you two tell me about those stallions your boss wants us to find?
Tom: The both of them are earth ponies.
Jebediah: I ended up getting their picture once. I was supposed to get a picture of The ginto Gunslinger, but he saw two ponies leaving the town, and told me to get a picture of them.
Flam: So you know what they look like. What are their names?
Tom: Pierce Hawkins, and Harry Calahan.

Once again, they could not find the stallions, and ended up going back to Town Hall. Meanwhile, a train was being loaded up with the guns, ammo, and explosives from yesterday.

Oddjob: *Loading a freight car with the guns, ammo, and explosives*
Pedro: You need to go faster! You need to hurry up!
T.G.G: What do you mean you three couldn't find him?
Jebediah: We're not playing around boss. We walked for two miles, and we didn't see him, or anypony.
Tom: They may have gone east for all we know.
T.G.G: I've been ruling this town with an iron hoof since 1868. I've been making a lot of laws that would make it difficult to live in this town, and I pag-ibig it. Only problem is, those two ponies left, because they didn't want to put up with me. Well they will once we find them. They will! Pierce Hawkins, and Harry Calahan will be mine! Okay, now that my small rant is over, you three can find an engine to pull our train into Sacramento.
Tom: Yes sir.
Flam: Did you say injun? As in Indian? I didn't know they were strong enough to pull trains.
T.G.G: I sinabi engine, as in railway engine. Get to work.
Flam: Yes sir.

2 B Continued
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Source: Hasbro
posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the segundo i ilathala it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful araw in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a walang tiyak na layunin gay thought suddenly popped up in her kulay-rosas head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of mga kaibigan is gay", Pinkie said...
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added by zanhar1
Source: zoe-product
I was watching some Yo Mama bidyo on YouTube before I started Pagsulat this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope you guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a araw for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought bahaghari Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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Source: sazuko
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Source: pintrest (if anyone knows the exact artist, let me know)
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Source: aquila sadiqua zeba
#5: Anthropology sa pamamagitan ng JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's listahan of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never pagbaba it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE kulay-rosas TEMPTATION sa pamamagitan ng CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S bahaghari DASH sa pamamagitan ng MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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added by triq267
Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this ipakita down with the evil asong babae reyna Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that reyna Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if you liked the season finale of season 6 or not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better mga kaibigan with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that Cupcakes has some of the greastest tagahanga bidyo and tagahanga sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD YOU HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL YOU SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS YOU TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY OR WHATEVER YOUR parang buriko NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did you spend it all serbesa again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that araw came and went after you gave yourself...
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I thought I would have madami ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have madami annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my mga kaibigan want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro segundos after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are madami or less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his mga kaibigan in their paborito tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose sando and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of pag-ibig had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired sa pamamagitan ng The pag-ibig in the Night sa pamamagitan ng Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, you heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if you don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank you for pagbaba and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her kastilyo in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of pag-ibig craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt
posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once you wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and Nawawala everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported sa pamamagitan ng EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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