How to end up running for your life from a pissed girl wearing a red helmet with two mga baril pointed at you. AKA, how to piss me off.
1) Sneak into my room dressed like Joker when I'm sleeping.
2) Constantly say horrible 'Lady Gaga' jokes when I'm around.
3) Poke me constantly in the head when I'm wearing my helmet.
4) Ask if I have a motorcycle fetish. Constantly.
5) Tell me anyone on the team loves me.
6) If I decide to be nice and let you ride on my motorcycle, try and make a ilipat on me. (You will then be dragged along the road behind me sa pamamagitan ng your ear)
7) Say YOLO for everything.
8) Tell me I don't actually know 32 ways to kill someone without using a weapon. Repeatedly.
9) Ask me if I prefer mga baril or a crowbar. (those who know Jason Todd's origin get it)
10) Repeatedly ask me if I'd ever bathe in a rejuvinating pit.
11) Rip me off.
12) Use me.
13) Die my hair red, then say I'm literally Red Hood.
14) Lock me in a room without my many weapons and no way out that has Justin Biber posters covering the walls and blasting his music.
15) When I'm in the shower, burst in the bathroom screaming "JOKER'S KIDNAPPED ROBIN!" (Again, if you know Jason Todd's origins, you'll get this)
16) Call me Aero or Aeron instead of Aeronwen.
17) Compare me to Joker.
18) Change all of my clothes (from usually blacks, brown and reds) to the colour pink.
19) Take away my chocolate.
And finally, what you'll most likely get killed for:
20) Diss Jason Todd (AND DIE!)
Yeah, let's not try any of these. Anyways, your warning was at the top. And remember...
1) Sneak into my room dressed like Joker when I'm sleeping.
2) Constantly say horrible 'Lady Gaga' jokes when I'm around.
3) Poke me constantly in the head when I'm wearing my helmet.
4) Ask if I have a motorcycle fetish. Constantly.
5) Tell me anyone on the team loves me.
6) If I decide to be nice and let you ride on my motorcycle, try and make a ilipat on me. (You will then be dragged along the road behind me sa pamamagitan ng your ear)
7) Say YOLO for everything.
8) Tell me I don't actually know 32 ways to kill someone without using a weapon. Repeatedly.
9) Ask me if I prefer mga baril or a crowbar. (those who know Jason Todd's origin get it)
10) Repeatedly ask me if I'd ever bathe in a rejuvinating pit.
11) Rip me off.
12) Use me.
13) Die my hair red, then say I'm literally Red Hood.
14) Lock me in a room without my many weapons and no way out that has Justin Biber posters covering the walls and blasting his music.
15) When I'm in the shower, burst in the bathroom screaming "JOKER'S KIDNAPPED ROBIN!" (Again, if you know Jason Todd's origins, you'll get this)
16) Call me Aero or Aeron instead of Aeronwen.
17) Compare me to Joker.
18) Change all of my clothes (from usually blacks, brown and reds) to the colour pink.
19) Take away my chocolate.
And finally, what you'll most likely get killed for:
20) Diss Jason Todd (AND DIE!)
Yeah, let's not try any of these. Anyways, your warning was at the top. And remember...
Until I get a chance for a listahan of short bios, here's the statuses of OCs written about/ created/ killed in the last year. There may be a couple whom you don't recognize, so feel free to ask any tanong in the comment section below!
Among the Living:
Nic Canis
Declan Conners & Dane Conners (married)
Riley Jr. Conners
Aleksander Felis
Noëlle Felis
Gabriel of House Graecus
Coda and Adam Kenway (siblings)
Pollux and Bellamy Serpente (siblings)
Vika Vernadskaya
Sasha Vernadsky
Aryess "Angel" Weston
Kai & Amara (haven't discussed with McL if we're hyphenating or what yet, but these are Ary's and Bentley's twins)
Michel
Abaddon "Don"
Deceased:
Jedediah Cage
Roxanne Weston and Riley Sr. Conners (married)
Daemian Conners
Tommy Felis
Persephone "Percy" of House Graecus
Venus "Aphrodite" of House Graecus
Jasper Kenway
Nereus Marina
Castor Serpente
Sansa Vernadskaya
Maivus "Whisper" de Vent
Among the Living:
Nic Canis
Declan Conners & Dane Conners (married)
Riley Jr. Conners
Aleksander Felis
Noëlle Felis
Gabriel of House Graecus
Coda and Adam Kenway (siblings)
Pollux and Bellamy Serpente (siblings)
Vika Vernadskaya
Sasha Vernadsky
Aryess "Angel" Weston
Kai & Amara (haven't discussed with McL if we're hyphenating or what yet, but these are Ary's and Bentley's twins)
Michel
Abaddon "Don"
Deceased:
Jedediah Cage
Roxanne Weston and Riley Sr. Conners (married)
Daemian Conners
Tommy Felis
Persephone "Percy" of House Graecus
Venus "Aphrodite" of House Graecus
Jasper Kenway
Nereus Marina
Castor Serpente
Sansa Vernadskaya
Maivus "Whisper" de Vent