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MASTER SWORD:

Moneybags: (breaks both of Derpy's arm's so Sword ripped off his arm, broke his nose, and "literary" ripped out his heart).

(I forget the guys name): (Gets violently killed after kidnapping Derpy, Sword even revives him a few times, simply to continue killing him).

Rover: (As punishment for kidnapping and nearly killing Scootaloo, Sword shoves a grenade down his throat and then pulls the pin).

(sword has the biggest kill count but those are the only ones I could think of so far).

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SATEN TWIST:

AlexMane: (shot dead with Uzi, though it was self defence, as AlexMane nearly succeeded in murdering Saten).

Sword's cousin: (tried to kill Saten and steal away AJ, and in to keep himself safe, Saten stabbed him with a machete he kept around, but Saten still felt guilty about doing it).

Unnamed gang leader: (kills Trixie to get to Saten, and Saten avenges her sa pamamagitan ng shooting him in both legs and then in the head).

Brian: (nearly succeeded in raping AppleJack before killing her, so Saten gose briefly insane, breaks his nose, breaks his arm, throws him into a tree, and violently smashed his face into it until he was dead).

Prowder: (stabbed a kutsilyo into Satwn's hand making him unable to get up, and then mocks Saten about what they will do to AJ, causing Saten to again go briefly insane and while Prowder is distracted stabs the kutsilyo into Prowders throat, only taking it out of his hand "after" doing this).

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APPLEJACK:

walang tiyak na layunin mobsters: (killed in self defence).

Mugger: (she beats him with a bat, to protect Dinky from him).

Flashwave: (AJ finally goes crazy and repeatedly stabs him with a knife, for telling innapriopiate news stories about her).

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DERPY:

Unknown: (after trying to kill sword and steal Derpy for the forth time, Derpy steals Sword's gun, shoots him in both legs, and then in the head).

(no name remembered): (violently killed sa pamamagitan ng her, because he tried to poison her and Sword).

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DITTO:

walang tiyak na layunin prisoner: (possibly beaten to death after calling Luna an ugly slut).

walang tiyak na layunin gang leader: (easily killed sa pamamagitan ng Ditto, despite how long he's been waiting to fight him).

Blueblood: (Ditto didn't actually do the kill, but he gave him the electric chair punishment).

Rapist: Tried raping Luna and Celestia both. so Ditto tied him to a chair and shot him a bunch of times with a nail-gun, killing him slowly).

(dozens of enemies that were killed in self defense, due to his job as police chief, Flint lock would have the same number).

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FLINT LOCK:

Nicky: (shot Pinkie in the chest so she would reveal where Flint is, but she didn't have to, Flint comes and violently kills Nicky for shooting his wife).
#1: SLIPKNOT - SNUFF:
Very calm and beautiful sounding.
That's very unusual for Slipknot.
But in a a good way..


#2: POETS OF THE FALL - CARNIVAL OF RUST:
She has no idea about THE HAPPY SONG.
This the only song I showed her..


#3: METALLICA - NOTHING ELSE MATTERS:
She loves this song actually.
And knows how obsessed I am with metallica so she knows how crazy they get..


#4: KORN - HATER:
Well... I tried. But she hates Korn all together.
I could understand why though. Their pretty "out there"..
#10:
"Fame was like a drug, but what was even madami like a drug were the drugs."


#9:
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems."


#8:
Marge: "I'd really like to give this a try."
Homer: "I dunno, trying is the first step towards failure...".


#7:
"Hey! He's not happy at all! He lied to us though song! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!"


#6:
"I'll be at the bar getting very happy. Then very very sad. Than happy again"


#5:
"(drunk) Your just lucky you got your clones with yea"


#4:
"Televison! Teacher, mother... [lustily] ... secret lover. Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading -...
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#10: INDIANA JONES - CYSTAL SKULL:
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen...
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I am a large supporter of gay rights, so here's a artikulo to prove it in my own way..

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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I pag-ibig about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he was isn't use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
But then the golf court mission is directly actor, and "new Tony" is shooting at the enemies, just like...
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#1:
Nazi Officer 1: The hell is she pag-awit now?

Nazi Officer 2: I have no idea, I think it was popular a couple years back.

Nazi Officer 3: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!

[During this, Rip sings the lines I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling; Gotta make you understand~! in the background.]

[Cut back to Rip singing.]
Rip: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you~! Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~!

[She suddenly collapses and trembles...
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#1: SATEN TWIST:
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude comments towards his enemies..


#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..


#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..


#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise asno remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..


#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..
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1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have you been pagbaba Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)


2:
Father: What did you do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT tinapay FOR FUCK SAKES!!


3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will you be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE...
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