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I know. I know.. madami Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

artikulo rated PG.




#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..


#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, asong babae mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like." Than shooting his grandpa to avoid getting in trouble.

After his jail sentence for the eariler crime. Ed later went on to rape, stab, and mutilated, around six young woman, simply cause looked like his mom. Who herself unknowning kept provoking sa pamamagitan ng her abusive nature.

Finally he has the "coarage" to murder his mom.

Both Rob Dyke and wikipedia go into disturbing details about what Kember did to her. And it's very disturbing..

After this. Kember would turn himself in..


#8: KATHERINE KNIGHT:
An Australian woman who liked to murder her husbands.

The most horrible case is when she cooked him, and waited for his childrun to return tahanan so she can serve them their father for dinner..


#7: CORRUPT COP:
Justin Volpe. While trying to break up a confrontation, he was sucker punched sa pamamagitan ng someone. He pinned the blame on an immigrant and arrested him. He and several other cops beat and tortured the man in increasingly violent and brutal ways while locking him up in a holding cell. he gloated about "taking a man down" and insisted the victim's injuries were from extreme sex. No one bought it and he was arrested and sentenced to 30 years behind bars..


#6: MCDONARDS SHOOTING:
Funny in Grand Theft Auto.
In real life.. Not so funny..
Rob says the guy shot madami than 12 people because "he wanted too."


#5: ALBERT FISH:
A child rapist and cannibal, he boasted that he "had children in every state."

He is infamish for his disturbing letter to grieving parents. Where he brags about what he did..


#4: JEALOUS EX:
Both girls wanted the same guy. And constantly fought in public, anf harressed each other online. Till one day, the clearly worsg of the two girls, stabbed the other so much Rob says the kutsilyo actually bent..


#3: NEO NAZI COUPLE:
You probably heard this one.. If not. Basically a normal girl falls for s neo nazi (who thinks he's a werewolf, not joking). Much to the displeasure of her friends, and even madami so, her parents. So she and the boyfriend violently murder them. And than she slites the throat of her baby brother, so he wouldn't have to grow up without parents..


#2: ED GEIN:
The man. The legend..
The inspiration of not only Leatherface.. But also Psycho, Silence of the Lambs. And many many more..

Many believe Gein never actuall killed. But robbed graves.. But even than. Rob Dyke goes into long disturbing details of what was seen in that house..

* Whole human Buto and fragments.
* Wastebasket made of human skin.
* Human skin covering several chair seats.
* Skulls on his bedposts.
* Female skulls, some with the tops sawn off
* Bowls made from human skulls.
* A corset made from a female torso skinned from shoulders to waist.
* Leggings made from human leg skin.
* Masks made from the skin of female heads.
* Mary Hogan's face mask in a paper bag.
* Mary Hogan's skull in a box.
* Bernice Worden's entire head in a burlap sack.
* Bernice Worden's puso "in a plastic bag in front of Gein's potbellied stove."
* Nine vulvae in a shoe box.
* A young girl's dress and "the vulvas of two females judged to have been about fifteen years old."
* A sinturon made from female human nipples[39]
Four noses.
* A pair of lips on a window shade drawstring.
* A lampshade made from the skin of a human face.
* Fingernails from female fingers.


#1: THE MURDER OF JUNKO FURUTA:
Rob Dyke himself says this story has really upset him. And did not researching it.

He opens up the story sa pamamagitan ng saying "sometimes you forget, there is true evil out there."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy araw in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't you work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive....
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posted by Canada24
"Gracie, you alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, you animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for you sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, pagganap like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF YOU FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy you guys enjoyed even madami then I "thought" you people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies sa pamamagitan ng an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid tagahanga fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
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Anyone who's seen my awatara photo, can clearly guess who my paborito Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story sa pamamagitan ng him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The pamagat is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..
posted by Canada24
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Vaas
Johnny awoke tied to chair. Carly tied to a chair infront of him, Packie two.

"Packie! Packie are you okay!?" Johnny cried.

Packie was two weak to reply. He looked very beaten up, and looked half dead.

Suddenly Vaas showed up, pouring gasoline around the room, and even doing a silly little dance about it, before throwing away the can and tried lighting match, but it wasn't working very well.

"Let me guess.. Your Vaas" Johnny said, glaring at him.

"Smart biker boy, very smart" Vaas mocked.

"When I get out of thi-"

"Haha.. You think your so tough don't you" Vaas laughed.

But Vaas paused as he noticed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and madami time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to Mirage* Mister, we need your help!...
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PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE

(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The ipakita seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking larawan and tagahanga arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?

(AJ is naming all the mansanas ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their mansanas names!

Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character...
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Matt Shadows is such a awesome singer!! He's wait up there with James Hatfield and the guy from Korn
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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, you look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) You do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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#1:
“(being attacked sa pamamagitan ng Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”


#2:
“(To Governor) YOU PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"


#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”


#4:
Lori: Rick, you shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding you and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.


#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.


#6:
“I understand what your saying Tyreese. I just watched my best friend flip out...
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posted by Canada24
I know I did this kinda listahan before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..

Mine has larawan so your know the difference..




#10: LORD FRIEZA

I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: You see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let you know who Brony Of The buwan is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, or laughing....
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SONG: What shall we do now.. SCENE FROM: The Wall, film version (1982)
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#1: OGDAN:

The dragon from Demons, who forced Verona to have Liz. Ogdan is generally shown as manipulative, intelligent, arrogant, and possibly sexually attracted to Liz.. Basically, he told Verona to bang him sa pamamagitan ng telling her that his species are dying. But she has segundo thoughts and runs off with Liz.. Ogdan respondes sa pamamagitan ng killing an entire village of sick dragon family's including the childrun. And telling everyone it was Verona, which assumably worked.. Sense than he's been trying get Liz for himself. Even kidnaps and brainwashes Seras into trying to kill Verona.. And he generally quite feared.....
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