I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether or not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, segundo of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if you worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell you to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your paborito song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow walang tiyak na layunin people off and tell them what to buy every minuto or so. If you get in trouble, say you were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your kwelyo and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

1. Take someone's shopping kariton and switch the items with stuff from the person susunod to them's kariton
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. ilipat "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ....He brings tahanan a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When you are dating..... A Single kama for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married ....A King size kama feels like an army cot.

When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, Fanpop friends. These are some walang tiyak na layunin bits of trivia about me.

* I think anime is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My paborito holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My paborito actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My paborito actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been Pagsulat regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with Pagsulat romantic stories.

* I'm not a tagahanga of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My paborito film genres include animation,...

Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie pamagat made sa pamamagitan ng fighting game fans for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....

So, I had a sudden wave of motivation to write this after watching a Simpsons episode of all things. Though, this is actually based on an episode of The Twilight Zone, dubbed as "Time Enough at Last."

It's my personal paborito episode of the show, starring our main character Henry Bemis as his miserable life changes from what it used to be.

No other context will be ibingiay here, as I want others to try and piece it all together...Or just interpret the poem their own way, that's always fun.

I hope you all enjoy, as I worked quite hard on it!



Timber after sapling, the atmosphere stays the same.
The...

#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. You really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him madami in pelikula like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....

I hear Trump is president now.. No wonder comedy centre was roasting him.. So.. The one thing I learned from the Roast is that if your looking for a Donald Trump joke.. Pick one of these

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Snoop Dogg: Now he's talking about running for President. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he kicked a black family out of their house.


Seth MacFarlane: sa pamamagitan ng the way, Donald, it's pronounced "huge," not "eyuge". Also, it's pronounced "I am fucking delusional," not "I am running for President."


Jeffrey Ross: And now you’re going to run for...

This artikulo is about honoring Clay Martin Croker, better known as C. Martin Croker.

In 2016 the very talented C. Martin Croker died. Most people don't know who he is so here's a summary of his impressive career:

In the 1990's C. Martin Croker started his t.v. career on puwang Ghost Coast to Coast. C. Martin Croker was 1 of the animators. He's 1 of the show's 2 main voice actors. The ipakita had 3 main characters: puwang Ghost, Zorak, and Molar. George Lowe voiced puwang Ghost and C. Martin Croker voiced Zorak and Moltar. C. Martin Croker also voiced Zorak in Cartoon Planet and The Brak Show.

In the...

Over decades and decades and decades...and madami decades, literature has produced so many kinds of villains, I thought I'd pick out a few types I commonly see and explain them. Some of these kind of go hand in hand. "Yo zanhar, there's a site called TV Tropes for this!" Shhhh, it's okay Imma type anyways just to defy you. (Am I a villain yet?)

The Pure Evil

As implied these guys are the ones who are evil through and through. No sympathetic background, no redeeming qualities, hell this person or being doesn't even think he/she is doing the right thing. In fact depending on the villain, he/she knows...

DO IT!!! JUST....DO IT!

Don't let others stop you from your dreams. Don't ever give up reaching your dreams . Don't never EVER give up! JUST...DO IT!
Don't be afraid to climb higher than others In the mountain. Don't be afraid to be yourself. JUST...DO IT! Be yourself and stand up for what you believe. Express yourself. Don't become a faker. Don't follow others and try to be like them because if you do....you will be giving less respect and lose confidence. If You Like Anime, Books , A Certain Artist, or whatever....love it because its you and your opinion. Don't make others change you and stop...

Chapter 2

it was the susunod day. Flippy decided to go to the bookstore. What harm could he do there? all they had there were books. As he was walking there he noticed that people weren't staring at him or pagganap nervous. He even walked strait sa pamamagitan ng a cop and they did nothing. Everybody had already forgotten. When Flippy entered the bookstore he was thankful at how peaceful it was. Nothing to flip him out. Flippy sighed with relief and sat down. He looked around and noticed much madami people there. Sniffles was pagbaba a book about science right susunod to him and petunia was pagbaba about gardening....

Legacy of flippy

It was late at night, Flippy and the other puno mga kaibigan were at a party thrown sa pamamagitan ng Disco Bear. Disco madala was trying to impress girls, and like always he was failing miserably. Nutty was eating all the sweets. Everything was going well until Mime started ipinapakita off with the balloons. He was trying to make tons of things with tons of balloons and they all popped, making a huge noise which sounded like a gunshot which made Flippy go insane. He dropped to the floor and stood back up with yellow eyes. At first, nobody seemed worried. Then Flippy pulled out his kutsilyo and ambushed...

Me and Henry were running to the puno house.I got out my phone and dialed nine-one-one.
"Nine-one-one what's you emergency?"A lady said.
"Hello.Me and my mga kaibigan found a woman in the forest,she looks like she was stabbed!God,please help!Please!"I begged.
"Okay ma'am.Where did you find her?"The lady asked.
"In the forest susunod to Flint Road!"I answered.
"Is someone with her?"She asked.
"Yes,my friend,Sarah.Oh God,when are they coming?"I asked as a I heard a moan.
"They're coming right away!Honey,go find your friend and the lady and wait in the forest,we're coming Hun."She sinabi in a sweet voice.
"Okay,Come...

He was staring at a wall, madami like me but I was invisible, or I thought I was. "*sigh* What is he doing?" being a common idiot I spoke too loud, hopefully he didn't hear me, but im hardly ever lucky so- "Ahhhh! wha- what was that?" he was franticly running around like he heard a ghost. "please shut up!" this startled the crap out of him so he tripped over the T.V. I didn't know what to do, he was going to call somebody. So I left a note, and walked out. "huh, what's this" he picked up the note and read it aloud, "'dear, weird yet understndable reader I am saying sorry for scaring the crap...