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A week nakaraan I made an artikulo of my 20 paborito animated heroines so I thought I'd make an artikulo for my 10 least paborito animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let you know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a comment on what you think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate her. I think she's just really useless! Also I have to say she's REALLY stupid! She really didn't know what a baby was? I mean come on, she was like at least 16-18 in human perspective at the time. Shouldn't she know what a baby was sa pamamagitan ng than? Also she really thought she could trust an alligator to help her get the muzel off? She actually put her head in his mouth? That's not being naive that's called being stupid! She wasn't lacking streetsmarts she was lacking common sense! Plus and I know this is debateable she actually had sex with someone she just met. I know that sounds weird but uy they faded out, they were asleep, and they have kids at the end of the movie; so it's kind of debateable. Plus I just think she's completely useless and has no spark of heroic! Why do most animal heroines always have to be so useless? However she wasn't higher because I loved that scene where she tells off Tramp, I was impressed but that's the only time I actually like her. However I pag-ibig her son, Scamp.

9.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for this but please save all your boos for the end of the article. First of all I did like her in the first half of the movie; she was cool, brave, and wasn't afraid to speak against injustice. However in the segundo half of the movie her character goes downhill. Also I wanna make it clear that she did know that Quasimodo had feelings for her; she kissed him on the cheek to get him to do what she wanted to obviously she must've known. This is one of the reasons I hate her; she manipulated a poor deformed man who always wanted a girl to pag-ibig him. The main reason I hate her is because of Frollo was looking for her and was killing and ruining the lives of millions of innocent people. While all this is happening she's hiding and just watching like a selfish coward. She's a hypocrite, she claims to be someone who stands up for what she believes in but in this situation she's just a spinless coward hiding. The Esmeralda in the first half of the movie would've turned herself in to save everyone or done something. It's like she has two completely different personalities. I really hate her when she kisses Pheobus right in front of Quasi. She knew he had feelings for her and could've at least waited until he was gone. She doesn't ipakita any concern for Quasimodo and just tells him to make sure nothing bad happens to her boyfriend. When Quasimodo and Pheobus come to warm her and the gypsies all she does is thank Pheobus. HELLO Quasimodo is the only one who had a map to the Court of Miracles, you might wanna thank him. I also wanna say that despite what people think, she's not heroic or badass. The only reason people think she's badass is because of the scene at the festival where she was avoiding the guards but other than that she doesn't do anything much. Also she doesn't save anyone(besides Pheobus like once), actually she's constantly always getting saved herself sa pamamagitan ng other people; Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, the citizens, and even her pet goat. SERIOUSLY? A STINKIN GOAT! I also just gotta say that I hate the hype over her looks, I don't even think she's pretty at all, I find her homely. I really hate that Quasimodo risks his life and everything all just for her and she still just goes with the good looking guy. What's that suppose to teach people? Oh well her lose, besides Quasimodo gets a girl in the sequel who's a MILLION times better and prettier than Esmeralda. She's not higher because I actually like her in the first half of the movie but I still hate her.

8.Faline(Bambi)

I hated her from the moment I saw her in the movie. She was just so ANNOYING! For one I hate how her young version just kept constantly giggling like an idiot! I hate animated girls that are like that, thankfully there aren't any that brainless in real life. I just really hate how she was completely useless in the movie! She's actually and unnecessary character and her only reason for existance is just to be Bambi's pag-ibig interest. I also don't believe she deserves someone as amazing as Bambi. She's just a bore! I can't believe she can't handle herself! I mean I know she has no antlers for protection but seriously she's not that useless! All she does in the movie is giggle constantly like an idiot, flirty with Bambi, act weak and useless, and constantly get into trouble. It's like the goes to use the bathroom and than suddenly she's in danger of being killed and needs someone to come and save her. I actually liked her in the sequel; she wasn't some idiot who constantly giggles, didn't always need someone to come and save her, and actually was sassy and charming. I suppose it's her lack of screentime that kept her from getting higher, since I had to suffer from the others longer.

7.Wendy(Peter Pan)

As many of you know I REALLY hate Wendy and find her to be completely spinless! Actually at the beginning of the movie I liked her and found her charming. However I started to hate her when she met Peter Pan, so it didn't exactly last long. She was so annoying how she wouldn't shut up! I mean come on doesn't this girl know how to shut u? Peter not all girls talk to much, just this one and some of the other girls on this list. I find her really stupid, like when Tinkerbell called her a big ugly girl and she was laughing than after like 5 minutos she realized she was being insulted. Seriously? It took her that long to realize she was being insulted? She really annoyed me how she couldn't even tell that Tinkerbell was trying to lose her. Plus she actually took pity on Tinkerbell after she tried to kill her. SERIOUSLY? NO ONE IS THAT NICE? She's such a mary-sue! I also found her really annoying how she got upset just because Peter and Tiger Lily were spending time together, YOU DON'T OWN HIM WENDY! She just never stands up to Peter. Also I like how she stood up to Hook but I hate how she doesn't try to fight like her daughter does. People say she can't because her brothers would be in danger, HELLO THEY ALREADY WERE! WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO LOSE? SHE JUST WALKS THE PLANK WITHOUT A FIGHT! STUPID GIRL! She really has nothing going for her besides her pretty face. I liked her in the sequel as a mom, she was actually charming, smart, and not annoying. She's not higher because the others are just(surprisingly) madami annoying.

6.Clara(The Nutcracker)

I have to say I saw the movie recently and I just couldn't stand her. There were parts of the movie but mostly I just found her really irritating. First of all I find her really bratty! It's not going to kill her to let her little brother play with the Nutcracker, plus if she wasn't busy whining she would've noticed that he broke the toy and could've stopped him. So she shouldn't just blame him, it's just a little boy, I hate it when older siblings treat younger siblings like that. What really annoys me is how completely useless she is in the movie. She just stands and watches her toys and the Nutcracker fight the mouse King and the other mice. HELLO, YOU'RE HUGE YOU COMPARED TO THEM! STEP ON THEM! KILL THEM! DO SOMETHING YOU IDIOT! Sure she does throw her shoe at the mouse King but only right when he was about to kill the Nutcracker, if she just killed the mouse King earlier they wouldn't be in that situation. Plus the mouse King threatens to hurt her kitten she just begs him not to and than gets on her knees saying "Oh Nutcrack, what should I do?" STEP ON THE mouse AND KILL HIM YOU IDIOT! SERIOUSLY? IS SHE THAT USELESS AND STUPID? Why is it they have to work so hard to make girls dainty little weaklings, they're not this dainty. Besides this isn't being dainty this is because a completely usless moron! Plus I have to say she's REALLY UGLY! At least Wendy stood up against the villian somewhat once and was actually pretty. She's not higher because there are parts where I find her charming.

5.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

I've actually only seen this movie once and that was enough for me to know how much I hate her! All she did was whine and mope around the palace, was rude to her servant, assumed things, and was a weak damsel in distress who just screamed. I mean she just whines about how sad the kingdom is, she could do something to help make the kingdom happy again, SHE'S THE STINKIN PRINCESS! Also she just treats her servant girl like garbage, the servant girl tries to be nice to her but no matter what she does she just acts rude to her. She also just assumes that the rat(whatever his name was) is bad and that he wanted to hurt her, just because a daga accidently killed her mother. She gets kidnapped sa pamamagitan ng rats! SHE SERIOUSLY COULDN'T EVEN RESCUE HERSELF FROM A MUNCH OF UGLY STUPID RATS? All she does is scream and wait for someone to come and save her, she's comepletely useless! I actually don't even find her pretty, she's BUTT UGLY! She has no charming moments! She's not higher because the others are even worse!

4.Cera(The Land Before Time)

Ever since I was a little boy I hated her, I always have and I always will! She was always just so annoying and full of herself. She would never admit that she was wrong, even when she was proven wrong she still wouldn't admit it! She's actually really racist, she believes all dinosaurs, except three-horns(triceratops), are inferior. She treats her friends, especially Littlefoot, like garbage. I hated her the most when she called Littlefoot's mother a "stupid old longneck", HELLO YOU SHE SAVED YOUR LIFE! You'd think she'd be madami greatful to her considering she died saving her life! She will never accept help from anyone and will take every oppurtunity she can just to ipakita off. Her and her dad are the only characters in the movie I actually hate! Despite what she thinks she's actually really stupid! She lacks common sense, she never thinks with her head, she just acts without thinking. Even when there's obviously a safer way she just goes with the madami dangerous way. She's rude to everyone she meets. This is really weird but when I was a little kid I actually thought she was a boy and Littlefoot was a girl, only as I got older I realized it was actually the other way around. She reason she's not in the tuktok 3 is because she does have a little bit of redemption in the end and in the sequel. I guess another reason is nostalgia, I grew-up with The Land Before Time 1-6.

3.Mrs. Calloway(Home On The Range)

I haven't seen this movie too many times but I really hate her and that stupid horse! She's just a boring stick in the mud! All she does it be negative about everything and is one of those cracky old neighbor ladies who are always mean to you and you hate. She's just HORRIBLE! I mean when the farm is going to be sold and Maggie has a plan to save it you'd think she'd at least consider it. No she just criticize it and only goes with Maggie and Grace because she thinks they won't last out there without her. She think thinks so high of herself that she doesn't think anyone is capable of doing anything without her. I hate how she thinks everything has to be her way of the high way, she thinks the only right way to do things is her way. LOOK HERE COW, YOUR WAY ISN'T THE ONLY WAY AND IF YOU WOULD TRY CONSIDERING SOMEONE ELSES IDEAS THAN MAYBE YOU'D REALIZE THAT SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY ARE JUST AS GOOD AS YOU! Despite how humble she think she is she's actually really arrogant, I'm surprised that hat of hers is big enough to fit that BIG FAT HEAD! I CAN'T STAND HER! She's not higher is because she does have a little big of somewhat redemption in the end. Plus my tuktok 2 are just insufferable!

2.May, Dawn, and Iris(All from Pokemon, the LAME version)

It's really hard to decide which one of these girls is the most annoying so I decided to just give all three the number 2 spot. These girls are what they tried to use to replace Misty, it was a complete and total failure! They're part of the reason the new Pokemon is AWFUL! All they ever do in the ipakita is whine, talk about how pretty they are, obsess over their appearence, act spoiled, get angry over the stupidest smallest things, act like complete idiots, never shut up, get into ridiculous fights with Jessie, overract to the smallest thing, get scared too easily, and always think about picking their pokemon for 5 minutos right in the middle of the battle. Examples are like with May it took her like almost 2 hours to get ready. WHAT DOES SHE THINK SHE'S GOING TO THE PROM? YOU'RE JUST TRAVELING IN THE WOODS STUPID! Plus how she was actually thinking about what pokemon to pick right in the middle of the match, HELLO YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO DO THAT BEFORE THE BATTLE! I found her really annoying how she always got into a fight with Jessie over who's wumple was better. SHE'S THE BAD GUY, YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO FIGHT HER NOT ARGUE WITH HER STUPID GIRL! Plus they totally copied Misty's family owning a gym and promising never to come back until she's a pokemon master. With Dawn she constantly obsessed over her looks, especially her hair. I mean it's like she worships her hair like it was god or something. She also obsesses over her outfits, basically anything that has to do with her looks she's obsessing over it. Plus when she first left on her journey she actually tried to bring 7 bags of luggage! SERIOUSLY? YOU'RE GOING ON A JOURNEY NOT A HOTEL/SPA YOU IDIOT! Plus they couldn't even find an original way for May and Dawn to meet Ash and Pikachu; they just repeated Misty's bike being electrocuted. With Iris she just never SHUTS UP! Seriously, she's even madami annoying than Wendy. She's overracts to every single little detail! I was so happy when Pikachu finally electrocuted her. All three of these girls are just super annoying and complete idiots! All they ever do is whine over little things like a much of big babies. They're completely useless and are just damsels in distress. They don't do justice to Misty AT ALL; she was useful, didn't constantly obsess over her looks, got angry but not over stupid stuff, didn't constantly whine, was smart, and was no damsel in distress. These girls are just a bunch of whiny, annoying, useless, weak, damsels in distress bimbos! These girls are part of the reason Pokemon is ruining my childhood. The only females on the ipakita that are worse are Misty's sisters. May and Dawn really have nothing going on for them besides their pretty faces, Iris is just cute; at least they're appearence helps somewhat with their HORRIBLE personalities. I've only watched two episodes of Pokemon with Iris in them and that was madami than enough, I watched most of the first season with Dawn in it and it was awful, I watched almost all the episodes with May in them; the only reason for that was I kep hoping Misty would come back, which she did but she didn't stay. I was happy when May left but sad when Dawn joined because that meant Misty was never coming back. THEY RUINED EVERYTHING! The only reason these girls aren't number 1 is because there's actually one heroine who is actually madami irritating than them.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and the Goblin)

I saw her movie once and that was madami than enough! First of all her movie is INSUFFERABLE! I HATE THE MOVIE SO MUCH! I JUST WANTED TO PULL ALL OF MY HAIR OUT! If you haven't seen the movie than I'm jealous of how lucky you are! NEVER SEE IT! IT'S REALLY THAT AWFUL! Anyway time to talk about her, just like the entire movie, she's INTOLERABLE! First I'll say something nice about her, she's kind of pretty, that's it. She's just so whiny and all she does is whine. Plus out of all heroines she's the most useless and stupid! Whenever she sees a goblin all she does is just scream than lay on the ground crying. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE YOU STUPID IDOT! She's always just walking herself into danger. Plus she's really stupid! She couldn't figure out that she just had to ilipat a munch of rocks to get threw, it's not exactly that hard. Plus the fact that all people have to do to stop goblins and make them leave them alone is just to sing AND SHE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT! She's had several chances to just sing to save herself but she's so stupid she can't even do it! SING YOU IDIOT! She could've saved her life several times and all she had to do is SING! Plus she's the most weakest damsel in distress EVER! She makes Wendy and Bella sisne look like Mulan. She is always having to get saved. She even almost gets herself killed just from tripping. She even almost has herself a heroic moment but she messes it up, she actually ends up having to get saved AGAIN! This girl has been in trouble and needing saving like a thousand time. She's the worst of all animated heroines!
Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel isda and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel isda could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a paghahanap as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a tanong since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight tagahanga on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. You can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a comment to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the tanong had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a manuntok in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutos early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read tanong aloud, pagtatalo your sagot with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children pag-awit in a row, then you sneeze and you fall down. Did you ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - you used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how you knew you had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - you know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal paborito of mine) or a madami scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell you a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe you can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when you apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up sa pamamagitan ng pag-awit tabing-dagat Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny or not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would you like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh you gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: You gonna tell me my fortune or what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell you your fortune?


Random guy: YOU sinabi YOU WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have you been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and cookies don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow walang tiyak na layunin fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform you that a certain new fanpoper with the username of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a tanong saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a pagtitip. saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now you will not be able to find these two contributions why you ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if you want proof that she sinabi this check out this forum
link
Now you may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have ibingiay us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We pag-ibig to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very bravo generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my mga kaibigan but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I pag-ibig the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your puso beat
Is my paborito lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my tahanan though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with you even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to ilipat on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down bangka in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other araw we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, you know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once madami at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure sa pamamagitan ng now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo you can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to sumali F.S. you must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. tsaa is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand susunod to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't you even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, you need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with mga kaibigan then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror pelikula coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help you survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where you are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do you like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do you like ponies?

User: Yes. But, mga kabayong may sungay are better.

Cleverbot: mga kabayong may sungay aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: You sinabi mga kabayong may sungay aren't real. :( I thought you were my friend....
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that you were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes you can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One araw you'll ask me, "which is madami important to you, me or your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing you are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your pag-ibig does NOT work for that person,...
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