DEMENTED POEMS
mga rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mga rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mga rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And ipakita me your tits
mga rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you pag-ibig it up the shitter
mga rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mga rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mga rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mga rosas are shit
Violets are crap
ipakita me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mga rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And lunok it down
mga rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
mga rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mga rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mga rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And ipakita me your tits
mga rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you pag-ibig it up the shitter
mga rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mga rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mga rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mga rosas are shit
Violets are crap
ipakita me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mga rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And lunok it down
mga rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
I pag-ibig this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a ipakita that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.
Anyway I pag-ibig this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I pag-ibig the characters. It's interesting and funny, I pag-ibig that its not a typical Disney comedy and I pag-ibig that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can alisin the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused sa pamamagitan ng Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a puso attack; his puso lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)