How to end up running for your life from a pissed girl wearing a red helmet with two mga baril pointed at you. AKA, how to piss me off.
1) Sneak into my room dressed like Joker when I'm sleeping.
2) Constantly say horrible 'Lady Gaga' jokes when I'm around.
3) Poke me constantly in the head when I'm wearing my helmet.
4) Ask if I have a motorcycle fetish. Constantly.
5) Tell me anyone on the team loves me.
6) If I decide to be nice and let you ride on my motorcycle, try and make a ilipat on me. (You will then be dragged along the road behind me sa pamamagitan ng your ear)
7) Say YOLO for everything.
8) Tell me I don't actually know 32 ways to kill someone without using a weapon. Repeatedly.
9) Ask me if I prefer mga baril or a crowbar. (those who know Jason Todd's origin get it)
10) Repeatedly ask me if I'd ever bathe in a rejuvinating pit.
11) Rip me off.
12) Use me.
13) Die my hair red, then say I'm literally Red Hood.
14) Lock me in a room without my many weapons and no way out that has Justin Biber posters covering the walls and blasting his music.
15) When I'm in the shower, burst in the bathroom screaming "JOKER'S KIDNAPPED ROBIN!" (Again, if you know Jason Todd's origins, you'll get this)
16) Call me Aero or Aeron instead of Aeronwen.
17) Compare me to Joker.
18) Change all of my clothes (from usually blacks, brown and reds) to the colour pink.
19) Take away my chocolate.
And finally, what you'll most likely get killed for:
20) Diss Jason Todd (AND DIE!)
Yeah, let's not try any of these. Anyways, your warning was at the top. And remember...
1) Sneak into my room dressed like Joker when I'm sleeping.
2) Constantly say horrible 'Lady Gaga' jokes when I'm around.
3) Poke me constantly in the head when I'm wearing my helmet.
4) Ask if I have a motorcycle fetish. Constantly.
5) Tell me anyone on the team loves me.
6) If I decide to be nice and let you ride on my motorcycle, try and make a ilipat on me. (You will then be dragged along the road behind me sa pamamagitan ng your ear)
7) Say YOLO for everything.
8) Tell me I don't actually know 32 ways to kill someone without using a weapon. Repeatedly.
9) Ask me if I prefer mga baril or a crowbar. (those who know Jason Todd's origin get it)
10) Repeatedly ask me if I'd ever bathe in a rejuvinating pit.
11) Rip me off.
12) Use me.
13) Die my hair red, then say I'm literally Red Hood.
14) Lock me in a room without my many weapons and no way out that has Justin Biber posters covering the walls and blasting his music.
15) When I'm in the shower, burst in the bathroom screaming "JOKER'S KIDNAPPED ROBIN!" (Again, if you know Jason Todd's origins, you'll get this)
16) Call me Aero or Aeron instead of Aeronwen.
17) Compare me to Joker.
18) Change all of my clothes (from usually blacks, brown and reds) to the colour pink.
19) Take away my chocolate.
And finally, what you'll most likely get killed for:
20) Diss Jason Todd (AND DIE!)
Yeah, let's not try any of these. Anyways, your warning was at the top. And remember...
Things you should never do
1.Call me a terrorist just because I'm Muslim (unless you want me to put a bomb in your car)
2.Call me Cutie pie (the last time somebody called me that they ended up with a black eye)
3.Never and I mean never touch my motorcycle.(Bad things will happen to you)
4.Don't dress up as me for Halloween and say your definitely dressed up as the scariest thing there is.
5.Mock the way I talk.
6.Don't try to tell me I'm the worst athlete ever,because I'm the giving best you've ever seen.
7.Don't touch my serbesa it's only for me to drink.
8.Say that I'm only smart because I'm half asian the last time someone sinabi that they were stuck in the hospital for 2 months.
9.Try to piss me off for fun
10.THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE.
Never and I mean NEVER touch my boyfriend.
1.Call me a terrorist just because I'm Muslim (unless you want me to put a bomb in your car)
2.Call me Cutie pie (the last time somebody called me that they ended up with a black eye)
3.Never and I mean never touch my motorcycle.(Bad things will happen to you)
4.Don't dress up as me for Halloween and say your definitely dressed up as the scariest thing there is.
5.Mock the way I talk.
6.Don't try to tell me I'm the worst athlete ever,because I'm the giving best you've ever seen.
7.Don't touch my serbesa it's only for me to drink.
8.Say that I'm only smart because I'm half asian the last time someone sinabi that they were stuck in the hospital for 2 months.
9.Try to piss me off for fun
10.THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE.
Never and I mean NEVER touch my boyfriend.