MASTER SWORD:
Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..
Saten: How do I know you won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot you in the eye..
Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.
Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD YOU CALL A MOUTH!
Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!
Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just wanted to RIP HIS FUCKING puso OUT!!! And I did. Its right..... (Sees puso and points) over there.
Sword: And then I told him, "That's what she said", and then I broke his arm.
Sword: Derpy is such a perfect girlfriend!
Saten: I'm glad... But no trying anything.
Sword: Dose sex count?...... We had sex.
Saten: .......... (angrily punches him in the face).
Sword: Still worth it!
Sword: Oh, uy you two. How is your araw going... And why are your eyes bloodshot... and why are you giggling... and why do you smell like weed?
Sword: (to babysitter) You harm Dinky your be dead and buried before the amber alert goes out!
Derpy: He's not kidding.. I saw him do it before.
Derpy: I still wonder what Sword would of been like, as an gangster.
(vision of Sword as a gang leader) Come on boys! Let's rob a bank. Give the money to the poor. Then rob the poor. And SHOOT THE MONEY! (they all cheer).
Pita: uy Sword. Meet my X boyfriend.
Sword: You dated Pita?
Lucas: Yep.
Sword: (examines Pita then turns back to Lucas) Why would you 'stop'?
Sword: I can't believe this. I slept with Derpy AND Octavia, at the same time.
Derpy: Great, but no telling Saten.
Sword: Coarse not.
(soon after)
Sword: (at bar) Saten I had a threeway with Derpy and Octavia!
Saten: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that!? I JUST sat down!
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SATEN TWIST:
Saten: Relax, I only smoke when I drink now.
Derpy: But you "always" drink!
Saten: .......... I'm working on that.
AJ: AJ: Why'd you have a crush on me. I mean, there are so much other ponies that you could have chosen.... Why me?
Saten: Well. I always loved your voice.. And you have the most beauitful eyes I've ever seen, ever..
AJ: (after giving Saten a big halik on the lips) Ah need ta tell you something.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would you halik me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the beer)..
Saten: (No! No! Don't give him the sadifaction of answering!) Not sure (NO! YOU FUCKIN IDIOT! One of these days I'm gonna jump us off a cliff) shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a toothpick.
AJ: I pag-ibig Saten to death.. But his jealously is annoying.. You should of seen him at dinner.
(ealier).
Waiter: Here is your napkin (Hands her napkin)
Satan: Woah woah woah... Did you just give my wife an extra napkin?
Waiter: Is there something wrong with it
Satan: (angrily) Yeah, there is. I think you may be trying to flirt with her!
AJ: Satan, it's just a napkin. Calm down
Satan: Fine
Waiter: Now, here are your breadsticks
Satan: (See's one extra breadstick) Okay, that's it! (Beats the waiter up).
Bartender: Here's your serbesa
Saten: I wanted WINE!! (Throws it at him) GET IT RIGHT!!
Saten: Least your still better than her last boyfriend.
(Flashback)
Derpy: (crying) Saten! Jerry cheated on me with another woman., sinabi I wasn't hot anymore, do to my eye injury..
Saten: I see.. Where dose he live?
Derpy: susunod door, why?
Saten: (loading double barrel) Just gonna talk him,
Derpy: Is that a gu-
Saten: Wait here.. (Leaves with the gun)
(Gun shot sound, before he soon returns)
Derpy: What was tha-
Saten: Nothing.. But I think we need to get outta town for a while.
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THE END.
Part 2 will be BEST OF DITTO and maybe of MADDY
Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..
Saten: How do I know you won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot you in the eye..
Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.
Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD YOU CALL A MOUTH!
Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!
Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just wanted to RIP HIS FUCKING puso OUT!!! And I did. Its right..... (Sees puso and points) over there.
Sword: And then I told him, "That's what she said", and then I broke his arm.
Sword: Derpy is such a perfect girlfriend!
Saten: I'm glad... But no trying anything.
Sword: Dose sex count?...... We had sex.
Saten: .......... (angrily punches him in the face).
Sword: Still worth it!
Sword: Oh, uy you two. How is your araw going... And why are your eyes bloodshot... and why are you giggling... and why do you smell like weed?
Sword: (to babysitter) You harm Dinky your be dead and buried before the amber alert goes out!
Derpy: He's not kidding.. I saw him do it before.
Derpy: I still wonder what Sword would of been like, as an gangster.
(vision of Sword as a gang leader) Come on boys! Let's rob a bank. Give the money to the poor. Then rob the poor. And SHOOT THE MONEY! (they all cheer).
Pita: uy Sword. Meet my X boyfriend.
Sword: You dated Pita?
Lucas: Yep.
Sword: (examines Pita then turns back to Lucas) Why would you 'stop'?
Sword: I can't believe this. I slept with Derpy AND Octavia, at the same time.
Derpy: Great, but no telling Saten.
Sword: Coarse not.
(soon after)
Sword: (at bar) Saten I had a threeway with Derpy and Octavia!
Saten: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that!? I JUST sat down!
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SATEN TWIST:
Saten: Relax, I only smoke when I drink now.
Derpy: But you "always" drink!
Saten: .......... I'm working on that.
AJ: AJ: Why'd you have a crush on me. I mean, there are so much other ponies that you could have chosen.... Why me?
Saten: Well. I always loved your voice.. And you have the most beauitful eyes I've ever seen, ever..
AJ: (after giving Saten a big halik on the lips) Ah need ta tell you something.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would you halik me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the beer)..
Saten: (No! No! Don't give him the sadifaction of answering!) Not sure (NO! YOU FUCKIN IDIOT! One of these days I'm gonna jump us off a cliff) shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a toothpick.
AJ: I pag-ibig Saten to death.. But his jealously is annoying.. You should of seen him at dinner.
(ealier).
Waiter: Here is your napkin (Hands her napkin)
Satan: Woah woah woah... Did you just give my wife an extra napkin?
Waiter: Is there something wrong with it
Satan: (angrily) Yeah, there is. I think you may be trying to flirt with her!
AJ: Satan, it's just a napkin. Calm down
Satan: Fine
Waiter: Now, here are your breadsticks
Satan: (See's one extra breadstick) Okay, that's it! (Beats the waiter up).
Bartender: Here's your serbesa
Saten: I wanted WINE!! (Throws it at him) GET IT RIGHT!!
Saten: Least your still better than her last boyfriend.
(Flashback)
Derpy: (crying) Saten! Jerry cheated on me with another woman., sinabi I wasn't hot anymore, do to my eye injury..
Saten: I see.. Where dose he live?
Derpy: susunod door, why?
Saten: (loading double barrel) Just gonna talk him,
Derpy: Is that a gu-
Saten: Wait here.. (Leaves with the gun)
(Gun shot sound, before he soon returns)
Derpy: What was tha-
Saten: Nothing.. But I think we need to get outta town for a while.
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THE END.
Part 2 will be BEST OF DITTO and maybe of MADDY
I missed my chance.. I'm always one taon behind in this show.. But now that their ipinapakita every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.
I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).
It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.
It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.
But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a ipakita like Walking Dead?
Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.
But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).
It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.
It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.
But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a ipakita like Walking Dead?
Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.
But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
It's funny..
In 2003 I guess I was STILL Pagsulat fanfiction. That story that's on my Fictionpress page, named HORROR OF WAR, that is CORRECT in saying it's the based on the first full story I EVER wrote (only it's been edited with what I know now about proper editing and details).
Is secretly a fanfiction about CALL OF DUTY Partially, Sgt Eric Rocks was based on Sgt Frank Mcullin from the game, both characters die, both tragically.
I guess my character Sgt Tomboy was based on Mike Dixon.. But I don't remember too well.
Either way. It's funny how I got from THAT. (crappy grammer, and poor details), to what I am now..
Guess I owe Call of Duty 3 a bit of a thank you :)
In 2003 I guess I was STILL Pagsulat fanfiction. That story that's on my Fictionpress page, named HORROR OF WAR, that is CORRECT in saying it's the based on the first full story I EVER wrote (only it's been edited with what I know now about proper editing and details).
Is secretly a fanfiction about CALL OF DUTY Partially, Sgt Eric Rocks was based on Sgt Frank Mcullin from the game, both characters die, both tragically.
I guess my character Sgt Tomboy was based on Mike Dixon.. But I don't remember too well.
Either way. It's funny how I got from THAT. (crappy grammer, and poor details), to what I am now..
Guess I owe Call of Duty 3 a bit of a thank you :)
I had a LOT of free time today.
My house is being worked on. So I'm literary stuck in my room. Watching tv, and writing.
So I decided to watch episides 5 and 6 of Death note.
That's right TWO episodes.
I watched it a while ago.
But forgot to review so here we go.
Yes.
We finally see L.
For some reason, watching him seems so awkward.
Like he doesn't want to be there. Or ANYWHERE.
Don't say I hate him.
Just don't really like him.
He might get better though, who knows.
Plus he looks WAY to much like Jeff the Killer tagahanga fictions (like this image).
So that leaves it hard for me to take him all that seriously.
My house is being worked on. So I'm literary stuck in my room. Watching tv, and writing.
So I decided to watch episides 5 and 6 of Death note.
That's right TWO episodes.
I watched it a while ago.
But forgot to review so here we go.
Yes.
We finally see L.
For some reason, watching him seems so awkward.
Like he doesn't want to be there. Or ANYWHERE.
Don't say I hate him.
Just don't really like him.
He might get better though, who knows.
Plus he looks WAY to much like Jeff the Killer tagahanga fictions (like this image).
So that leaves it hard for me to take him all that seriously.
TWO WEEKS BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN Grand Theft Auto 4:
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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" sinabi unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.
"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.
It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.
As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.
But still though.
Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.
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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" sinabi unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.
"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.
It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.
As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.
But still though.
Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.