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Best of spoof Shane: (his humor comes from his unnaturally short temper).

posted by Canada24

Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)

Shane: sa pamamagitan ng the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.

Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living susunod to kamalig with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If you wanna live!? You wanna SURVIVE!? You gotta FIGHT FOR IT! You gotta want it! Don't cha want it!? DON'T CHA WANT IT!.. I know I sure do! I want it real BAD!.. Because I'm high on pain killers and I'm opening those kamalig doors so we can finish this cornshit! Wait here! Wait now!

Shane: (punches Randell in the nose) Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?
Randell: Your crazy!
Shane: that's not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!
Rick: Shane, what are yo-
Shane: (turns the gun sideways) I'll even turn sideways like a black man!
Rick: Have you Nawawala your mind!?
Shane: YES! YES I HAVE!!
Rick: Calm dow-
Shane: (pacing anxiously) I"M YELLING AND PACING AGAIN!!

Shane: (throws wrench violently at Rick) AMERICA!!
Rick: (dodges it at the last second) Shit dude!... That was fantastic aim!
Shane: (literary after trying to kill him) Thanks.. Your such a good friend.

Meggie: (being extra nice to Shane)
Shane: (to Dale) You know Maggie has really flourished since Ottis was murdered.
Dale: What are you talking about. Ottis's death was an accident.
Shane: (grins evilly) witch is exactly what someone who pulled off the perfect murder, would want you to think.
Dale: What are y-. (getting nervous) Shane.. Did you.. Did you kill Ottis.
Shane: Of coarse not Dale. (his head slowly starts turning to his side as he talks) Remember what you said. I'm all talk. I couldn't possibly go through with it.
Dale: (shocked) My god. You did it! You ACTUALLY did it.
Shane: (his head is now turned past 90 degrees) My god, I really screwed myself up here. Hey, do mind going into the phone book and getting the number to that acupuncturist.
Dale: (angry) You son of a bitch! You killed Ottis!
Shane: (evilly) Good luck proving that Dale.. (more serious) but seriously, that number?

Shane: Well.. Sorry it had to come to this Ricky boy. 'tragic hunting accident!
Rick: Your crazy!
Shane: I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO DIE!? Is that crazy!? (jumping around hyperly) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?

Shane: (Rick revealed he never cared for GodFather) Fuck you man! This is exactly why I want to kill you! Your just so stupid!.. Now raise your fuckin gun!
Rick: But it's not even load- ( accidentally shoots Shane in the stomach).
Rick: Shit!? Dose it hurt!>
Shane: OF COARSE IT FUCKIN HURTS!!

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tuktok ten good AND bad new episodes of Family guy episodes

posted by Canada24

GOOD:

#1: LEGGO MY MEG-O:
A parody of Taken.
It's really funny..

#2: LOTTERY:
Oddly, the scene of Peter shooting out Joe's eye is the highlight of this episode..

#3: KILLER QUEEN:
Highlight of the episode is the OCP bank robbers that I used in my GTA spoof TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, when Michael and Packie rob the jewelry store..

#4: FIGHTING IRISH:
Think of every time you wanted to manuntok Peter wait in the face.
Well in this one Peter thinks he can beat up Liam Neilson. But of coarse, Liam beats the living shit out of him..

#4: ROAD TO GERMANY:
I pag-ibig that scene when the Nazi's discover Mort is Jew and...

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Got bored and made tuktok ten DOUCHEBAG LINK quotes....

posted by Canada24

#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are you a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were you calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. You were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.

#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil...

tuktok ten most EVIL villains: (video games):

posted by Canada24

#1: HOYT VOLKER:
Why do I pag-ibig this guy so much!?
He is a evil dictator, who murders and tortures innocent tourists. And cares only about two things.
* Himself
* Money
Even Vaas is afraid of him. A man who makes Trevor look "sane"..

#2: VLADIMIR MAKAROV:
Makarov started WW3, simply because he COULD..

#3: EDDIE LOW:
ddie Low is a walang tiyak na layunin character who appears in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is a pedophilic, necrophiliac serial killer operating in Liberty City. The player encounters him on two occasions as Niko Bellic, who assists him (unaware of what type of person Eddie is).
But Eddie later makers the mistake...

New reviews of Monster and Death Note

posted by Canada24

MONSTER PART 5:

So, watched episodes 11 and 12..
Least something interesting happened again.

I kinda "called it" when the guy was abusing the kid the moment the kid entered the room. Obviously something was wrong.

But these two certainly were intense.. All without anyone actually dying.
It's like that Liam Neeison movie, NON-STOP. It's so intense and action packed. But yet there's little to no actual action sequences.
That movie Prisoners is the same.

Anyway. Lohan certainly is a "interesting" character.
No idea what to make of him.

Though the man crying was kind of brought me mentally down.
But...

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tuktok TEN Jimmy Tatro where I actually DO know people like that..

posted by Canada24

#1: GUYS THAT SUCK:

Partically..

* Loud car guy

* Joke stealing guy

* Glutten free guy

* Negative guy (tells about his tuta being dead).

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#2: TYPES OF DRUNKS:

Most drunk people I know are either "The Orator" or "The Drifter"..

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#3: THAT DRUNK GUY:

My friend Bradley Odam in a nutshell, xD..

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#4: DON'T BE THAT GUY:

We ALL know that "loud phone guy", and we ALL wanna kick his ass, xD..

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I offically ibingiay up on Spongebob

posted by Canada24

I still watch this show.
Cause I actually still had HOPE that my childhood icon would return to the good old days (like BAND GEEKS and the famish ending).

This ipakita was the MLP (or whatever else people REALLY talk about these days) of my childhood.
And one of the most QUOTABLE cartoons ever. It's hard NOT to find references of it, on the internet.

But.. After season 4, the characters all changed for the worst..

Patrick bituin was originally a GOOD friend. Not a sociopathic, lunatic. Who constantly gets Spongebob in trouble, and worsens Spongebob's pain for his own delight..

Spongebob was likable, mature,...

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mga baril N' mga rosas - So Fine Lyrics ☆

posted by Dreamtime

☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

How could she look so fine

How could it be she might be mine

How could she be so cool

I've been taken for a fool

So many times

It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can
~~
Just to be a man
who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes it turn

An leaves a broken man
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How could she be so cool

How could she be so fine

I owe a favor to a friend
My mga kaibigan they always come through for me- Yeah

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It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can

Just to be a man

who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes...

tuktok ten Canadian serial killers

posted by Canada24

Not "everything" down here is gatas and honey..

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#10: (I forget his name):
He killed a bunch of Mounties because he got WAY to into Call of Duty, and took it too far..

#9: WAYNE BODEN:
Wayne killed at least three women in Montreal and one in Calgary, between 1969 and 1971. He had a habit of viciously biting the breasts of his victims.

Different than many serial killers, Boden knew most of the women he killed. mga kaibigan and co-workers of the victims identified him, but sadly police circulated the wrong suspect photo. Wayne fled to Calgary....

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Death Note Part 1

posted by Canada24

Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!

Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)

Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..

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Well, what can I say..

A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.

I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..

A vey "different" ipakita then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.

I want a death note.

There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"

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Ten things I learned from JIMMY TATRO:

posted by Canada24

#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless you want to feel horrible about yourself..

#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All you need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim you belong to walang tiyak na layunin kalye gangs that don't even exist in real life..

#3: NEVER TRUST pizza DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..

#4: YOUR mga kaibigan ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..

#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as you give valid reasons to do so..

#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...

Five Finger death manuntok - Jykll and Hyde lyrics... (this song is so awesome)

posted by Canada24

link

There's just so much God damned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside
There's just so much God damned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside

Oh, yo, yo, there's a demon inside
Oh, yo, yo, just like Jekyll and Hyde
Oh, yo, yo, all this anger inside
Oh, yo, yo, I feel like Jekyll and Hyde

Is there so much God damned weight on your...

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tuktok ten most EVIL villains:

posted by Canada24

Some villains you either hate them or pag-ibig them.
But REAL villains, are beyond just hated.. But NEED to die, not just for what they did to the hero, but what they did in GENERAL:

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#1: LORD SAURON:
Sauron created the RING for one reason, and one reason only.
To enslave the free peoples of Middle-earth during the segundo and Third Age.

At the end of the segundo Age, a Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched upon Mordor to defeat Sauron and his armies. The Alliance was matagumpay and Sauron was physically destroyed sa pamamagitan ng Isildur, after killing his...

Eminem - Rap God

posted by Canada24

"Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...

3 movie characters who were actually ASSHOLES in real life..

posted by Canada24

#1: WILLIAM WALLACE:
He was a man of his times. However, Hollywood has made him something he never really was. Wallace was a terrorist and guerrilla fighter who was as much out for himself as he was for Scotland, and he caused as many problems for the Scots as for the English. After a Wallace raid, it would be the locals who suffered reprisals, not Wallace and his band of cutthroats..

#2: BENJAMIN MARTIN:
While still a war hero.
He apparently spend his free time SHOOTING his slaves for "sport"..

#3: GEORGE WASINGTON:
Apparently George Washington was pompous, and refused to even shake anyone's hand after he became president, deeming people "less than worthy"..

tuktok 12. Most inspiring Eminem mga panipi

posted by Canada24

#1:
"The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed".

#2:
"I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either pag-ibig you for it or hate you for it".

#3:
"I pag-ibig the attention but I don't like too much of it".

#4:
"You're not going to say anything about me that I'm not going to say about myself. There's so many things that I think about myself; if someone really wanted to get at me, they could say this and this and this. So I'm going to say it before they can. It's the best policy for me".

#5:
"I...

Thomas: Epic WALKING DEAD character..

posted by Canada24

Dose anybody read the orginal Walking Dead comics.

I found them, and knowing my pag-ibig of the show, decided to buy the first.

And now I recently got the third "Safety behind Bars", and it's still yet to disappoint, I pag-ibig these books..

Anyway, this isn't really about that, it's about THOMAS a villain in both the comics and the series.

But I like him WAY madami in the comics, he's far less practicable.

In the tv series, you know from moment one, Thomas is a bad dude, he has that look about him.
And the cold murder of Big Tiny proved us correct, he was a murderer, nothing more.. And died in disgrace....

Iron Maiden - Fear Of The Dark ✮Lyrics✮

posted by Dreamtime

I am a man who walks alone

And when I'm walking a dark road

At night or strolling through the park
...

When the light begins to change

I sometimes feel a little strange

A little anxious when it's dark.....
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Fear of the dark,fear of the dark
......

I have constant fear that something's always near..

Fear of the dark,fear of the dark

I have a phobia that someone's always there

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Have you run your fingers down the wall....!~

And have you felt your neck skin crawl....

When you're searching for the light ...

Sometimes when you're scared to take a look

At the corner of the room..

You've sensed that something's...

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SlipKnot Lyrics

posted by Canada24

(WHISPERING):
I push my fingers into my, eyyyes.
It's the only thing, that slowly stops the acche
But it's made of all, the things I have to~
(LOUDER):
Taaake!
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way insiiide!
If the pain goes on!

AAAAAAHHHH!!

I have screamed until my veins collapsed, I've waited last, my time's elapsed.
Now, all I do is live with so much fate.
I've wished for this, I've bitched at that.
I've left behind this little fact, you cannot kill what you did not create.
I've gotta say what I've gotta say, and then I swear I'll go away, but I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise.
I guess I'll save...

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My REVIEW: kulay-rosas Floyd The Wall..

posted by Canada24

kulay-rosas Floyd – The pader is a 1982 British live-action/animated psychological horror musical film directed sa pamamagitan ng Alan Parker with animated scenes sa pamamagitan ng political cartoonist Gerald Scarfe, and is based on the 1979 kulay-rosas Floyd album of the same name. The film centers around a confined rocker named Floyd "Pink" Pinkerton, who after being driven into insanity sa pamamagitan ng the death of his father and many depressive moments, constructs a metaphorical (and sometimes physical) pader to be protected from the world and emotional situations around him; when this coping mechanism backfires he demands himself free. The screenplay...

tuktok ten mga panipi from the kulay-rosas FLOYD film

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pink: (envisioning himself as Nazi leader, and speaking though megaphone) We're {waiting to succeed} and going to convene outside Brixton
Town Hall where we're going to be...
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to cut out the deadwood.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) To clean up the city!
Nazi followers: Waiting!..
Pink and the followers: For. the worms!
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to put on a black shirt.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to weed out the weaklings.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to smash in their...