Saten Twist returns for a new series.. This one set in the FUTURE.. And he has mentally grown up sa pamamagitan ng this point, as he's a little madami mature.. But still a lovable douchebag.. So he's not TOO different..
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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:
Believe it or not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck sa pamamagitan ng lightening.
Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).
Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).
Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: ... Anything to add?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: ...... Guess not
(awkward silence).
Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with you killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. You know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. You know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (getting annoyed) You know.. Any time you wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: Really!? Nothing!? You kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).
Saten: You know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in gothic girls.. And your NOT a gothic girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).
Awkward pause.
Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.
Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).
Saten: ... Yeah.
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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:
Believe it or not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck sa pamamagitan ng lightening.
Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).
Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).
Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: ... Anything to add?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: ...... Guess not
(awkward silence).
Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with you killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. You know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. You know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (getting annoyed) You know.. Any time you wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: Really!? Nothing!? You kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).
Saten: You know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in gothic girls.. And your NOT a gothic girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).
Awkward pause.
Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.
Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).
Saten: ... Yeah.
I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will ipakita it when I can.
Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.
And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.
Anyway.
I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).
Either way.
It's friggin awesome!
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I made a video of it. And will ipakita it when I can.
Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.
And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.
Anyway.
I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).
Either way.
It's friggin awesome!
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As much as I pag-ibig grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much madami comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, You have the choice of killing him or letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if you choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted you to do this.
Even if you kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told you to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much madami comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, You have the choice of killing him or letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if you choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted you to do this.
Even if you kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told you to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know sinabi this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing you can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every araw assurance..
As I sinabi before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown sa pamamagitan ng his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing you can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every araw assurance..
As I sinabi before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown sa pamamagitan ng his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a lamok bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before you even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a lamok bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before you even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna manuntok you square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If you don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him tahanan sa pamamagitan ng tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If you have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna manuntok you square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If you don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him tahanan sa pamamagitan ng tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If you have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!