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THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when you REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than you realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad OR as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic clowns that they are. That is why he wears his clown makeup, because it reveals his true self far greater than the human face beneath, and why he then cuts his own face off entirely.

He is scary. Other villains want nothing to do with him. His methods and rationale are inscrutable. He only cares about Batman and only so far as it pertains to himself. Joker doesn't particularly care about other heroes, though they might entertain him for a bit. He is not a supervillain, he is Batman's disease. A curse on Gotham. A cancer. The guy who might just turn Batman into DC Comics`s greatest supervillain if his plan ever works. sa pamamagitan ng virtue of this alone he is one of the most dangerous individuals on earth.

But the reason that the Joker is so distracted and obsessed with the batman is that here is a man who has also revealed the true dark side of humankind, and runs around at night wearing a terrifying bat mask to beat people into a bloody pulp. Yet somehow, despite the batman ipinapakita everyone that his true face isn't his human face, but the brutal, bloody, bat face, he manages to restrain himself from killing everyone and dancing among the corpses. Joker doesn't understand how this is possible and so becomes obsessed with this riddle, trying to solve it sa pamamagitan ng pushing batman just that little bit further, to snap his restraints, so he can become as free and sane as the Joker himself.



JOHAN LIEBERT:
Let's consider his actions. Johan Leibert is like Joker. He enjoys setting things in motion. He plays one person against another and then watches to see what happens. He gives people permission to live out their darkest fantasies, and then backs them into a corner where they have no other choice. Even other serial killers and regular people alike soon become caught up in Johan’s way of thinking and will do anything for him, or because of him.

He is a Monster. A true, bona fide monster cloaked in human skin. Simply put, a mystery. He walks around calmly in the shadows, killing with emotional detachment. He is incredibly charismatic, able to manipulate the toughs of the people easily and force them to do his bidding, usually killing the people he wants dead. He is able to exploit any weakness and use them to his advantage.He is the monster with no name. Johann is the pinnacle of Evil. He not only kills you, he makes you feel absolute fear sa pamamagitan ng the time he's done with you.He with his brains, charisma and sa pamamagitan ng being what he is can achieve what no other villain can without superpowers!
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is split personalitied. One minuto he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered or something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far madami dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And madami capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know sinabi this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing you can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every araw assurance..

As I sinabi before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown sa pamamagitan ng his own grenade...
1: They both have red hair. (at least in the tv verison of Slappy)

2: There both unfrightening, and coud be easier defeated in real life.

3: There both the souls of a evil person. And always dies but is never TRUELLY defeated. There souls live on.

4: There both smartass's. But Slappy is better in this way. It's part of his evil plan. As when Chucky only dose it cause he's overly confident in himself.

5: Neither are to ever be trusted. Slappy is a sneaky trickster. And Chucky.. Well.. Chucky is just NUTS!

6: there both some sort of doll. Though Slappy likes being one, as when Chucky hates it.

7:...
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#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, sa pamamagitan ng nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even madami notable when you play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much madami color and life into it. This certainly makes it madami unique than 5.. But honestly, I just pag-ibig the gun fights.. The slightly out...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...
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Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly you never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie you are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...
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#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a lamok bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before you even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..


#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..


#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..


#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..


#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna manuntok you square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If you don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him tahanan sa pamamagitan ng tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If you have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...
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posted by Canada24
#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted sa pamamagitan ng most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed sa pamamagitan ng Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting walang tiyak na layunin citizen) You look like you struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, sa pamamagitan ng the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: You make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: You should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate YOU under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a tagahanga of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. applejack was at Sweet mansanas Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out...
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#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so you don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a mesa to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only...
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#1:
Pink: (envisioning himself as Nazi leader, and speaking though megaphone) We're {waiting to succeed} and going to convene outside Brixton
Town Hall where we're going to be...
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to cut out the deadwood.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) To clean up the city!
Nazi followers: Waiting!..
Pink and the followers: For. the worms!
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to put on a black shirt.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to weed out the weaklings.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to smash in their...
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posted by Canada24
#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..

#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..

#3: MAKE pag-ibig EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my paborito song sa pamamagitan ng him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..

#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..

#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I pag-ibig how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..


EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a walang tiyak na layunin magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract you as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) You just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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