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posted by lloonny
-Last night I lay in kama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-The only reason people get Nawawala in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.


-The road to success is always under construction.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist sinabi something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Guys, I just want to say. I am so so glad that I've discovered fanpop. I've met some amazing people, I've read some inspiring things, and through fanpop I've gained confidence, and I've realized that I'm not alone in this world, there are other people going through what I go through. I've discovered reasons to back up what I believed before, which has made me believe them even more. I've had some amusing conversations, I've learnt things that I had no idea I didn't know, and I just want to say thanks. Thanks for being here when no one else was. I've been able to talk open-mindedly, gain support...
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posted by kitkat709477
Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When you break a girls puso she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for you today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted sa pamamagitan ng the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate mga hayop that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became mga kaibigan with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a tuta at the time.

You would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two mga hayop connected from the first moment. Now the two mga hayop are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
posted by justinbieberfw
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the kariton saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask walang tiyak na layunin ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start pag-awit Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to walang tiyak na layunin ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that sando is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
posted by simpleplan
really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. You ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If mga baril kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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How many times do you get passed sa pamamagitan ng and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, you must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, or at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.

Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened by...
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Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it sinabi From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook pagkain stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One araw the husband comes tahanan from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and...
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posted by 1122ridr
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with ibong dagat stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy or what? Do you think I'm going insane? I bet that you do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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My name is Angela, and I'm in pag-ibig with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are you doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. You see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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Reasons I pag-ibig You:

1) The way you stand sa pamamagitan ng my side


2) The times you make sure nothing will harm me


3) How you always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, you take the pain away with a joke


5) How you always look deep into my eyes


6) How you can make my puso melt with your soft lips


7) The way you hold my hand so tight


8) The way you never let my hands go


8) How you always watch out for me


9) They way you make sure I have everything I need


10) How you always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When you buy me things out of the blue


12) How you say the cutest...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then you can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the serbesa gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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posted by wisegirl778
Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least paborito teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your mga kaibigan and go to the mall or something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your ipod and lay on your kama listening to every song on it.
9: Look up walang tiyak na layunin people in your yearbook and if you know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are you from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when you fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have Nawawala my number, can I have yours
-if you were a booger I'd pick you first
-help the homeless...take me tahanan with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do you have a map? Because I keep getting Nawawala in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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This has probably happened to a lot of you because of taking notes in class.

Have you ever got a little blister or callus because of Pagsulat too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure or rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the gitara or even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So you have some calluses and you want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

You can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with limon for 10 minutos and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams or pili oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and you will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If you Want to work for people ....Make your puso the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If you want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As you are the creator of your life, similarly you are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for you
*always forget what you did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*