1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2.Blow your nose and offer to ipakita the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!
4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your lalagyan or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
9.Offer name pananda to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open sa pamamagitan ng themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14.Censored sa pamamagitan ng your son.
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occassionally.
21.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing Mary had a little tupa while continually pushing buttons.
25.Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a palamigan that says human head on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and ilipat to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say Ding! at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sanwits and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a madami suitable host body.
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48.Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49.Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.
50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!
50 Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.
51 Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
Announce to the person stood susunod to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do you think will happen?"
53) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes
53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"
55) Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to sumali you in afternoon tea
56) Break wind and blame it on the person susunod to you
57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
58) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"
59) Have sex with your imaginary friend
60) Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you
61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"
62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back tahanan in Estonia
63) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!"
64) Perform a striptease
65) Act surprised when it starts to ilipat and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"
66) Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever
67) Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.
68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of mansanas juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"
69) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.
70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"
71) Suggest to the other passengers that you all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor
72)Paint the walls of the lift.
73) On entering, ask the passengers "Will you be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no.
74) Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"
75) Get back to nature - go in naked
76) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"
77) Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor"
78) Serve tsaa and coffee
79) Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont
80) Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.
81) Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too
82) Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right
83) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
84) Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50
85) Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse"
86) Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if you are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency
87) Yodel
88) Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"
89) Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.
90) Ask the others "Do you mind if I do my eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.
91) Try breakdancing
92) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person susunod to you "you lookin' at me?"
93) Challenge the guy stood susunod to you to a "thumb war".
94) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
95) Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do you wanna try this one?"
96) Dress up in a long, black balabal with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."
97) Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die you bastard, die DIIEEE!"
98) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
99) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
100) Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
101) Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.
102) Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.
103) Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologise, then 5 segundos later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.
104) Strip naked and ask if 'your' (not my) bum looks big in this dress.
105) Release cockroaches and rats or doves.
106) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
107) Point a apoy extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.
108) Blast out some heavy metal music (Rammstein or Disturbed oughtta do the trick) sing along, while headbanging.
109) Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are you trying to say i cant do my job?!'
110) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
I found this online :P
2.Blow your nose and offer to ipakita the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!
4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your lalagyan or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
9.Offer name pananda to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open sa pamamagitan ng themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14.Censored sa pamamagitan ng your son.
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20.Meow occassionally.
21.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing Mary had a little tupa while continually pushing buttons.
25.Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a palamigan that says human head on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and ilipat to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say Ding! at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sanwits and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a madami suitable host body.
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48.Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49.Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.
50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!
50 Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.
51 Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
Announce to the person stood susunod to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do you think will happen?"
53) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes
53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"
55) Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to sumali you in afternoon tea
56) Break wind and blame it on the person susunod to you
57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
58) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"
59) Have sex with your imaginary friend
60) Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you
61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"
62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back tahanan in Estonia
63) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!"
64) Perform a striptease
65) Act surprised when it starts to ilipat and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"
66) Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever
67) Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it.
68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of mansanas juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"
69) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.
70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"
71) Suggest to the other passengers that you all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor
72)Paint the walls of the lift.
73) On entering, ask the passengers "Will you be my fwiend?". Burst into tears if they say no.
74) Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"
75) Get back to nature - go in naked
76) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"
77) Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor"
78) Serve tsaa and coffee
79) Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont
80) Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.
81) Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too
82) Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right
83) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
84) Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50
85) Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse"
86) Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if you are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency
87) Yodel
88) Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"
89) Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.
90) Ask the others "Do you mind if I do my eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.
91) Try breakdancing
92) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person susunod to you "you lookin' at me?"
93) Challenge the guy stood susunod to you to a "thumb war".
94) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
95) Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do you wanna try this one?"
96) Dress up in a long, black balabal with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."
97) Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die you bastard, die DIIEEE!"
98) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
99) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
100) Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
101) Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.
102) Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.
103) Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologise, then 5 segundos later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.
104) Strip naked and ask if 'your' (not my) bum looks big in this dress.
105) Release cockroaches and rats or doves.
106) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
107) Point a apoy extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.
108) Blast out some heavy metal music (Rammstein or Disturbed oughtta do the trick) sing along, while headbanging.
109) Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit,"are you trying to say i cant do my job?!'
110) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
I found this online :P
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard or a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako mga sirena does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
You can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic or inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for pagbaba this artikulo and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard or a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako mga sirena does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
You can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic or inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for pagbaba this artikulo and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
Let's do this.
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the kalye from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
You could also make a friend and maybe you have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right sa pamamagitan ng you,if not at least you still see them or talk to them. :)
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the kalye from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
You could also make a friend and maybe you have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right sa pamamagitan ng you,if not at least you still see them or talk to them. :)
Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the pagganap is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when pagbaba the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most popular girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck sa pamamagitan ng cyber bullying.
And you know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now you know why I was effected so strongly sa pamamagitan ng this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the pagganap is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when pagbaba the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most popular girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck sa pamamagitan ng cyber bullying.
And you know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now you know why I was effected so strongly sa pamamagitan ng this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
uy Guys this is Rkofan22 aka Michael Lui
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs sa pamamagitan ng tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also pag-ibig to be haters and they also hacked my Facebook
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs sa pamamagitan ng tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also pag-ibig to be haters and they also hacked my Facebook
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
"Break Your Heart"
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I pag-ibig and leave you
They call me puso breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If you fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear you apart
Told you from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad lobo I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If you fall for me I'm only gonna tear you apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I pag-ibig and leave you
They call me puso breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If you fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear you apart
Told you from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad lobo I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If you fall for me I'm only gonna tear you apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
This poem is absolutely beautiful.
