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'Well what are you gawking at butler?! Go upstairs and fetch the pagkain what do you expect me to live on hope?!' yelled Richard, the butler nodded and ran upstairs. 'By the way, your spa appointments for the filthy mammals is in 10 minutes, have a nice day, otter,' sinabi Richard, his fishy breath in Marlene's face. 'Aye sir,' coughed Marlene. Richard then walked down a hallway and headed to a door. 'If you can kindly follow me,' sinabi Richard. Then, after following him down the hall, he opened the door to a large mesa filled with food, Maurice, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, and Mort then ran to the mesa and threw each other out of the way to eat. 'NO!!! NEÍN!! QUÉ NO!!!' yelled Richard, 'We don't rudely get here to eat the pagkain like.............animals...' Skipper then gave a big slap to both Rico and Kowalski. 'I'm sorry about their behaviour your majesty, please forgive me,' sinabi Skipper, kneeling at Richard's feet. 'Okay, but please don't grabbel in fear at my prescence, it makes you all look pathetic,' sinabi Richard, helping Skipper up onto a chair. Private leaned over and whispered to Skipper. 'I don't like this fellow very much, he's ungrateful, and fierce,' whispered Private.
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'Don't worry too much, as long as we don't piss him off okay?' suggested Skipper. He looked over and saw a female ibong dagat head to Richard and whisper. Skipper then got in his flirty mood. 'Helloooo.... Who's this Richard?' asked Skipper. 'That's my wife Kat,' sinabi Richard. Then Skipper felt guilty and stopped smiling, he blushed. 'My mistake sir,' sinabi Skipper. Kat giggled at Richard, but she frowned at Skipper. 'Uh, Skipper, you should ask if the girl is dating or married before you ask her out,' sinabi Kowalski, sitting in a seat. Julien also noticed Kat but ignored her because she was a ibong dagat also. Richard then made a gesture to a servant. 'Alright filthy mammals, you can go to the spa now to get cleaned up, follow Lily please,' sinabi Richard. Lily frowned at Marlene and headed to another room, not to be seen ever again until later. Private then grabbed a cup of tsaa from the table. 'I mean, let's just have jokes now, like, ooh!! The British are so stupid, they try to claim all this land just to lose it, what a waste ain't it?' asked Richard, then Private tried his best not to crush his teacup. 'Or maybe you sir, you look so, old school in that uniform,' sinabi Julien. Skipper tried to make Julien shut up but he continued. 'And you have the most stupid look on your face when you're mad at someone,' continued Julien. 'Go on, tell me how stupid the richest being in the world is,' growled Richard. 'And your wife is really retarded too,' sinabi Julien.
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Richard then held Kat back when she tried to shoot at Julien with her gun, after several attempts, she gave up and cried. 'Calm down love, you can't kill a guest, even though he or she is a total assclown, and Julien, you don't talk to a man's wife like that, you can go to the spa like your other friends, or have a swordfight with me later!!' yelled Richard, holding Kat closely and stroking her head. 'Look what you did Julien!! Now you angered the leader of our birthcountry!! That wasn't funny!!' yelled Private. Guards soon grabbed Julien, and threw him into the spa room. Lily came back and sat susunod to Skipper, smiling. 'Missed me Skippy?' asked Lily. 'Yeah, I kinda did, and we're all fine right now,' sinabi Skipper. Rico then barfed up a radio with pag-ibig music and Skipper blushed. 'You wanna grab a dance Skippy?' asked Lily, holding Skipper's flippers. He nodded and danced with Lily. 'Ahhh, the youngest of loves, warms me up a lot really,' sinabi Richard, smiling and rocking back and forth on his chair. 'Does it warm you up enough to forgive Julien or accept the mammals?' asked Kowalski. 'Not really, I'm still gonna kill Julien for insulting me and my wife,' stated Richard. 'What's happening at the spa anyways Richard?' asked Private. 'They're having a good time I bet,' sinabi Richard.
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Marlene had sat in the bathtub, relaxing her muscles for hours. She only found one thing odd, first of all, she noticed she had already eaten 5 plates of pagkain ibingiay to her, secondly, the members at the spa were always quick with their actions. 'This is kinda suspicious, how come I've been here for too long? It's freaking me out!!' yelled Marlene. She then sank her head in the water and tried to look for an exit, she found only one door, but it was tightly locked, so she gave up and decided to sink into the water until she felt better. 'What the heck's gonna happen to me if I stay any longer?!' yelled Marlene, then she passed out in fear. Julien fared better, since he had no suspicion at all, he relaxed like there was no araw tomorow, as did Mort and Maurice. 'This is relaxing right your highness?' asked Maurice. 'Of course it is silly, the staff is so quick with everything they do here,' sinabi Julien. They all sighed in relaxation, except Mort, who dropped a shampoo bottle in the bathtub, and on his head. 'Ouchies!!' yelled Mort in irritation.
posted by BrightLight92
"Skipper... Before we are going to the Hoboken... Can we be giving them a proper burial?" Skipper looked sadly at the lemur, who was hugging his tail in comfort.

"Sure, Ringtail," The ibong dagat slid back through the dark tunnel without another word.

"Wait! Aren't I suppose to be helping?"

"You can help sa pamamagitan ng digging the graves!" The distant voice of the leader echoed through the tunnel.

"Oh... Okay then!" Julien looked at the ground and started digging. He knew he'd get tired soon. He was never one for physical work.

Julien coughed and dusted himself off as he has 5 formidable holes dug. His whole body...
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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski:  Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are you a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: You can.

Kowalski: Yay! I pag-ibig lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then you can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh* 
Chapter 9

Skipper raised his sword and shield up, the odds were against him, but he had the power of his mother sa pamamagitan ng his side. Blowhole controlled his monster with his mind, with just a simple thought he could make it do anything he wanted. Blowhole controlled his monster to use its claws to crush Skipper like a bug. Skipper jumped up before being sandwiched sa pamamagitan ng the huge bat claws, but didn't notice one of the claws that came up to strike him down. While Skipper was down, Blowhole put his claws together and started to make a laser and shot at Skipper. Skipper turned himself into mist before he...
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posted by peacebaby7
Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice raced through the jungle, following the sound of the weeping. The sound grew slightly louder the closer they got. They finally stopped when they realized that they heard the weeping coming from behind them. "Alex! How could we have missed him? Mort! Where are you?!" Maurice sinabi as they turned around & began walking in the other direction. "I am here!" They heard Mort cry, but they still did not see him. "Mort! Where are you!? We still can't see you!" Maurice yelled. "I am in this hole & I can't get out!"

Alex & Maurice found where Mort was....
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User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! You may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?

User: You are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: uy that's what the Skipper ibong dagat tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien sinabi that you can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do you think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...
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Clock Tower: Take 1

*BONG*

Private: "OW! MY EARHOLES!" *clenches side of head & falls off clock tower*

Director: "Private! I told you it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What!?"

Director: "I sinabi I told you it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What do shrouds have to do with this?!"

Director: "NO! LOUD!"

Private: "What's loud?!"

Director: "The clock tower! I told you to come prepared!"

Private: "THERE'S A madala ON THE CLOCK TOWER?!"

Director: *slaps forehead*

Clock Tower: Take 2

*BONG*

*penguins are shown on the clock tower & jumping off*

Skipper/Private/Rico: *land...
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posted by Skiparah
(Skipper's Autobiography)

You might find it hard to believe if I came right out and
told you the place I know the most about is the place I
hate madami than any other. It's not the land itself. I guess
it's not the people either. I once let my hatred for them
get too far out of hand. Now that I think about it I find
that the people were only peices of the puzzle. It's
not the people or the land that makes me dread it so
much. It's the memories.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Copenhagen, Denmark wasn't a terrible looking place.
I just knew deep down I didn't fit in there. I didn't
belong there. There are a few good memories...
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posted by peacebaby7
The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded sa pamamagitan ng humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will you be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...
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The morning arrived, sweeping petite white flakes to the snowy tundra. I peak out from under the sheets of snow and I rush into my parents' room as rapidly as my legs can take me. The kama is half vacant, my mother lays asleep sa pamamagitan ng herself.
I climb my way up, grasping the covers. With all the strength I can muster up, I get on tuktok of her shoulder. I start poking her cheek to wake her up.
"Momma, wake up!" I yell, pagganap as an alarm clock, but she continuously snores. I groan and tumawid my flippers across my chest.
In a matter of minutes, I lose all interest, and hop down it the bed. To my suprise...
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Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! You must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! YOU TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! You must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! YOU ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...
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New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't or anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be mga kaibigan than to own friends..."

RK: "What are you doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if you can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired sa pamamagitan ng peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the susunod scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, you have to halik each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: You heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop halik each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that kulay-rosas play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh you wanna dance, prom...
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posted by peacebaby7
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the ipakita you will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because you will watch the ipakita nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because you will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because you will be watching the ipakita with tape holding up your eyelids so you don't miss a thing


Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank you for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one or the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and mga hayop 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...
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posted by ricoiswsome
One araw in the central park zoo a new ibong dagat arrived in the ibong dagat habitat with a scar going down his right eye down to his left flipper but he hides a deadly secret. . .
Kowalski: We'll be invading Blowhole's base any questions?
Wolf: We're good.
Later that evening. . .
Kowalski: so did you leave any one behind in Colorado?
Wolf: No, did you?
Kowalski: yes, Dorris the dolphin
Later
Blowhole: welcome lobo my old friend *evil laugh*
Kowalski: Wait. . . how do you know Blowhole?
Wolf: We used to be allies but the last time I trusted him he gave me this scar.
Blowhole: Now to unleash my ibong dagat bomb,...
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posted by Metallica1147
Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one ibong dagat would disagree with you right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" sinabi Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what you may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...
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posted by legendary7
All the penguins stepped into the car garahe and loaded up. Rico sat in the front with Kowalski and the others were in the back, seperated sa pamamagitan ng luggage. A few minutos later, and they were on their way. None of them knew,that for some, that would be the last they ever saw of their beloved home.
The road was long and dim. Not only that, but it was treacherous and slick, as well. Up ahead a sign wrote: TURN LEFT but "left" was crossed out and under it spelled "right". Rico made the turn, but Kowalski disagreed with his desicion. "Rico, I am pretty sure you were supposed to make a left." Kowalski...
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posted by legendary7
As it got later Private's mind and thoughts changed with the sky of the outside and his sanity disappeared with the sun. On the outside he was serene and relaxed since Kowalski came to his rescue, but inside he wanted to end the suffering he kept putting himself through sa pamamagitan ng the echoing scream of Max that was stuck in his head. Once Kowalski fell asleep he crept toward the sleeping Rico, or at least Private thought he was sleeping.
Skipper limped all night licking his waterless beak for a pinch of liquid to quench his life-threatening thirst. His dehydration was the least of his troubles, through...
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