How to end up running for your life from a pissed girl wearing a red helmet with two mga baril pointed at you. AKA, how to piss me off.
1) Sneak into my room dressed like Joker when I'm sleeping.
2) Constantly say horrible 'Lady Gaga' jokes when I'm around.
3) Poke me constantly in the head when I'm wearing my helmet.
4) Ask if I have a motorcycle fetish. Constantly.
5) Tell me anyone on the team loves me.
6) If I decide to be nice and let you ride on my motorcycle, try and make a ilipat on me. (You will then be dragged along the road behind me sa pamamagitan ng your ear)
7) Say YOLO for everything.
8) Tell me I don't actually know 32 ways to kill someone without using a weapon. Repeatedly.
9) Ask me if I prefer mga baril or a crowbar. (those who know Jason Todd's origin get it)
10) Repeatedly ask me if I'd ever bathe in a rejuvinating pit.
11) Rip me off.
12) Use me.
13) Die my hair red, then say I'm literally Red Hood.
14) Lock me in a room without my many weapons and no way out that has Justin Biber posters covering the walls and blasting his music.
15) When I'm in the shower, burst in the bathroom screaming "JOKER'S KIDNAPPED ROBIN!" (Again, if you know Jason Todd's origins, you'll get this)
16) Call me Aero or Aeron instead of Aeronwen.
17) Compare me to Joker.
18) Change all of my clothes (from usually blacks, brown and reds) to the colour pink.
19) Take away my chocolate.
And finally, what you'll most likely get killed for:
20) Diss Jason Todd (AND DIE!)
Yeah, let's not try any of these. Anyways, your warning was at the top. And remember...
1) Sneak into my room dressed like Joker when I'm sleeping.
2) Constantly say horrible 'Lady Gaga' jokes when I'm around.
3) Poke me constantly in the head when I'm wearing my helmet.
4) Ask if I have a motorcycle fetish. Constantly.
5) Tell me anyone on the team loves me.
6) If I decide to be nice and let you ride on my motorcycle, try and make a ilipat on me. (You will then be dragged along the road behind me sa pamamagitan ng your ear)
7) Say YOLO for everything.
8) Tell me I don't actually know 32 ways to kill someone without using a weapon. Repeatedly.
9) Ask me if I prefer mga baril or a crowbar. (those who know Jason Todd's origin get it)
10) Repeatedly ask me if I'd ever bathe in a rejuvinating pit.
11) Rip me off.
12) Use me.
13) Die my hair red, then say I'm literally Red Hood.
14) Lock me in a room without my many weapons and no way out that has Justin Biber posters covering the walls and blasting his music.
15) When I'm in the shower, burst in the bathroom screaming "JOKER'S KIDNAPPED ROBIN!" (Again, if you know Jason Todd's origins, you'll get this)
16) Call me Aero or Aeron instead of Aeronwen.
17) Compare me to Joker.
18) Change all of my clothes (from usually blacks, brown and reds) to the colour pink.
19) Take away my chocolate.
And finally, what you'll most likely get killed for:
20) Diss Jason Todd (AND DIE!)
Yeah, let's not try any of these. Anyways, your warning was at the top. And remember...
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"Any last words?" he cocked his gun and smirked.
"You're an imb-"
He pulled the trigger before words could escape, and watched as the vampire disintegrated.
Quickly he left the church and headed into the woods, first a town of beasts and now a vampire, what madami could he handle?
While walking, enjoying the night of no stars and a half moon, his red eyes caught a girl of smaller stature than his own. "A human? But I thought they all died in town."
D's eyes narrowed as he stalked the girl, she was running, but from what? Ignoring all his senses to pursue the her and take her fresh blood, he followed the human instead. She was quick and agile, her eyes showed no fear, yet deep inside he could read she was petrified. Suddenly, she stopped backing up against a gate, cornered as a dark shadow towered over her.
"I thought I killed him?" He hissed placing his hand on his Smith and Wesson.
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Let the transformation begin.
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