Socksual Innuendoes

1) Women pag-ibig to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

2) Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting Nawawala using a short cut.

3) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"

4) PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

5) Women will make three left turns to avoid making one right turn.

6) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely...

Instead of gatas and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Keep an angry toro in your living room. If you think a toro goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
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