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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 26
Portland Porter
June 1, 1953
It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, or watching telebisyon at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland Oregon, and see what that was like.
Gordon: I've got enough money, this and I have two, and a half madami months until my suspension is over. *takes money, and leaving house*
Gordon's Wife: Where do you think you're going?!
Gordon: Portland.
Gordon's Wife: That's unacceptable. You're staying right here.
Gordon: Alyssa, I'm the stallion of this house, I'll go, and do whatever I want.
Alyssa: Unless you want to get beaten up, you stay here.
Gordon: *Acting like child* No!
Alyssa: Gordon.
Gordon: I DON'T WANT TO!
Alyssa: Why did I marry such an immature asshole?
Gordon: Why did I marry a fat fuck like you?
Alyssa: Look who's talking.
Gordon: That's it *Walks to Alyssa* Give my your money.
Alyssa: I won't.
Gordon: You give it to me now!
Alyssa: *Teleports out of house*
Gordon: Ha! She's gone. Now, I'm on my way to Portland.
Alyssa teleported to the police department.
Police Sargent: Are you sure he wanted to assault you?
Alyssa: Yes. I could see that look in his eyes.
Police Sargent: Okay, thanks for telling us. What car does he drive?
Alyssa: This red 1946 Flim.
Police Sargent: Thanks a lot. If he keeps giving you problems, just let us know.
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.
Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.
He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.
Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter is too slow with our bags, and now a fat fuck arrives. What's next, a gay pony?
Gordon: Hey, I came over to see if I could help you, but since you insulted me, I guess you'll have to sort out your bags sa pamamagitan ng yourself.
Passenger: Okay, don't go!
Gordon: That's what I want to here. *Carrying luggage*
He put five suitcases on his back, and put them in one of the passenger cars.
Passenger 464: Whoa, that was cool.
Gordon: Now, please don't try to boss me around like you did to that other porter.
Passengers: We promise, as long as you don't try to manuntok us.
Gordon: All right. Sounds good. *Putting luggage in baggage cars*
Passengers: *Boarding train*
Gordon: *Puts all the bags in train* Okay, I believe that's it.
Conductor: *Walks up* What are you doing here?
Gordon: I'm Gordon Suite, I work for this railroad.
Conductor: I've never seen you here before. Are you new?
Gordon: I've been working on the Union Pacific for five years, but I've never been in Portland before.
Conductor: Well, let me be the first to welcome you here.
Gordon: Thanks. *sees green signal* Get in the train, we need to go.
Conductor: Uh, you have to stay here, and help with the susunod train.
Gordon: When will that be here?
Conductor: In half an hour.
Gordon: Alright.
Conductor: *Gets in train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, and drives out of station*
Gordon: *sits on bench* Well, that went good.
Soon, the station master arrived.
P.S.M: Excuse me, who are you?
Gordon: Gordon Suite, Union Pacific engineer.
P.S.M: If you're an engineer, why were you doing that porter's job?
Gordon: He punched a passenger, and just left.
P.S.M: Did he now?
Gordon: Yeah.
P.S.M: Well Gordon, just let me ask you one madami question. Where do you normally work on the U.P?
Gordon: Cheyenne.
At the Cheyenne train station, Pete was relaxing in his office. He was just looking over the profits that he was making so far, when his telephone rang.
Pete: *Answers* Hello, this is the Cheyenne Train Station of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
P.S.M: Pete? I've got one of your workers here at my station. He's saying that he helped me with pagkarga baggage on a passenger train.
Pete: What the hay? I suspended him from work for three months, two weeks ago.
P.S.M: Really? Because he helped out really well. Right now, he's pagkarga up another train.
Pete: I'll be right there. *Leaves station*
Hawkeye: *Waiting for train*
Pete: Pierce, I have to go down into Portland to go get Gordon. Until I return, you're in charge.
Hawkeye: Yes sir *Salutes Pete*
Pete: This is a railroad, not the army. *Leaves station*
Pete got in his brand new car, and drove all the way to Portland Oregon.
Gordon rented a hotel near the station, and stayed there for another day, when Pete finally arrived.
Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete: *Parks car in parking lot*
P.S.M: Gordon, your boss is here.
Gordon: How do you know? *sees Pete's car* Oh no.
Pete: *walks up at station* I'm ashamed of you Gordon.
Gordon: What did I do this time?
Pete: You're not supposed to work when you're suspended.
Gordon: Is that it?
Pete: Yeah. I really want to have you fired, but the Station Master here tells me you did a great job as a porter. So, I'll let you stay, but if you keep messing around when you're not supposed to, then you'll be fired.
Gordon: Okay.
Soon, the police arrived.
Alyssa: That's him. *Points at Gordon*
Gordon: What is this?
Alyssa: You assaulted me you asshole.
Gordon: Fuck you! All I did was take your money! I didn't hit you at all.
Police Officer: Tell that to the judge.
Gordon: I didn't hit my wife! She's lying to you!
Pete: Did he really hit you?
Alyssa: No.
Police Officer: *Turns around* What did you say?
Alyssa: *Gulps*
Police Officer: *Looks at Alyssa*
Pete: I asked her if Gordon really hit her, and she sinabi no.
Police Officer: I see. *Lets Gordon out of car*
Gordon: Finally, about fucking time.
Police Officer: That's it. Back in the car. *Puts Gordon back in car*
Alyssa: Ha!
Police Officer: As for you ma'am, you're underarrest for giving the police false information.
Alyssa: I want a divorce.
Gordon: With pleasure.
Police Officer: *Drives away*
After the police went away with Gordon, and Alyssa, it was only Pete, and the Portland Station Master there.
Pete: So, what kind of pagkain do you normally get here?
P.S.M: Sometimes a hamburger, and sometimes pizza.
Pete: How about the pizza? On me.
P.S.M: Yeah, sure.
The End
On the susunod episode of Ponies On The Rails
We see how Hawkeye ran the Union Pacific while Pete was away.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 26
Portland Porter
June 1, 1953
It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, or watching telebisyon at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland Oregon, and see what that was like.
Gordon: I've got enough money, this and I have two, and a half madami months until my suspension is over. *takes money, and leaving house*
Gordon's Wife: Where do you think you're going?!
Gordon: Portland.
Gordon's Wife: That's unacceptable. You're staying right here.
Gordon: Alyssa, I'm the stallion of this house, I'll go, and do whatever I want.
Alyssa: Unless you want to get beaten up, you stay here.
Gordon: *Acting like child* No!
Alyssa: Gordon.
Gordon: I DON'T WANT TO!
Alyssa: Why did I marry such an immature asshole?
Gordon: Why did I marry a fat fuck like you?
Alyssa: Look who's talking.
Gordon: That's it *Walks to Alyssa* Give my your money.
Alyssa: I won't.
Gordon: You give it to me now!
Alyssa: *Teleports out of house*
Gordon: Ha! She's gone. Now, I'm on my way to Portland.
Alyssa teleported to the police department.
Police Sargent: Are you sure he wanted to assault you?
Alyssa: Yes. I could see that look in his eyes.
Police Sargent: Okay, thanks for telling us. What car does he drive?
Alyssa: This red 1946 Flim.
Police Sargent: Thanks a lot. If he keeps giving you problems, just let us know.
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.
Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.
He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.
Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter is too slow with our bags, and now a fat fuck arrives. What's next, a gay pony?
Gordon: Hey, I came over to see if I could help you, but since you insulted me, I guess you'll have to sort out your bags sa pamamagitan ng yourself.
Passenger: Okay, don't go!
Gordon: That's what I want to here. *Carrying luggage*
He put five suitcases on his back, and put them in one of the passenger cars.
Passenger 464: Whoa, that was cool.
Gordon: Now, please don't try to boss me around like you did to that other porter.
Passengers: We promise, as long as you don't try to manuntok us.
Gordon: All right. Sounds good. *Putting luggage in baggage cars*
Passengers: *Boarding train*
Gordon: *Puts all the bags in train* Okay, I believe that's it.
Conductor: *Walks up* What are you doing here?
Gordon: I'm Gordon Suite, I work for this railroad.
Conductor: I've never seen you here before. Are you new?
Gordon: I've been working on the Union Pacific for five years, but I've never been in Portland before.
Conductor: Well, let me be the first to welcome you here.
Gordon: Thanks. *sees green signal* Get in the train, we need to go.
Conductor: Uh, you have to stay here, and help with the susunod train.
Gordon: When will that be here?
Conductor: In half an hour.
Gordon: Alright.
Conductor: *Gets in train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, and drives out of station*
Gordon: *sits on bench* Well, that went good.
Soon, the station master arrived.
P.S.M: Excuse me, who are you?
Gordon: Gordon Suite, Union Pacific engineer.
P.S.M: If you're an engineer, why were you doing that porter's job?
Gordon: He punched a passenger, and just left.
P.S.M: Did he now?
Gordon: Yeah.
P.S.M: Well Gordon, just let me ask you one madami question. Where do you normally work on the U.P?
Gordon: Cheyenne.
At the Cheyenne train station, Pete was relaxing in his office. He was just looking over the profits that he was making so far, when his telephone rang.
Pete: *Answers* Hello, this is the Cheyenne Train Station of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
P.S.M: Pete? I've got one of your workers here at my station. He's saying that he helped me with pagkarga baggage on a passenger train.
Pete: What the hay? I suspended him from work for three months, two weeks ago.
P.S.M: Really? Because he helped out really well. Right now, he's pagkarga up another train.
Pete: I'll be right there. *Leaves station*
Hawkeye: *Waiting for train*
Pete: Pierce, I have to go down into Portland to go get Gordon. Until I return, you're in charge.
Hawkeye: Yes sir *Salutes Pete*
Pete: This is a railroad, not the army. *Leaves station*
Pete got in his brand new car, and drove all the way to Portland Oregon.
Gordon rented a hotel near the station, and stayed there for another day, when Pete finally arrived.
Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete: *Parks car in parking lot*
P.S.M: Gordon, your boss is here.
Gordon: How do you know? *sees Pete's car* Oh no.
Pete: *walks up at station* I'm ashamed of you Gordon.
Gordon: What did I do this time?
Pete: You're not supposed to work when you're suspended.
Gordon: Is that it?
Pete: Yeah. I really want to have you fired, but the Station Master here tells me you did a great job as a porter. So, I'll let you stay, but if you keep messing around when you're not supposed to, then you'll be fired.
Gordon: Okay.
Soon, the police arrived.
Alyssa: That's him. *Points at Gordon*
Gordon: What is this?
Alyssa: You assaulted me you asshole.
Gordon: Fuck you! All I did was take your money! I didn't hit you at all.
Police Officer: Tell that to the judge.
Gordon: I didn't hit my wife! She's lying to you!
Pete: Did he really hit you?
Alyssa: No.
Police Officer: *Turns around* What did you say?
Alyssa: *Gulps*
Police Officer: *Looks at Alyssa*
Pete: I asked her if Gordon really hit her, and she sinabi no.
Police Officer: I see. *Lets Gordon out of car*
Gordon: Finally, about fucking time.
Police Officer: That's it. Back in the car. *Puts Gordon back in car*
Alyssa: Ha!
Police Officer: As for you ma'am, you're underarrest for giving the police false information.
Alyssa: I want a divorce.
Gordon: With pleasure.
Police Officer: *Drives away*
After the police went away with Gordon, and Alyssa, it was only Pete, and the Portland Station Master there.
Pete: So, what kind of pagkain do you normally get here?
P.S.M: Sometimes a hamburger, and sometimes pizza.
Pete: How about the pizza? On me.
P.S.M: Yeah, sure.
The End
On the susunod episode of Ponies On The Rails
We see how Hawkeye ran the Union Pacific while Pete was away.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Robotnik: Pingas!
Lets make this a "unique" Halloween artikulo and count down my most hated pelikula I can think:
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a madami dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a madami dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
So.. I got REALLY bored.. And watched all the way up to episode 10.. Yeah.. 4 episodes.
This ipakita is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.
Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.
But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"
This ipakita is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.
Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.
But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"
I forgot I was suppose to be reviewing this show.
ipakita watched 5 and 6.
Not much to say. These episodes were pretty slow up till the last ten minutos of episode 6.
Guess it'll be madami interesting in the susunod one.
Till susunod time. I guess
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ipakita watched 5 and 6.
Not much to say. These episodes were pretty slow up till the last ten minutos of episode 6.
Guess it'll be madami interesting in the susunod one.
Till susunod time. I guess
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